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Noah Steenbruggen is the Naked No Name Model of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re name is Noah Steenbruggen… The silliest name for a hot model to have…because the last name is so long, yet her first name is the name of one of God’s messengers who the Jewish religion is based on, a bearded old man…and his 10 commandements, one of which must be thou shall not get naked on internet for no money but for the sake of getting noticed – even though you’ll pretend it is art… No wait, that was Moses….Noah was the one with the boat to save the animals…I love animals…he’s the only good story religion, which is clearly a farce has to tell…and this Noah carries the tradition…bringing her own flood in the form of hosing her hot body down with water…and the only thing that needs to be ridden into the sunset who floats like a raft…is me…and the only animal that needs saving is my furry little atrophied estrogen filled balls… What I am saying is that if this Noah was the basis of religion…I’d be a believer…because I am a believer in anything going on here…Pics by Alejandro Pereira and they’re good enough for me… The post Noah Steenbruggen is the Naked No Name Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Janel Parrish Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Janel, and no, she’s not a big black stripper…but rather the equivalent of the a stripper because she’s on some show called pretty little liars…which I assume is smutty as fuck in terms of writing, content and production, proven in its success and how all the popular shows are garbage because that’s what the most basic retard understands…and the actors on the garbage are not talented and probably have less skills than an actual stripper… So this one is the token Hawaiian with a booty and she’s in Hawaii proudly showing off her booty…since the rest of her is barrel shaped and no one wants to see that…right..oh yeah…we all do…because they are a chick on TV in a bikini and that shit’s important or more important than the 1000s of chicks on Instagram who post bikini pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Janel Parrish Thickness in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele in a Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think this Lingerie campaign of 2 pictures of Gisele is for anything… I don’t think it is a paid ad or campaign by a lingerie company… Or even part of her own vain attempt at business that involves lingerie with her name on it because she assumes people give a fuck about her now that she’s not marketed aggressively by the brand…and is really just Tom Brady’s beard, who we all think may have a beard…thanks to being from the mean streets of Brazil… I think this is her playing dress up, remembering the good times of when she was once a Victoria’s Secret model and everything made sense for her…but now..she’s just lost, middle aged and confused…taking to her 50 million dollar house photo studio room to let off steam and connect with all she knows…like an ex Athlete doing their sport recreationally…and I think we can all agree…that it be more meaningful if she was showing us the vagina we’re not convinced she has.. The post Gisele in a Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato for Complex / Hearst of the Day

Posted on September 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hearst just invested 21 Million Dollars into Complex…and to celebrate their new money…my longtime friends and partners at Complex, who I think I’ve been working with since they featured me when I was relevant in 2006…because I guess I tricked them…into thinking I may be relevant…because I was never relevant.. It turns out that they spent the 21 million dollar investment on photoshopping Demi Lovato for their latest issue…and it turns out they turned her into Dita VOn Teese, the only hollywood starlet from the late 90s, who was never Hollywood but more Playboy, that her boyfriend FES from That 70s Show never fucked… This is the same issue that Bieber is on the other cover of, where he said he doesn’t need to go to Church to be a Christian like you don’t need to go to Taco Bell to be a Taco…because AMerica loves Christianity as no one has told them that there is no GOD… See the spread HERE The post Demi Lovato for Complex / Hearst of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Miller in a Bikini of the DAy

Posted on May 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sienna Miller is an actress I actually used to like…not because I really like any actresses and I am convinced that all acting is a fucking scam lie…but actors won’t ever let you know that…because it will ruin their scam that makes them a lot of money and pretend to be important….when really nothing they do matters and are just interchangeable puppets… But Sienna Miller just had something about her and that was a willingness to get naked in every movie she did…and a hot body…in every movie she did….and she just kept getting cast in everything…and I guess faded out and had a bunch of kids…that didn’t really damage her body…at least not the visible part of her body…she could very well have a gaping vagina and ass…but who could really be sure that was from the baby and not all the cock she went through in her 20s when she was getting famous… All this to say…she’s glorious and I want to sing her love songs… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Diane Kruger’s Cannes Panty Flash and Natalie Portman’s Cannes Can of the Day

