I don’t know who this Julia Faria bitch is, or how old she is, but I do know she’s got a great ass, and more importantly a modeling contract, which is a manditory requirement to hang out with me, and by modeling contract I mean vagina, cuz even the meaty ones with little dick clits and piss flaps you can wear as a gas mask, are still hott of fuck, if anything, even hotter to fuck cuz they look like rotting deli meat sandwiches, mangled up murder victim, an alien creatures from under the sea and/or thick fleashy christmas tree decorations hanging off the tree and over the gifts all bottled up into a pinkish, brown, warm an lubricated place to stick my dick….. Either way, this Julia Faria bitch is a bikini model, she’s from Brazil and I think I may love her…
Back in 1998…. Jaime Pressly Did Playboy to get herself on the fucking scene… Then back in March 2012…. Jaime Pressly posted two pics of her amazing, ripped, mom body, and probable implants, on twitter …. Today….she posted one more…..and her fucking body is ridiculous….probably because she got a divorce from the loser she married….and decided to get her life together….but more importantly got her stamina in a place where she could fuck herself a new husband…cuz that’s what I see when I see fitness….if only all moms could pull this off, then I wouldn’t hate being a stepfather so much….
Back in 1998…. Jaime Pressly Did Playboy to get herself on the fucking scene… Then back in March 2012…. Jaime Pressly posted two pics of her amazing, ripped, mom body, and probable implants, on twitter …. Today….she posted one more…..and her fucking body is ridiculous….probably because she got a divorce from the loser she married….and decided to get her life together….but more importantly got her stamina in a place where she could fuck herself a new husband…cuz that’s what I see when I see fitness….if only all moms could pull this off, then I wouldn’t hate being a stepfather so much….
It turns out that perpetually fat and single and depressing Jennifer Love Hewitt who once was has decided to re-invent herself in a way I can appreciate….get behind…celebrate…congratulate….She’s found her lost sex appeal….and that’s fucking amazing…. She is no longer some fat cunt who would only let the camera guy shoot her from certain angles to avoid her belly that caught up with her tits when her metabolism slowed down and her career slowed down and her sex life slowed down… Rremember she was engaged at some point, and that’s what ruined her…it stole her soul and without her soul, everything else came crashing down…it was her lowest point…for her mirror, her fans, her boyfriends that followed, her pants and her shoe heels cuz she was at her fattest, medicating her sadness with food….and failed relationships… There comes a time in every girls life where she feels the need to be married, to start a family, like real pressure in her uterus, despite what her rational brain thinks, and that leads to drinking, obesity, whatever the fuck people do before throwing their life away…..usually cuz they are with the wrong motherfucker who oppresses her…. But let Jennifer Love Hewitt be a lesson to all of you, your uterus can wait, drop the deadweight losers in your life…and drop the deadweight in your belly, strip off your clothes and tell the world, you’re ready to fuck shit up the way you know how….cuz we’re all here cheering you on… This is inspirational work and I want to titty fuck her. Never too old…..to give life a second try….dont pull the JESSICA SIMPSON NUDE IN ELLE WHILE PREGNANT CUZ PREGNANCY JUSTIFIES HER OBESITY comeback….cuz that baby shit’s way more of a headache….especially with some jackass you’re just using for sperm who you have to deal with the rest of your life….
It turns out that perpetually fat and single and depressing Jennifer Love Hewitt who once was has decided to re-invent herself in a way I can appreciate….get behind…celebrate…congratulate….She’s found her lost sex appeal….and that’s fucking amazing…. She is no longer some fat cunt who would only let the camera guy shoot her from certain angles to avoid her belly that caught up with her tits when her metabolism slowed down and her career slowed down and her sex life slowed down… Rremember she was engaged at some point, and that’s what ruined her…it stole her soul and without her soul, everything else came crashing down…it was her lowest point…for her mirror, her fans, her boyfriends that followed, her pants and her shoe heels cuz she was at her fattest, medicating her sadness with food….and failed relationships… There comes a time in every girls life where she feels the need to be married, to start a family, like real pressure in her uterus, despite what her rational brain thinks, and that leads to drinking, obesity, whatever the fuck people do before throwing their life away…..usually cuz they are with the wrong motherfucker who oppresses her…. But let Jennifer Love Hewitt be a lesson to all of you, your uterus can wait, drop the deadweight losers in your life…and drop the deadweight in your belly, strip off your clothes and tell the world, you’re ready to fuck shit up the way you know how….cuz we’re all here cheering you on… This is inspirational work and I want to titty fuck her. Never too old…..to give life a second try….dont pull the JESSICA SIMPSON NUDE IN ELLE WHILE PREGNANT CUZ PREGNANCY JUSTIFIES HER OBESITY comeback….cuz that baby shit’s way more of a headache….especially with some jackass you’re just using for sperm who you have to deal with the rest of your life….
