In case you still don’t get why I always rag on fake wannabe models like Bella Hadid , just check out this latest photoshoot Bella did for some German mag. See, in the past, these kinds of artsy, black-and-white topless shoots would’ve been done by some Victoria’s Secret hottie, like Adriana Lima or Miranda Kerr . And instead, now we get Bella, a fake model for a fake artsy shoot. I rest my case. » view all 15 photos
Barbara Palvin was the big 18 year old Victoria’s Secret who got even bigger…as she got older…both in fame and size…thanks to attaching her to Justin Beiber to divert from Married mom Miranda Kerr fucking Beiber…like some kind of patsy…until eventually being so fucking big…physically but still a Victoria’s Secret model….because you can’t turn back on the girls you created…you just put too much money into them to ignore…same thing happened to Kate Upton… She’s been relatively boring for a Victoria’s Secret underwear model, but titty grab pics for instagram – that’s good. The post Barbara Palvin for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Gomes must be a mom, because I remember her from a few years ago – and she wasn’t nearly as doughy as this…but here are her hips spilling over her bikini in some bikini pics….that are reminiscent of her being a bikini model from Australia…all ethnically ambiguous…and celebrated by the likes of Sports Illustrated….for many many years…but at 32…she is forgotten and rightfully so…because if you bikini model…you gotta keep that fitness up well into your 40s to exist…. Maybe she’s still sad that she dined with Heath Ledger the night before he killed himself, that’s probably the kind of shit that would take you back to Perth, where you hideout emotionally eating for 10 years…. Maybe we should just focus on her being Australian and some of the most fun, trashy sending, bikini wearing girls are Australian…they are nomadic, love getting wasted and having a good time….which is great… I mean I’m reaching here, I just want to post the damn pics without my analysis no one cares about…you have eyes, stare at those hips, cross reference it to her old pics, figure it out….bitches age… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Australian Bikini Model Jessica Gomes Looking Doughy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess with every bullshit award show comes bullshit parties for the bullshit people who are at the bullshit award show or bullshit people who want to be at the award shows to go…you know people like dressing up and being part of some exclusive event designed to perpetuate the lie that is hollywood… Oh this event wasn’t for the SAG awards…it was for SAG Award weekend…get these people while they are all in the same place I guess.. In attendance were very important tits….and I’ve got a “nice little round” up because my life is more pathetic than the people who get invites to these things – and go because they don’t actually work and want to be scene so that they don’t have to work… Heidi Klum brought her old model mom of 100 tits…and they looked big… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE EIZA GONZALEZ was there, I can’t be bothered to write a post on her, so I’ll just put these here… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE OH and Elle Fanning was there also…dressed like 80s Prom and it’s amazing…because she looks 10 and like she’s playing dress up like you perverts like… TO SEE THE REsT OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Miranda Kerr’s Looking Thick Neck and Pregnant of the Day – which happens when you fuck a billionaire and want to get paid in perpetuity when it all falls apart… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Kate Upton was there – hiding them monster tits…because she’s more than just tits people…she’s also got a trust fund that has taken her places like Hollywood… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Oh and Dove Cameron – whoever the fuck that is – was there too… The post Heidi Klum’s Cleavage and others at the Harper’s Bazaar Cocktail Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Unless you accidentally subscribed to Elle Spain somehow, I’m guessing you probably might have missed these shots of world-class hottie Miranda Kerr in their November issue. But don’t worry, I’ve got the full photoshoot for you guys below, and I’ve even managed to translate some of the interview. My Spanish might be a little rusty, but I’m 99% sure she’s talking about how some of her biggest turn-ons are dudes who live in their mom’s basement and pasty skin. …How do you say “call me” in Spanish?
