Bootleg magazines are still magazines…like bootleg models are still models…and bootleg actresses are still actresses…and bootleg instagram sluts are still sluts.. Bella Thorne is a the 40 year old looking 18 year old who i am sure doctored her birth certificate – that the blogs are writing about – not that anyone reads blogs anymore – but you know what I mean – some of us still gotta hang onto the glory days that are all they know… My storyline for her is the best one, but I am sure all the dad’s who jerk off to her, whether on shitty TV shows she is in, or to her instagram and snapchat whoring…straight up attention seeking….because there are countless instagram whores and slutty girls willing to be slutty on the internet…but only a handfull get cast in movies and TV thanks to being raised by stage parents to do this…to seek attention and to not fuck up now that they’ve made it this far… I don’t think the shitty stock photos for INDO Marie Claire are as funny as INDO Marie Claire existing…but I will post them anyway – because I like to encourage this girl in all she does…it’s jokes.. Boring… The post Bella Thorne for Marie Claire Indonesia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bootleg magazines are still magazines…like bootleg models are still models…and bootleg actresses are still actresses…and bootleg instagram sluts are still sluts.. Bella Thorne is a the 40 year old looking 18 year old who i am sure doctored her birth certificate – that the blogs are writing about – not that anyone reads blogs anymore – but you know what I mean – some of us still gotta hang onto the glory days that are all they know… My storyline for her is the best one, but I am sure all the dad’s who jerk off to her, whether on shitty TV shows she is in, or to her instagram and snapchat whoring…straight up attention seeking….because there are countless instagram whores and slutty girls willing to be slutty on the internet…but only a handfull get cast in movies and TV thanks to being raised by stage parents to do this…to seek attention and to not fuck up now that they’ve made it this far… I don’t think the shitty stock photos for INDO Marie Claire are as funny as INDO Marie Claire existing…but I will post them anyway – because I like to encourage this girl in all she does…it’s jokes.. Boring… The post Bella Thorne for Marie Claire Indonesia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last week, when Emilia Clarke said she wanted to see more penis on Game of Thrones , what she really meant was, she wanted to see more penis on Game of Thrones . Clarke clarified her position to Conan O'Brien when she appeared on his talk show last night. “Okay, full disclosure, my mum really told me off for saying that,” she said sheepishly, just before she reiterated that she really wanted to see more penis on Game of Thrones . “I think there should be more equal nudity,” she told the host. “There's plenty of female nudity, myself included, and I think there should be… some equal male nudity and female nudity.” And to that we say… OH HELL YES. Conan naively suspects she may be talking about male backsides, but lo, he is mistaken and must be schooled by his sidekick Andy Richter. “She's talking about Game of BONES!” he shouts. DUH, Conan. Indeed, Emilia means ween. “Free the penis,” she said, just to make sure we got it. Emilia's not the only star who is bringing awareness to this grave injustice. Last year, Kevin Bacon suggested , nay, demanded, that male members become more prominent on the big and small screens, and even recommended that GOT take the initiative. ” Game of Thrones , you got three sex scenes an episode. How hard would it be to just show one or two wieners every couple of minutes?” he queried. Can't argue with that logic. “This is an issue of gender equality. Let me be on the show, come on, I'll play a naked wizard or something,” he insisted. What do you say, GOT ? You've likely got just one season left , so how about finally giving the viewers what they want – what they deserve . MORE DONG!!!
