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You Really Find Kate Upton a Babe? of the Day

It amazes me that Kate Upton is taken seriously in the model world….every single time I look at her pics…I see lies the media is feeding me…I mean she doesn’t even have a nice face…it’s almost bloated and fucking retard looking…..and she sure as hell doesn’t have a nice body…she’s just tall so her 160 lbs of her seems lean…she’s also just 19 and her metabolism hasn’t shut the fuck down yet…but I see a Rosie O’Donnell in her everytime I look at her…and not in a Rosie O’Donnell is a dyke a fucks young bitches kind of way…in a her pantsize will be the fucking same….seriously people…consider this a protest…like I’m PETA and she’s a slaughterhouse or fur….stop caring about her tits enough to make her millions…when there are so many tits out there who actually deserve millions…send her back to the barn she came from….

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Tami Roman Reveals Her Slimmy Trimmy Bangin’ Bawwwdy In OK! Magazine! [Photos]

Somebody’s been hittin’ the gym … ‘Basketball Wives’ star Tami Roman’s posted up in OK! Magazine and in her interview, she’s showing off her new bangin’ bawwwdy in a white kini and is sharing just how she lost 25lbs (thanks to NV Clinical). The forty-something-year-old mom recently quit smoking and never exercised regularly; realizing her metabolism had slowed down drastically, Tami says she decided it was time to get healthy. Tami’s now the newest spokesperson for NV Clinical, and says that she couldn’t fathom the thought of being able to wear a swimsuit again and would actually get anxiety! She now admits, “Since using NV, losing weight and actually realizing that I can wear a bikini, I plan to take a special trip with my daughters this summer,” says Roman. “I have now realized that I’m 42 and fabulous and will definitely feel more empowered walking on the beach and not covering up!” The reality star’s got lots to look forward to in 2013; besides her role on ‘Basketball Wives’ Miami, Tami’s also set to star in the new original comedy series, “Belle’s”, premiering on January 21st. Her interview in OK! is on stands now! Images via OK! magazine/NV Clinical

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Selena Gomez is Lovely for Glamour of the Day

Selena Gomez was showing some titty that I assume are implants that she got for her role in Spring Breakers but that could easily just be a little freshman 20 weight gain that happens when you turn 20, your metabolism slows down, and you eat your feelings from the shame that comes with dating a homosexual popstar, living his lie, only to be dumped by him…..you know that child star drama that I hope leads to falling off, drugs, porn and other good stuff to watch as the empire crumbles….but in the meantime – she’s in Glamour…..

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Kate Upton in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

I guess I am the only person who thinks that Kate Upton is piggish….because when I look at her…even when she is photoshopped to shit…I see a sloppy fat girl in training with a shitty ass….meaning that at 19, her big D tits are alright…and I guess it is important to live in the moment and appreciate when we have in front of us…but in no time her metabolism will stop, drop and roll the fuck out of here…leaving her an Anna Nicole Smith….big tits like this don’t come with fucking consequences….big tits like this are only good for a short window of opportunity….big tits like this…although amazing and fun to pay with in all their fleshy glory….are not as good as the media is making you believe….but I’ll still look at her making fat girl faces in Cosmo…cuz she’s half naked…and we like all girls who are half naked…even if they are a whole lot of big breasted belly hiding hype….

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Candice Swanepoel Boring for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret made a couple of billion dollars in sales last year….and I expect more out of their catalog shoots…even if they made them more like a hip hop video with helicopters and fucking Rolls Royces in the background….maybe a few hip hop video girls twerking…I mean anything but this standard, constant, catalog shoot that I jerked off to in the fucking late 80s, with a different babe I want to impregnate as the star…. I guess it is just uninspired and I like things to be a little more revolutionary…. This why change a good thing shit is shit.

