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Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone is a cunt who tried to sue me for posting boring as fuck honeymoon pictures…back when she was married to a relevant comedian….at the time when she was naked all the time in her photoshoots while being a model…because that’s what models do..they are bodies that sell those bodies like hookers…because they are hookers…who eventually start a family with rich people…like TV show creators… Not that any of that matters, but Lara Stone is still pretty fucking hot, and just because I can’t get over insignificant lawsuits that never amounted to anything, because I am insignificant in the grand scheme of things, like if you were to ask her what DrunkenStepfather.com is, she’d have no fucking idea..but I can still think she’s a cunt in this one sided relationship…a cunt I would like to wear as gas mask…in the apocalypse that is my life.. The post Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Big Brother Masturbation of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a video for Big Brother a show that I am not interested in watching and have never been interested in watching…but that I am watching now…at least this clip of it…because it is apparently one of the contestants jerking off and smearing his cum on the girl he is jerking off with… I don’t know if this dude is actually jerking off, or if watching a dude jerking off is something you are into, whether on Network Television or their webcast livefeed to keep their shit going 24 hours a day for fat, lonely, trailer trash with nothing better to do with their lives….but I assume public masturbation is, because it is the only way you can show people your pathetic dick…creeper.. All this to say, everything is porn, because humans are horny…stop repressing us mainstream media….let these two fuck graphic sex…instead of making them hide it under the covers like a bunch of religious weirdos…which they obviously aren’t, they are on Big Brother… The post Big Brother Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Hayden Panettiere Tit Pic is Fake of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At least one person emailed me the above picture of Hayden Panettiere topless or pulling out her tits. I guess it is from some over zealous Hayden Panettiere fans, who I assume are all over zealous, because in order to be a Hayden Panettiere fan, you have to be all kinds of socially awkward and weird…you know the kind of guy who will spend hours on photoshop for his masturbation purposes…because guess what…this titty pic isn’t real and it is my duty to protect the honor of hacked celebrity women who probably love the attention because they are celebrities to begin with, a career based on wanting people talking about them….I am a hero Here’s the real pic…

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Nina Agdal Brings a New Fetish of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maybe I am a little hard on Nina Agdal for being a broken down face, you know the kind of face that looks like it has an extra chromosome face…a little on the Downs Syndrome face…with a rocking’ body that people seems to focus on and ignore the face…but I can’t look past it…there are a lot of babes, hotter than this, better bodies and faces, who want to work in swimwear for free. They want to shoot for SI for free. Book one or two catalogs for 15-20k a year…and spend the rest of her time making appearances for 1000 dollars a day…while maintaining her “celebrity”…because it will find her a billionaire boyfriend who likes his wife to be in Sports Illustrated. It’s a status thing. I don’t think Nina Agdal makes money. I don’t think she’s amazing. But she has this celebrity that she can use to carry her to the bedroom – a bedroom I was much more into last time she was in miami… REMEMEBER – WHEN A DUDE SHE FUCKED TOOK A NUDE PIC AFTER FUCKING HER – ….that was the Nina I liked… Anyway, I hit her instagram, and this is apparently her new comedy routine – it’s weird…but you’ll jerk off to it – because you like her and you like mouths and more importantly…you like puppets…because puppets are all you’ve ever had…it makes your masturbation more playful. TO SEE HER BIKINI PAPARAZZI ACTION CLICK HERE

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Kate Mara Throwback Adam Fedderly Shoot of the Day

Posted on April 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Mara is Rooney Mara’s sister… I think she’s more successful than her sister…but I haven’t heard from either of them… Here she is in some throwback pics from ADAM FEDDERLY a photographer I’ve never heard of…and shit is up on some hipster erotica kick that I am all about…because hipster porn is the future of my masturbation…

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Dakota Johnson’s Hot Enough for Elle of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Johnson is some Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith offspring who is just trying to make a name for herself by leveraging her parent’s name and contacts and landing some 50 Shades of Grey shit that will define her career because every horny mom and their daughter will go see the shit to see how close to their masturbation fantasies the fucking thing hits…which won’t be very close…and will leave everyone disappointed…and everyone hating on poor Dakota and the role of nepotism to land acting roles…but the good news is..we’ll all be seeing her naked…because when you’re raised by overpaid hookers in Hollywood…you kind of become one…FUN! Hollywood Porn!!

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Miley Cyrus Nipple Slip at some Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Today…an outtake of Miley Cyrus in a YOU Magazine photoshoot where she’s doing the typical Miley Cyrus hustle…in jacked up underwear posing like an edgy little hipster…featuring her nipple hit the internet…and no one cared… Reminding us all that we are desensitized fucks, if this was 10 years ago, and this was Britney or Lohan or one of the other cunts who was famous back then, the world would fucking top in its tracks…but the only thing that would make us notice Miley is if she released an actual Masturbation video, not one of her simulating masturbation for a music video cuz it was high impact for the price… Either way, I’m a fan of her, even if everything about her is a bullshit lie…even her nipple slips. Staged a few years too fucking late to be scandalous…but still her nipples…we’ve all seen before…and didn’t care about before…and won’t care about now, but at least we can look at them if we are bored. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Man Arrested For Pleasuring Himself In College Library

Posted on November 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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People do the strangest things for no apparent reason. A student at Pensacola State College was recently arrested for masturbating in the campus library while…

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Girls in Bed Being Romantic are the Babes of the Night

Posted on November 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are Scarlet and Jayden remember all of us lonely perverts…drunk and hating the pussy we have available to us that life is better out there for some people..like the guys who get to bang Scarlet and Jayden …and Scarlet and Jayden get to bang each other… Unlike my wife, and your wife…and even your masturbation had…they aren’t fat, miserable, old or nagging…you don’t hate everything about them…but rather they are lovely and playful and the idea of them comparing their vaginas…brings hope…that maybe this isn’t it…maybe there is more…maybe just maybe girls doing this…is to help us live another day…because more girls like Scarlet and Jayden will surface…and that’s better than suicide! CLICK THE LINKS TO SEE Jayden and Scarlet MORE HARDCORE G…

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Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot Ass in a Thong Leotard of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Lucy Mecklenburgh has her booty pop done right…arched back, stickin’ that fat ass out, posting it to instagram cuz it will get her lots of attention likes and follows and if she’s lucky it will make the popular page…taking to a whole new realm of low level celebrity…from being on a UK show no one outside of the UK cares about and those in the UK probably don’t care about…to being a bitch on social media with lots of followers who just like her for her ass pics…something that seems to be enough these days to matter…at least when it comes to your own self involved ego…and more importantly…to my masturbation…

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