Posted on May 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cannes is the classiest of Film fest, you know where celebrities and producers from around the world unite for a week of luxury, filled with yachts, expensive dinners, the mediterranean, million dollar deal making and promoting movies… It also has a good amount of euro trash hooker type girls with their fake tits working promotional events…or their married producer clients like they were Victoria Silvstedt…mixed with a little celebrity bikini and panties….thanks to people like Diane Kruger…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of Diane Kruger CLICK HERE And Natalie Portman…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of Natalie Portman CLICK HERE The post Diane Kruger’s Cannes Panty Flash and Natalie Portman’s Cannes Can of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Super Salty Madonna Goes In On Drake For Not Enjoying Her Granny Kisses

Posted on May 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Madonna Disses Drake For Coachella Kiss Madonna is still feeling some type of way about Drake looking less-than-thrilled about her Coachella slob-down a few weeks back. While fielding fan questions during a Saturday night U-Stream, Madonna touched on the subject of THAT KISS a few times — shading Drake as much as possible over what she said was something he “begged” her to do. Around the 2:15 mark, Madonna answers what she calls the “million dollar question.” “Is Drake a good Kisser? I kissed a girl, and I liked it.” But, she wasn’t done there. She also threw Drake’s name into a totally unrelated question. At the 7:59 mark, when another fan asked what advice she would give her younger self, she replied: “Don’t kiss Drake no matter how many times he begs you to.” SMH. Why is she still on this? Everyone had pretty much forgotten the whole incident…but now it appears that Madge has drawn the ire of OVO enthusiasts with time on their hands and a flair for Instagram trolling: Let’s see how long it takes before Drake responds… Instagram / YouTube

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Chloe Sevigny is Interesting of the Day

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chloe Sevigny was an it girl. People loved her. They fashion world loved her….she was edgy, and “cool”…acting like she didn’t give a fuck…weird enough to almost seem authentic…and most importantly, the girl who got AIDS in KIDS… She’s making a comeback, in this amazing shoot for I don’t even know what, But I see her bare ass… Obviosuly, I never found her that hot, except when she had AIDS in Kids, but I do prefer her when she takes progressive steps as an artist by sucking dick in a mainstream movie, called Brown Bunny, because actors need to start actually fucking in movies, they get paid too much to fake the sex, especially in this porn filled world… It’s like how can these assholes pretend playing make-belief is important, or honest, when they aren’t getting it in…it’s like “I studied with the person the character was based on for 5 months so that I could really be that person, but in the sex scenes we dry humped, where’s my 4 million dollar check, I already wrote my speech for the Academy Award I’m nominated for”….fuck yourself…take some Chloe Sevigny lead… In other Chloe Sevigny news…she hates Jennifer Lawrence and so do I…so I guess Chloe Sevigny, despite being uninteresting to me…is my soul mate…but only because I know how she sucks cock…. NOw: Here’s the Blowjob Scene from Brown Bunny HERE SHE IS ROCKING A DICK FOR TV SHOW The post Chloe Sevigny is Interesting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus is Hood of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus, who I do find hot. I’ve seen her a few feet away from me randomly, then again that could have been some schoolboy I thought was Miley Cyrus, because gender is so ambiguous these days, and why the hell would Miley be outside my house walking around with a basketball, she tries to be hood, but not that hood… The fact is, that she’s not a little teen gay boy, but a babe, she’s tall, lean, has skinny legs and a lesbian haircut…and she gets naked and slutty as part of her attempt to be edgy, even though she’s fucking vanilla Hollywood shit even if she’s railing drugs and fucking random black dudes in her 10 million dollar home..she’s still Disney and her act is fucking lame…but still better than other girls out there…as long as she doesn’t talk… Now she posted this picture from V Magazine…that I assume we’ve seen HERE or somewhere else on the site…so the pic itself isn’t that interesting… But what is interesting is her command of the English language: don’t forget we in every issue So hood, maybe hick, either way…who needs school, or literacy when you Miley…and were set for life before being Miley thanks to Achy Breaky Heart residuals….and school just gets in the way of her spreading her vagina on the internet. The post Miley Cyrus is Hood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Topless for “LOVE” of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr gets a lot of credit for being the weird faced – ex Victoria’s Secret model, who I heard directly through a friend of a friend who knew her manager that she fucked Justin Bieber and that’s why she got fired. The story broke months after I posted it, because I get all the scoop about people I don’t know or care about…. Well, since Bieber killed her million dollar a year contract, she’s gone onto great things like becoming a billionaires girlfriend….a divorcee…and the face of wonderbra….and now she’s topless in LOVE magazine, like she was Kim Kardashian….what can’t she do… Here are this pics: Here’s Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar It amazes me that people care about her. The post Miranda Kerr Topless for “LOVE” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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