Tag Archives: looking-as-sexy

Hilary Duff’s Sexy Baby Bump

You know the drill, Hilary Duff is still pregnant with another man’s baby, still wearing tight outfits, still looking as sexy as ever and still causing a lot of blood to rush to my penis. Keep up the good work.      

Kristin Cavallari Gets Back To Action

Now that Kristin Cavallari and douche have called off their engagement, it didn’t take the blonde reality TV star very long to get back out their looking as sexy as ever. This has got to be the worst, having to see pictures of your ex walking around looking good on all sorts of crappy celebrity websites. Ugh. I don’t see any pictures of guy walking the streets in a sexy black dress. Loser.

Rihanna Shows Off The Legs

Here are a few shots of Rihanna showing off her thighs in a tight dress. Kinda hot. I’m not thrilled about the silly baseball cap, but I don’t know anything about today’s fashions. She sort of looks pissed, I wouldn’t like to mess with her when she’s in this kind of mood…. Those thighs look like they could crush me.

Jennifer Ellison Drops Some Fat Cleavage

The last time I saw Jennifer Ellison she was back to her old self strutting her stuff in some trashy lingerie and looking as sexy as ever doing it. This time I’m not really feeling it. Here’s the busty British hottie squeezing herself into a poorly fitted dress while she walks the red carpet for something. I like that she’s dropping some great big cleavage, but the rest of her looks like a sausage ready to burst. Weird.

Malin Akerman Is In A Bikini

If you’re anything like me than you don’t really know a whole hell of a lot about Malin Akerman , nor should you, but you like bikini chicks so here we are. I think she was in Couples Retreat , not that anyone saw that crap. Anyhow, she’s in a nice pair of short shorts and a bikini top so who really cares. Is it just me or does she kinda look like a tranny Conan O’Brien in that top picture. Creepy. Who cares, she’s still got a great body. Does that make me gay? I don’t know how this works.

Adriana Lima High Fashioned Hotness

I don’t give a crap about fashion, you’d understand if you saw what I was wearing right now, but I like looking at supermodels all dressed up in the latest Haute Couture as they say. Here’s Adriana Lima looking as sexy as ever in some high fashion photoshoot. Obviously I don’t really care about the clothing, but supermodels making sexy faces in see through dresses have always been one of my favorite things in life. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale In Her Miniscule Short Shorts

I happen to really love a woman in short shorts and Ashely Tisdale seems to know that and is constantly using it to get my attention. Here she is walking down an escalator the other day in some of the smallest shorts I’ve ever seen outside of a strip club. My boxer shorts are bigger than this and I buy them small to make me feel like I’m packing a more impressive weapon. Why is she carrying such a giant key chain? That’s what you’re massive stripper bag is for. I hate this look. Luckily the shorts are working for me. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale In Her Miniscule Short Shorts

I happen to really love a woman in short shorts and Ashely Tisdale seems to know that and is constantly using it to get my attention. Here she is walking down an escalator the other day in some of the smallest shorts I’ve ever seen outside of a strip club. My boxer shorts are bigger than this and I buy them small to make me feel like I’m packing a more impressive weapon. Why is she carrying such a giant key chain? That’s what you’re massive stripper bag is for. I hate this look. Luckily the shorts are working for me. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Belongs In Lingerie

Here’s British hottie Kelly Brook looking as sexy as ever in her classy lingerie for some photoshoot for something. This is exactly what I needed to see today, I’m sick and have been having weird fever dreams that I haven’t had since I was a kid, so I needed something to get me back on track. This chick in lingerie could probably cure pretty much any ailment I’ve got, I mean I wouldn’t be growing back any limbs or anything, but I’d probably feel better about it if I could stare at this kind of thing. I bet she smells great. Call me.

Kelly Brook Belongs In Lingerie

Here’s British hottie Kelly Brook looking as sexy as ever in her classy lingerie for some photoshoot for something. This is exactly what I needed to see today, I’m sick and have been having weird fever dreams that I haven’t had since I was a kid, so I needed something to get me back on track. This chick in lingerie could probably cure pretty much any ailment I’ve got, I mean I wouldn’t be growing back any limbs or anything, but I’d probably feel better about it if I could stare at this kind of thing. I bet she smells great. Call me.