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Taylor Swift may have sang about a “Love Story,” but we don’t think this is the sort of happy ending she had in mind. Radar Online has photos of Calvin Harris leaving a Thai massage parlor in LA with a rather satisfied look on his face. Taylor, of course, is currently thousands of miles away, touring the Midwest on her 1989 tour. It’s worth noting that the rub-and-tug Harris sleepily moseyed out of today is the first result that comes up in a Google search for “best Thai massage happy ending.” However, in Calvin’s defense, many of the business’ Yelp reviews come from pissed-off men who did not, uh…find the release that they were looking for. If it turns out Calvin was receiving a full frontal massage, it’ll be the latest in a long line of strikes against a dude who once seemed to be Taylor’s perfect match. Last month, Calvin went off on Zayn Malik in what he probably thought was a chivalrous defense of Taylor’s virtue, but came off more as bizarre temper tantrum. Shortly thereafter, Calvin attacked Avril Lavigne on social media, again because of some perceived slight against Swift. His publicist denies the feud, it’s interesting that Swift brought Lavigne on stage just a few days later to show the world that there’s no bad blood. Calvin Harris: Appropriately tall and blonde Prince Charming, or pervy unenthusiastic hand-job aficionado? You be the judge. View Slideshow: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: So in Love!
Not the kinda “bust” ol’ boy was lookin’ for… Wife Helps Cops Bust Cheating Husband At Sex Worker Massage Parlor Via NYDailyNews A massage parlor was raided by cops in New Jersey after a Rutherford wife trailed her husband inside the storefront and got an eyeful, authorities said. Two women were arrested on prostitution charges at the Rose Spa Thursday, just a few weeks after a woman reported she had seen sex acts being performed in the neighborhood business after following her husband inside. An undercover police officer went to the spa Thursday afternoon, posing as a massage customer. Midway through the rub-down employee Mei Shu Jiang, 45, offered him sex in exchange for $60, officials said. As other officers forced their way into the locked spa, Jiang and another worker, Shanji An, 42, climbed out a second-story window and ran across a roof. They captured in a nearby courtyard, Rutherford Police Chief John Russo said, according to NJ.com. The wife who reported the establishment told police she had gone from room to room in the warren-like building and saw sexual acts being performed, Russo said. After she called police, the customers fled. She then posted fliers around the neighborhood, accusing the massage parlor of offering sex for money. This guy would have been a lot better off finding free freaky internet flicks and giving himself a happy ending. Now he’s just another sad and pathetic John. Image via Rutherford Police
There’s nothing more erotic than watching a beautiful woman get her body oiled and rubbed. Get ready for some incredible close-ups of Mary Carey , Courtney Ford , Jacqueline Lovell , Yuliya Mayarchuk , Mimi Rogers and Tricia Yen as they give and receive some hands on loving.
China Executes Man Who Kept 6 Women As Sex Slaves A Chinese man who was found guilty of raping 6 women and having two of them killed while keeping them as sex slaves for up to nearly 2 years. via ABC News China executed a man on Tuesday who kept six women in a dungeon as sex slaves for periods of up to 21 months, during which he coerced three of them to kill two of their fellow captives, a court official said. One of the three was later sentenced to three years in prison for her part in the deaths. Executed Li Hao, 36, had dug a dungeon underneath a basement he bought in August 2009 and tricked women who worked at hair salons, karaoke bars and a massage parlor into going there with him, the official Xinhua News Agency reported. Li repeatedly raped the women, who were held there between two and 21 months, it said. Police said he wanted to make money by forcing the women into prostitution and appear in obscene webcasts. His dungeon in Luoyang city in central Henan province was finally discovered after one of the women escaped and went to police. China plays no games when it comes to scumbag criminals and punishment.
Casper Smart frequent exotic massage parlors and/or is a homosexual seeking fast and easy one-night stands. So claim a pair of tabloid cover stories this week, both of which have prompted Jennifer Lopez and her boyfriend to threaten lawsuits against the publications behind them. The first, from In Touch , quotes a couple of employees at a massage parlor in New York City who allege Smart has stopped by for appointments there twice in the last month. Star , meanwhile, asserts that the dancer was caught at a peep show in the Big Apple last month, somewhere that’s a “well-known cruising spot for gay men looking for instant hookups.” According to TMZ, the couple’s attorneys, Shawn Holley and Howard Weitzman, have sent letters to both magazine warning that the “reports” are “false, malicious and defamatory” and will cause “immense damage” to Jennifer and Casper’s careers and reputations. They pair will follow up with legal action unless retractions are printed. No response so far from In Touch or Star .
Here’s an amazing story. A cop was caught fucking a bitch on the hood of a car when he was in uniform and assumingly on duty, it is amazing and I can relate because if I was a cop, that would always be my optional out clause….you can go to jail for jaywalking miss…or you can let me fuck you on the hood of the car….I mean shit I’ve tried to get my hands on cop uniforms to pull this shit on the fucking street…It hasn’t worked out yet, cuz apparently I’m too fat for cop uniforms despite all the fat cops I’ve seen…but shit’s a good way to get laid….abusing power … On a sidenote…here’s another stepNEWS story where a Massage Parlor case collapses when the lawyer got called out as one of her clients …genius world we live in. Genius.
