According to my sources, the nerds are having their annual meeting in San Diego for Comic-Con right now. But in case you weren’t able to make it out of your parents’ basement this weekend, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered with everything you missed. No, not the new Star Wars trailer or any superhero movie crap. I mean, the good stuff: like Smallville hottie Laura Vandervoort looking good and leggy at the Outcast party. You’re welcome. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Tori Spelling hasn’t been in the news much lately, so naturally, she felt the need to take matters into her own hands and do something about it. The last time we checked in on Tori, she had burned her hand on a grill at Benihana – not exactly the kind of story you want to be remembered for, should your career fall off a cliff tomorrow (which could happen at any time with Tori, if it hasn’t already.) So Tori decided to change the conversation without all the pesky work that comes with becoming a good actor and building a respectable resume: Yes, she posted a semi-topless selfie! Maybe this is a way of squashing the rumors about Tori expecting a fifth child . Or maybe she just wants to show that pilates pays off. There are numerous reasons why Tori would show a sudden interest in racy selfies, but the most likely explanation is that this is part of her campaign to renew the public’s interest in her private life in hopes of landing another reality show. Sources say Tori and Dean are completely broke , and neither of them have any real work on the horizon. Their latest Lifetime trainwreck was tough to watch, but it (sometimes) got decent ratings. We’re guessing the network is just waiting for Tori and Dean to get desperate enough to lower their asking price. Until then, you can watch True Tori online at TV Fanatic…if you must. View Slideshow: Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad
Tori Spelling hasn’t been in the news much lately, so naturally, she felt the need to take matters into her own hands and do something about it. The last time we checked in on Tori, she had burned her hand on a grill at Benihana – not exactly the kind of story you want to be remembered for, should your career fall off a cliff tomorrow (which could happen at any time with Tori, if it hasn’t already.) So Tori decided to change the conversation without all the pesky work that comes with becoming a good actor and building a respectable resume: Yes, she posted a semi-topless selfie! Maybe this is a way of squashing the rumors about Tori expecting a fifth child . Or maybe she just wants to show that pilates pays off. There are numerous reasons why Tori would show a sudden interest in racy selfies, but the most likely explanation is that this is part of her campaign to renew the public’s interest in her private life in hopes of landing another reality show. Sources say Tori and Dean are completely broke , and neither of them have any real work on the horizon. Their latest Lifetime trainwreck was tough to watch, but it (sometimes) got decent ratings. We’re guessing the network is just waiting for Tori and Dean to get desperate enough to lower their asking price. Until then, you can watch True Tori online at TV Fanatic…if you must. View Slideshow: Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad
I don’t really like promoting Victoria’s Secret, especially not for free, but I guess that’s the foundation of their entire marketing program…is getting free press because they have a team of hookers who work for them… Well, that look and feel got pretty fucking boring over the last few years, but they’ve finally turned to instagram to see how the instagram hookers and photographers are doing naked piss tone colored images, and they’ve decided to rebrand… Get rid of the old, bring in the new, keep some of the old, but go a little more hardcore…show more ass…give more boners…it’s 2015…and shit’s looking good to me… Even if it is still low level, mall brand, shit, overpriced that is designed for people to consumre…like everything else in the USA..made in a sweatshop buy new panties everyday… Here’s some Josephine Skriver and Candice Swanepoel showing off the new creative Direction of the brand… The post The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Until the Oscars start honoring the movie performances I actually care about (like Achievement in Lingerie and Best Supporting Bra), I’m done with watching it. It’s not worth my time. Especially when you can just catch all the highlights the next morning. And no, I’m not talking about who won, I mean who dropped the most cleavage. So here’s one of those highlights: Anna Kendrick . And don’t get me wrong, she’s looking good and all, but I told you guys the show was kinda boring. Photos: WENN.com
Tragic news today out of the music world: The tour bus carrying Jason Aldean and members of his crew stuck and killed a pedestrian in Knox, County Indiana around 1:30 a.m., sheriff department officials confirm. The victim has been identified as Albert Kennedy and the police report states that he “walked out into the middle of the roadway” while the vehicle was traveling northbound on US 41. It has been confirmed that Aldean was on the bus at the time of the accident, with the coroner pronouncing Kennedy dead “from trauma to the head and chest.” An investigation is underway and Aldean has released the following statement on Facebook: “With a heavy heart, I’m sad to say that a man passed away last night after stepping out in front of my bus in Indiana. In all the years I’ve been touring and all the miles we’ve driven, nothing prepares you for something like this to happen. I’m praying for Albert Kennedy’s family and friends today and ask that you do the same.” It doesn’t remotely compare, of course, but Aldean was involved in a very different kind of scandal earlier this year: he filed for divorce from his wife after the country star was caught cheating .