This promo pic dropped 2 weeks ago…but as someone who doesn’t run the Jennifer Love Hewitt fan club, I don’t really keep track of her…but I do know this pic screams one thing and one thing only….if only Jennifer Love could be photoshopped all the fucking time….she’d be worth looking at….but she’s not so I forget she exists…you know since her metabolism slowed down and her ass caught up to her disproportionate tits….she kinda lost relevancy…. So the new show is called the Client List and I assume she plays a whore….and as a whore….they had to get good cleavage shots out of her….and I predict the show will only work if it is shot from the waist up and from a good angle so that they don’t get the rest of her thickness in there to ruin it….
Obviously…. I saw this leaked last night and didn’t care…probably cuz I could have called this last year….or possibly cuz it is totally uninteresting…. She’s 19, she’s got huge tits, she’s at the top of her game, her metabolism hasn’t slowed down yet…her ass hasn’t caught up to her tits…guys everywhere love her…especially bros….she’s been marketed proper and that’s more than I can say for most 19 year old with DD tits…it usually takes them til their early 20s to actually get to this point… I think her face is retarded, her body awkward and sloppy…definitely not toned…just teenaged….and I’m sure she doesn’t have a great ass I can chip a tooth on….but I also think she’s the right all american choice…. Now I think it is time for her to pose nude…..and fuck on camera….before it is too late….. Here are some of her photoshopped pictures: Here is the video: Here is the whole SI 2012 Swimsuit Section that they will be milking the next year cuz it is the only issue that makes them money ….too bad it’s not 1989….before the internet when this kind of shit allowed me to masturbate…I’m not about to spend my day ripping off their pics and uploading the shit only to be asked to take them down….so visit SI …. Here’s the paparazzi congratulating her like this matters…like it is an accomplishment…what a fucking joke…our priorities are fucked…….I mean other than they great huge tit part…
Megan Fox may not be acting all that much anymore…and her decision to sympathise with her kidnapper like she was Patty Hearst, only to take it to another level of criminal, by marrying the fucker….who we can understand she had a crush on growing up, and who we can understand has a big dick that was a novelty to fuck, but that we can’t understand why a bitch at her prime would fuck up her image to such an extreme that no one wanted to touch her…all to make a jealous failure from 90210 feel secure…while she shoulda been out fucking A-Listers and really securing her fucking future…so that she wouldn’t have to do model jobs for Korean brands you never heard of….you know bottom feeding to maintain a lifestyle…cuz sometimes major life decisions can fuck you up the ass…. Either way. She’s still hot.
So V Magazine is prepping us with this preview…for what is going to be a very fucking busty shoot with Kate Upton who is at the top of her game and taking it all in because she knows that one day soon her metabolism is going to slow down…her gut and ass are going to catch up with her tits and starving herself and working out won’t have a fucking chance….cuz that’s what becoming a woman going, all fertile and post-puberty is all about….being this bust at 19, evn with all the hormones in the food will end in disaster…but disaster hasn’t struck yet, so think of this as sipping a cocktail on the beach in Haiti a few months before the earthquake…if you know what I mean….if you don’t…then let me put it this way….disaster is coming…so enjoy this while it fucking lasts…
I get that a bitch like Kate Upton, who at 19 has a set of DD tits, fears what she will do when her metabolism slows down and the rest of her body catches up to those pre-mature thanks to hormones in the food titties….and I get that she wishes we lived in an era where being thin wasn’t so important…you know cuz Marilyn Monroe in the 50s was substantially fatter than Upton will probably e ever be, provided things don’t go bad for her, leaving her with a meth problem out of work in a trailer shopping at wal mart for her 8 black babies from different fathers…happy black history month….cuz she looks like she could easily be obese….if she let herself… But I think we need to let Monroe be dead…sure we can jerk off to her vintage erotica and appreciate her look, feel, vibe, hustle….you know a classy whore in an era where even white trash was classy…. We need to stop letting modern day bitches make a mockery of her by doing shit like this… It’s like this busty SI Model needs to find her own campaign, her own trademark, her own fucking voice….do something fucking original….she’s got the titties for it…. There’s no excuse for this, it’s not halloween…you twat.