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Kate Upton for Terry Richardson of the Day

In exciting Kate Upton news….she’s dating Detroit Tigers’ Justin Verlander….at least according to my homies over at CELEBUZZ …..which may not be exciting to you…but is to me…cuz I love seeing really popular and underserving models find love that they can get knocked up and fat with…living a millionaire lifestyle with pro Athlete cock….to compensate for having little talent, skills, or education other than a rockin’ set of sloppy, floppy, amazing tits I’d like to knead, pull, prod and jerk off on, but I am not a millionaire pro Athlete…. I do hope her relationship makes all her fans turn on her…giving her a bit of a reality check….reminding her that she’s replaceable and that there are hundreds of other average faced tall chicks that are just as busty, jacked up on the same hormones in the food, who haven’t had their metabolism slow down by turning 21 and who haven’t gone off to college to gain their freshman 40….cuz they won the lottery instead…. Haters gonna hate..but I’m not hating…Terry Richardson dropped some pics of her and her tits from a magazine shoot and I’m into them…

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Blake Lively Reynolds in a Bra Shirt for Glamour Spain of the Day

I find it funny that Blake Lively fans, at least the ones on the internet are so mad that she got married, like it affects their obsession of her or the chance of them fucking her….I mean the only thing they could be mad at is if she’s pregnant because historically pregnancy ruins women….but if you’re obsession is Blake Lively…that’s on some obscure kick that makes me think you’ll probably ride out the pregnancy into the future…you stalking fucking weirdo…cuz to me Blake Lively hardly exists, she was on TV, in a few movies, played a 20 year old but looks 40, fucked some A-Listers, got knocked up by one, married him, denied being knocked by him to not cheapen her whore self who was cheapened when she started bouncing celebrity cock to cock….but that’s just the circle she runs in…I don’t judge….I just don’t understand why she looks so fucking old all the time…menopausal even…. She did a shoot for Glamour Spain, wore a shirt tha looks like a bra, and that’s about as interesting as she gets….

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Kate Upton’s New Direction for Jalouse of the Day

Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average american man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fact chick in training…the next Anna Nicole Smith….ready to remember the glory days when she is 25 over a chocolate cake and a bunch of pills….she wants us to take her seriously and forget that she’s a thick, fat titty, destined to be in a bikini prior to struggling with her weight, you know while her metabolism is still fat….and you know what…she looks pretty good in this shoot….I support her cause…cuz I was getting annoyed of her one trick pony shit…even if it was more half naked…..because with these high fashion shoots, the next step will be more naked…cuz high fashion has more nipple than bikini modeling for sports magazines….so this is a better road to go down…even though I think she shoulda done porn.

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Kelly Brook’s Huge Tits of the Day

I wonder if Kelly Brook is pregnant again, or if she’s just getting fat, because this bitch fluxuates in weight so much, it is hard to tell, not that it matters, she is pushing 40, her metabolism has slowed down, heer biological clock is counting down fast, but her titties are still going strong…. She managed to milk them properly for all they had o offer and it worked…it got to this level of success, this low level of fame, where she’s an actual millionaire off her shit, when so many busty girls like her just get office jobs and fat….. But I’m thinking, it’s time to throw in the towel and let her belly catch up to the tits it has been trying to catch up to all these years…..She’s done all she has to do and all she’s really talened enough to do… It’s over, but I’ll still look down her shirt. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook’s Huge Tits of the Day

I wonder if Kelly Brook is pregnant again, or if she’s just getting fat, because this bitch fluxuates in weight so much, it is hard to tell, not that it matters, she is pushing 40, her metabolism has slowed down, heer biological clock is counting down fast, but her titties are still going strong…. She managed to milk them properly for all they had o offer and it worked…it got to this level of success, this low level of fame, where she’s an actual millionaire off her shit, when so many busty girls like her just get office jobs and fat….. But I’m thinking, it’s time to throw in the towel and let her belly catch up to the tits it has been trying to catch up to all these years…..She’s done all she has to do and all she’s really talened enough to do… It’s over, but I’ll still look down her shirt. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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