I’ve seen Madonna in person, like 10 feet or less away from me. She has massive tits and she was wearing lingerie as outterwear, and if she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, it’d be amazing, and at 100 fucking years old…it was amazing…but not as amazing as seeing her pulled off stage…this shit is so good…the meme of the year…and it’s only February… The post Madonna Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pac Man Jones is back on his goon-isht juuuuust in time for the season…. Adam “Pac Man” Jones Threatens To Fight Ludacris Over Instagram Post ATL rapper/actor/businessman Ludacris is known for his outspoken sense of humor, but one person who wasn’t laughing at one of his most recent jokes was Cincinatti Bengals baller Adam “Pac Man” Jones. As is customary on his Instagram page, Luda posted a few “funny” photos featuring his ever-popular hashtag #nowthatsludicrous and when one of them happened to be this one which includes an injured Pac Man Jones in a neck brace… …he came for Luda’s neck, reposting the meme while threatening to “beat his a**” on sight: SMH. Do you think Pacman had reason to get mad or does he need to learn to take a joke? Instagram
Another day, another rumored new love interest for sexy beast Robert Pattinson, who’s been single and ready to mingle ever since splitting from Kristen Stewart. This time, for a change of celebrity gossip pace, the 27-year-old Brit is not being linked to Katy Perry … but to Katy Perry’s stylist friend Cleo Wade! “Cleo is one of Katy’s best friends, so Rob has been spending time with their gang,” a source told The Sun . “It’s early days, but they seem to have good chemistry.” “They spent a lot of time together over the weekend.” Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry are friends (and have been the subject of dating rumors themselves), so this seems believable enough as speculation goes. However, a source close to Pattinson isn’t buying it. He and Wade “are not dating,” according to E! The insider noted that while R-Pattz and Wade do in fact run with the same group of friends, the actor is not dating her. He is indeed still very single. Rob was also romantically linked to London-based artist and painter Nettie Wakefield back in January, only to have a source similarly shoot that down. Oh well, maybe someday Nettie and/or Cleo. In random news, Rob loves to skip with cows: Robert Pattinson Skips with Cow, Hangs with Miley and More Open Slideshow 1. Robert Pattinson and Cow Invade Bangerz Tour Miley Cyrus is Twrking with a horse in this Meme and… hey! There’s Robert Pattinson with a cow! View As List 1. Robert Pattinson and Cow Invade Bangerz Tour Miley Cyrus is Twrking with a horse in this Meme and… hey! There’s Robert Pattinson with a cow! 2. Robert Pattinson and Cow Invade Twilight Wheeee! Wait for me! Robert Pattinson and this cow get in on this Twilight scene. 3. Robert Pattinson and Cow in Gravity Don’t let go of Robert Pattinson, cow. Don’t ever let go! 4. Robert Pattinson and a Cow Figure Skate Robert Pattinson and this cow try to get in on some Olympic ice dancing in this Meme. 5. Robert Pattinson Skips Down the Highway Robert Pattinson is skipping around with a cow in this Meme that depicts him alongside a Segway.
Yesterday, Benzino was shot by his own nephew on the way to his mother’s funeral. Unfortunately over the years rapper turned reality star has built up so much ill will in the game that it only led to immaculate slander of the meme variety… Continue
RZA is feeling good about his directorial debut, The Man with the Iron Fists . In this Behind-the-scenes featurette, the Wu-Tang Clan leader says he didn’t think he could top his musical work with the hip-hop group (or as a solo artist), which, he explains, led “to some of the greatest climaxes of my life.” Okay! But after teaming up with “my boy Quentin Tarantino” and Hostel director Eli Roth to ” make a fat joint of my own,” RZA proudly proclaims “I have topped it.” Related Story: Check out Movieline’s gallery of more than 20 images from The Man with the Iron Fists . The 43-year-old first-time filmmaker explains that The Man with the Iron Fists is the result of a fascination with kung-fu movies that began when he was 11 years old, and it sounds like he’s got a lot more ideas where this movie came from. He also explains that the movie’s soundtrack of hip hop and classic soul is meant to be integral to moviegoers’ enjoyment of the picture. You can just sit back, smoke one — if you smoke — and let the music flow. Here’s a preview of what to expect below. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
The Korean pop sensation that’s taken over the world has found its way to the set of Wolverine , where the tuxedoed Psy stopped by to teach star Hugh Jackman — wearing Wolverine’s adamantium claws — how to dance Gangnam Style. And I thought the Filipino prison dancers marked the jumping of the shark! Putting years of Broadway dance training to use, the enthusiastic Jackman seems to have picked up Psy’s signature pony move pretty quickly, which is impressive if you’ve watched every celebrity this side of Ellen Degeneres attempt the dance craze of the year. They even gave Psy his own Wolverine claws. Okay, that’s pretty cool. It’s even better if you imagine this as the character Wolverine meeting Psy and indulging in a lighthearted moment of cross-cultural glee before an epic battle to the death. Because Psy is clearly some sort of mutant being whose power is the ability to entrance strangers with his syncopated gyrations and that damnedly irresistible ditty. Slicing gangnam style!!!! Great to meet @ psy_oppa who visited set yesterday. twitter.com/RealHughJackma… — Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) October 16, 2012 Oh, how Wolverine laughs! Is it too late to turn Wolverine into a K-pop musical? [via @psy_oppa ]