If you watch Vanderpump Rules online , then you probably know Scheana Marie Shay as one of the more sane and trustworthy members of the SUR staff. But at the end of the day, she still works in what might be the world’s most superficial restaurant, where there’s so much pressure to be hot at all times that servers and hostesses sometimes have to go the extra mile to get a leg up on the competition. Scheana’s currently on vacation in Hawaii with her husband, Michael, and she posted the above photo, which has raised two important questions: Who still takes Hydroxycut? and What the hell happened to her left leg? Unless she had a run-in with a shark that she’s not telling us about, Scheana has done some serious body modifying here, and we’re not talking about that dumb Almost Famous tattoo on her forearm. Scheana, of course, is no stranger to controversy: There’s her secret porn past . There’s her controversial response to her husband’s drug problem . And of course, there’s the scandal that brought her to the spotlight in the first place – sleeping with Eddie Cibrian while he was still married to Brandi Glanville. But this is the first time Mrs. Shay been busted ‘shopping her own pics. Like all of the the ladies at SUR, Scheana openly admits to using Botox and every other artificial beauty enhancer on the market, so we doubt she’ll be terribly humiliated by this. Frankly, if that dumb ink on her arm doesn’t embarrass her, we’re pretty sure nothing will. #ItsAllHappening View Slideshow: 37 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs
If today’s InstaBabe Gia Marie looks familiar, but you can’t seem to remember where you recognize her from (or you’re just pretending not to, because your boss or girlfriend is standing over your shoulder), here’s a quick reminder: she was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month back in November 2014. So until you can get home and officially refresh your memory, here’s something a little more SFW to tide you over for now. You’re welcome. » view all 16 photos
The Thornes are a weird, stage family, that if this was the 20s, would be carnival act that tours town to town, but that is instead based in LA, and sent to auditions until one of them got a mainstream gig, allowing the others to embrace their “art” or “craft”…financed by their sister/daughter, the chosen one, Bella Thorne..sacrificed for the benefit of the rest of them…so that they can do hipster photoshoots and ride the name… So I guess it only makes sense that Bella is posing in some satanic sacrfice temple…probably where they killed that homeless girl, or was it Jon Benet Ramesey for her her powers to create this… The post Bella Thorne in a Satanic Ritual of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Iris Strubegger is some tall Austrian model…and she’s showing her tit in Marie Claire Italia, not that showing tits is really that exciting, especially with some female Schwarzenegger looking, strong jawed, Nazi spy looking woman, but…it’s still tits… I guess the problem with this free the nipple thing is that it’s making tits pretty much everywhere, making them “just another set of tits”…which is probably what the pervert behind Free the Nipple, who wanted to see every girl in the world’s nipple, wanted… But that’s not a problem, because with every tit, even pics of tits, I find myself wanting to suck them…Feed Me Iris Strubegger…Feed Me… The post Iris Strubegger Brings the Tits to Marie Claire Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jul 13, 2015 at 4:29pm PDT Here’s a little Selena Gomez slut shaming her Assistant..Theresa Marie Mingus… She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re wearing socks and sandals…I can’t believe you’re so basic….don’t I pay you more than this? You slut… She’s saying hey “Theresa Marie Mingus” I’m Selena Gomez, I’m your boss, you are my puppet, I can be friendly with you, since you’re my paid friend, but realize I own you and I’m the best thing to ever happen to you, so go get my Dry Cleaning “Theresa Marie Mingus” or I’ll send you back to Mexico… She’s saying “Theresa Marie Mingus” you’re my little slave, and I will work you 80 hours a week and keep you locked up in the pool house, so that when I need anything you’re there… All while laughing at “Theresa Marie Mingus” sandals…because I guess Selena GOmez wanted to add her to her storyline… Here’s her LINKEDIN – I think I’m in love with Theresa Marie Mingus….even if putting up with famous people, despite the great opportunities it leads to, must be the fucking worst shit ever…always dealing with their nonssense… Here are some pics Theresa Marie Mingus – in a Bikini…she was Kim Kardashian’s assistant for 2 years, so it’s safe to say, that’s how she learned how to Big Booty Selfie…and I’m glad she did…I am on her side…dealing with these horrible horrible people…I’m sure she has the best stories about…but is contractually not allowed to ever speak…like Kim Kardashian is a military operation, when she’s more like the hooker they pass around when they come to port… The post Selena Gomez Slut Shames Her Assistant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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