When I first heard Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid were wearing body paint for a new photoshoot/lesbian fantasy for W Magazine , I got pretty excited. But then I checked out the pictures… And I don’t know what the hell these two think they’re doing, but they’re definitely not doing it right . I guess this is supposed to be “art” or something? But it’s just confusing the hell out of the Little Tuna. » view all 15 photos Continue reading →
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes out there probably don’t read Women’s Health , so you may have missed this one: Miranda Kerr looking smoking hot on the cover of their latest issue. But don’t worry. You won’t have to sandwich it with a copy of Playboy at the newsstand or ask your girlfriends to buy it for you, because I’ve got the photoshoot for you perverts below. (You’re welcome.) Continue reading →
Katy Perry is known for wearing candy as clothing, dating John Mayer longer than any reasonable person should , and also for that one time that she kissed a girl and liked it. Seriously, those are the things she’s known for. Tack on her endless list of catchy-as-hell hits, then throw in some cats and cleavage, and you’ve got Katy in a nutshell. But even though the mention of Katy’s name brings to mind images of cotton candy and boobs 99% of the time, it sounds like she’s looking to have a baby soon. Yeah, the woman who brought us “California Gurls” just a few short years ago is planning on procreating ASAP. What a wild and wonderful world … In an interview that Katy gave last night at gala for the Los Angeles Children’s Hospital, she really opened up about her aspirations of motherhood. “I see the amazing thing of birth and children and the vulnerability and we just have to take care of them and how, how big of an impression we have,” she said. “We have such a responsibility!” And then Katy dropped the bomb. “Children to me are becoming a big focus.” Are you listening, Orlando Bloom? “I don’t even have mine,” she continued, “but I see it in my sister’s kids and just how much nurturing and love they need …” Yes, and? What’s the end of that thought, Katy? “I see just how much nurturing and love they need” and you want to have all the babies to give them all the love? “I see just how much nurturing and love they need” and you’re excited because you’ll be able to nurture and love the baby that’s already set up shop in your uterus? We’re going to need an ending to that sentence, and we’re going to need it immediately. But perhaps Katy’s sister’s children aren’t the only little people to thank for her raging baby fever. She’s been dating Orlando Bloom since at least January, and it seems like things haven gotten serious between them pretty fast. Back in August, a source close to the couple claimed that they were headed for an engagement, then soon after that, another source revealed that they were talking about having children together . Orlando, of course, has a five-year-old son, Flynn, that he shares with ex-wife Miranda Kerr. It stands to reason that since Katy has gotten so close to Orlando over these past months, she would have gotten close to Flynn, too. And that his cute little face would inspire her to want to give him a little baby brother or sister … Get it done, Katy. Just get. It. Done.
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Sexiest Pool Scenes Fleshbot Laura Cremaschi loses her bikini top in the surf Taxi Driver Movie Doutzen Kroes bikini camel toe The Nip Slip Elisabetta Gregoraci topless sunbathing Drunken Stepfather Miranda Kerr black and white and naked Egotastic All Stars (header image) August Ames’ birthday wish granted by Abigail Mac Boobie Blog Irina Shayk in a yellow bikini on vacation Last Men on Earth Laurene Landon and more at San Fernando Valley Comic Con Double Viking Bella Thorne running around at the beach Steakwood … read more
I saw this video of Mariah Carey talking about “his and her” yachts, because she’s obviously obnoxious – it’s all part of her hustle, that was having the voice of an angel – and the ego of the worst woman in the fucking world – who would be so annoying to have to deal with – so annoying that her fiance – the billionaire – keeps her on her own boat so that he can fuck the young social media sluts / models who really love yachts..it makes for great selfies…you know leave the old fat chick in sight but not in close quarters on your massive freighter – because she’s the worse…but clearly better than Miranda Kerr, his last girlfriend… This isn’t exciting, it’s just funny to see what type of interview Entertainment Tonight is pulling, what garbage – sucking up to her in a weird and uncomfortable way – and people actually watch this shit, but at least she’s in a bikini – her big old tits make her interesting – because without them she’s just some medicated weird, tacky, rich woman. The post Mariah Carey on Her Yacht with Huge Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