Katy Perry has used sex appeal to her advantage, but it’s one of many tools in her arsenal, while other stars seem to be getting naked almost by default. So she tells NPR, admitting that these days, “I do see myself becoming this, whatever, inspiration out of default right now, ’cause it’s such a strange world.” Katy Perry Rips Naked Pop Stars “Like females in pop … everybody’s getting naked. I mean, I’ve been naked before but I don’t feel like I have to get naked to be noticed. It’s interesting to see.” That it is. Asked if she was calling out any singer in particular – Miley Cyrus , Britney Spears, Lady Gaga and Rihanna come to mind – she insists she’s not. “I’m talking about all of them. I mean, it’s like everybody’s so naked,” she said. “It’s, like, put it away. We all know that you’ve got it . I got it too. I’ve taken it off for … I’ve taken it out here and there. And I’m not necessarily judging.” “I’m just saying sometimes it’s nice to play that card but also it’s nice to play other cards. I know I have that sexy card in my deck but I don’t always have to use that card.” Exercising restraint? Talk about a novel concept. Perry has indeed appeared comparatively more conservative as of late as her peers such as Miley, Gaga, Rihanna and Britney go increasingly wild. Her inspirational, massive hit song “Roar” and accompanying music video definitely seem all the more tame given the pop star competition these days. Some examples of what she’s talking about … Rihanna “Pour It Up” Music Video Review Miley Cyrus Takes Wrecking Ball to Her Career Britney Spears – Work Bitch (Music Video) Lady Gaga Goes on Twitter Tirade Do you agree with Katy’s point regarding her peers and their propensity for getting naked? And is she actually practicing what she’s preaching these days?
We have an update on Kim Kardashian’s vagina. And, no, it did not come from a close examination of the Kim Kardashian sex tape . We got it from Kim’s own mouth. On last night’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians – which featured the birth of baby North!!! – Kardashian confided in sister Khloe and said she was worried about the state of her most private part (*) after a human being snaked her way through there. “When I came back from the hospital, the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror,” Kim says in the following clip, happily adding: “It looks better than before.” Thank goodness, right?!? But what about her boobs? Watch the footage now. Kim Kardashian Vagina: Looking Good! * Unless you are a Playboy subscriber.
In case you always wondered what happened to former beauty pageant winners, here you go: they continue to look hot in bikinis, like former Miss World Rosanna Davison here. I’m not sure what else she’s up to these days, but after these pictures, I think Rosanna could definitely make a second career out of looking good at the beach. It’s big business for hot nobodies, and I should know. If Rosanna wants any tips, I’m available to consult.
Man, does anybody know what Jenny McCarthy has been up to lately? I don’t think I’ve done a post on her in a real long time. But here she is busting out at some Las Vegas event and looking good as ever. Anyway, just because she’s 40 now doesn’t mean Jenny should be anywhere near hottie retirement. Those puppies clearly still have at least a few good years left in them, but I’d probably have to do a hands-on inspection to give you a more accurate expiration date. What do you say, Jenny? Photos: WENN.com
