Naked News anchor Natasha Olenski is back this week to bring you all the hottest celeb news on Hollywood XPosed . She’s got the scoop on where to see Furious 7’s Jordana Brewster naked , Reese Witherspoon ‘s return to nudity in Wild, and more!
As you’ve likely heard by now, The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice reported to prison this week to begin serving a 15 month sentence on fraud charges. Teresa may be feeling awfully alone these days, but she’s far from the first celeb to get hauled off to the big house. Heck, she’s not even the first Bravo reality star to get locked up in the past year! Housewives of Atlanta D-bag Apollo Nida is doing 8 years (!) for bank fraud and identity theft, and the whole thing is making us wonder if Bravo boss Andy Cohen is secretly some sort of crime ring kingpin. We kid. But seriously, getting tossed in the slammer is a proud Hollywood tradition, and you may be surprised by some of the A-listers who have done hard time. 21 Celebs Who Did Time Behind Bars 1. Robert Downey, Jr. Downey did a year behind bars after a number of drug-related arrests. These days, he’s one of the biggest box office draws in the world following what might be the greatest comeback in Hollywood history. And we’re not talking Lohan-style “45 minutes in jail to scare you straight” time here, either. We’re talking about celebs who spent so much time behind bars that they earned colorful prison nicknames and learned to perfect toilet hooch. Some of the entries on this list may surprise you. ( Lauryn Hill served three months in a federal joint?!) While others are old hat. (Oh, OJ – will you never learn?) In any event, these celebs come from different backgrounds and were at very different stages in their careers when they got locked up. It serves as a distressing reminder that anyone, at any time can make a mistake that will land them behind bars. Fortunately, it also serves as evidence that sometimes even wealth and fame can’t stand in the way of justice being served. Take note, Bill Cosby!
I don’t know Kinga Kaza, but I think she’s a fashion model, who borders on alternative model, but maybe I’m just assuming that these safety pin through nipple pics are real, when they are really probably just a photographic lie…but what isn’t a lie…is her nipples…something that no one really get excited about in this throat fucking porno fueled society….but that thanks to this throat fucking porno filled society…means so many girls are all about tit pics, because “whtatever, it’s just tits’….which has been an amazing revolution of man kind…for someone who has spent the better part of 2 decades trying to get girls to show me their tits by saying “whatever, it’s just tits”…I am a visionary…20 years ahead of our times…finally…the tits are catching up with my vision… I should have a religion…
I don’t really hate Michelle Rodriguez or her Monkey-Like ways. I think she looks like a lot of fun, always in a bikini, smoking weed, fucking models, partying…seems like a good life to me… I mean sure she’s ape-like, and dyke-like, and not really something I have ever or will ever jerk off to…. But when she’s in her white bikini, in flippers, looking ridiculous, I can’t help but smile because I fucking love white bikinis, especially when they are wet…but because the picture is silly…and silly is magical for our souls…so here’s tank of a girl, keeping things light…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t really hate Michelle Rodriguez or her Monkey-Like ways. I think she looks like a lot of fun, always in a bikini, smoking weed, fucking models, partying…seems like a good life to me… I mean sure she’s ape-like, and dyke-like, and not really something I have ever or will ever jerk off to…. But when she’s in her white bikini, in flippers, looking ridiculous, I can’t help but smile because I fucking love white bikinis, especially when they are wet…but because the picture is silly…and silly is magical for our souls…so here’s tank of a girl, keeping things light…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Michelle Rodriguez showed off her tits at some amFAR Aids event hat I assume is some overpriced event that costs millions to put on, to give the top tier people great parties to attend and feel better about themselves at…while giving lower levels something to try to sneak into…all while raising money for AIDS…because AIDS needs money to buy houseboys off craigslist… Now I never realized Michelle Rodriguez had tits, but that’s probably cuz I was distracted by her dick…a dick worth embracing, especially at an AIDS event…because even Trannies get aids, especially the gutter street ones that are used by married “straight men”…in back alleys….they are often broken, confused and addicted to drugs…where condoms while getting raped by perverts don’t always come into play… All this to say, I have never fucked a tranny, I find Trannies weird and unhuman, but I would still be friends with a tranny, since I’ve never really cared what gender underwear my friends wear, or really what my friends put in their ass..I’m so modern… That’s not to say Michelle Rodriguez is a tranny…it’s to say she may be one…but then again so could most lesbians… TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE
In case you don’t use Social Media, and you probably shouldn’t because it is government disguise to trick people into getting so distracted by themselves and the image they want to portray about themselves, while judging other people in their network for their stupidness that they are jealous of…you know because it is a way to feed us information, and for use to give access to things big corporations always wanted access to, but never quite figured out… There was a Supermoon yesterday… And every fucking asshole took a picture of it, some making funny hand gestures, others pretending to eating it, all kinds of nonsense…and it annoyed me, because everything annoys me, especially drone, robot, mentality…when it comes to the fucking moon… Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez also participated in the moon-movement…and it wasn’t so eventful…there were no tits…but we can assume they ate each other out. It makes the video better that way. It’s just the fucking moon – idiots…
Michelle Rodriguez got drunk at an Irish wedding. Based on the Irish people I know. I would assume that anything Irish would involve being drunk. So she decided to deal with her hangover by stripping out of her lesbian pant suit I assume she wore…even though she pretends she’s over the whole lesbian thing now….to walk through the mud naked for instagram…and from the angle they shot it at…and the distance they shot it from…the whole thing turned out good enough to look at…and I’m not just saying that because Michelle Rodriguez always looks like she’s covered in mud thanks to her color, making this some kind of journey home dramatic film…I am saying it because I like naked ass on instagram!
People may not know this based on the bratty behavior of celebrities…but they all love attention. They only moved to Hollywood for attention. There is no talent, there is no passion, there is no art…there is just some asshole who thinks “I’m good looking enough and persistent enough to get myself in movies, make a lot of money and really just carry myself into retirement, because I’m awesome”…and idiots who do casting buy into the bullshit… Michelle Rodriguez is one of those people, so even with her not being all that famous anymore, she’s running around in a bikini, but more weirdly, creating this bikini videos of herself that remind me of a snuff film or shitty porn…and I’m not going to try to make sense of it, because I don’t care…but I know these motherfuckers love cameras and all of their phones must have so much self produced content of their narcisstic and vain selves…that it’d be disgusting…something I’d expect videos of Michele Rodriguez rolling around to be…only for some reason I dig em… To See Her in a Bikini FOR THE PAPARAZZI CLICK HERE