They were two of the biggest movies in terms of box office this summer – and likely for all of 2012, yet the battle between The Dark Knight Rises and Marvel’s The Avengers opened a new front in the artistic sphere. TDKR made just over $1.07 billion worldwide (with a $250 million production budget), while Marvel’s The Avengers roared on with a $1.511 billion worldwide gross (and a production budget reportedly at $220 million). One cinematographer offered up his own impressions about the rival’s merits, calling it “appalling.” Wally Pfister won an Oscar for Inception as well as three nominations for Batman Begins , The Presige and The Dark Knight . He is even embarking on his own foray into the director chair on an upcoming project next year said that his past work as a news reporter and in documentary helped him to “reduce the amount of artifice” in his work. Though he has won recognition for his work with TDKR director Christopher Nolan on the Batman franchise, he admitted to not being much of a “super hero fan” and said his reaction was surprise when Nolan first approached him about doing Batman Begins . “I was like, really? A guy in a rubber suit?” Pfister is quoted as saying in the Herald-Tribune speaking to a film class in Sarasota, FL. He also gave his opinions on Marvel’s The Avengers , when asked what was most important in shooting a film. “What’s really important is storytelling. None of it matters if it doesn’t support the story,” said Pfister. “I thought The Avengers was an appalling film. They’d shoot from some odd angle and I’d think, why is the camera there? Oh, I see, because they spent half a million on the set and they have to show it off. It took me completely out of the movie. I was driven bonkers by that illogical form of storytelling.” Pfister, who along with Nolan has been steadfast advocate of film over digital, said The Prestige was his most “artistically fulfilling” and prefers TDKR among the Batman films. “I liked my work best in the last one, of course, because anything I felt I’d done wrong on each one, I’d right on the next one,” he said. He added that he’d “never say never” to any Batman 4 project. “I’m fortunate enough to have been successful enough that now I want to fulfill myself artistically. I guess I might do it right at the point where I had to sell my house.” His directorial debut is currently casting, but only gave a hint at details. “I can’t talk too much about it. It’s a present-day science fiction film, a fairly big concept. It’s bigger budget — not as big as Batman , but not independent. [ Sources: Herald-Tribune , Huffington Post , Box Office Mojo ]
Tom Cruise IS Jack Reacher, screams the poster and new trailer for the Lee Child action adaptation. Is Paramount reaching , or is Cruise more and more believable as the bad-ass army cop who drives fast and punches bad guys in the balls as he investigates a suspicious multiple murder case? This theatrical trailer for the Christopher McQuarrie-directed film (his first in the dozen years since Way of the Gun ) wisely chooses not to linger on extended scenes of Cruise beating up dozens of bad guys — not the easiest stretch of the imagination, despite his ability to do the same when playing Mission: Impossible ‘s Ethan Hunt. Sans ubercool gadgets and the metrosexual spy sheen of that franchise, Cruise has to work harder to pass for the brawling, cold-blooded ex-military loner of Child’s novels. Never mind that fans of the books are still grumbling that Cruise looks nothing like the ginormous 6’5″ blond antihero . Jack Reacher is now a Tom Cruise Movie, so all it really needs to be a hit with the masses is a good story to string together scenes of Cruise angsting his way from fight to car chase and beyond. Right? Jack Reacher ‘s secret weapon, however? Werner Herzog as a bad guy . Now that’s a brilliant stroke of casting that should make it well worth the price of admission. Jack Reacher is in theaters December 21. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Republican candidate Mitt Romney caused an uproar during last night’s Presidential debate with his vivid and hilariously ignorant “binders full of women” comment. But he didn’t just alienate women and men and anyone appalled by his antiquated language and attitude toward gender equality in the work place — he launched the hottest meme since Big Bird. So hot is Mitt — albeit not in the way he’d hoped prior to yesterday — he spawned the @Romneys_Binder Twitter account (14K followers and counting in half a day), the Tumblr Binders Full Of Women , and countless Tweets, Tumbls, and Photoshopped nuggets of hilarity. Let’s all have a laugh at Mittens’ silly notions about ladykind with a look at the best movie-related entries from the last 18 hours. ( via ) Say Anything … except what Romney said last night. This one works on so many levels. ( via ) ( via ) Click on over to Funny or Die for the full GIFtastic awesomeness. ( via ) Mitt’s meme meets the best meme. ( via ) And my favorite: ( via ) If Swayze says it, so must it be. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .