In doing what I do, I hear A LOT of gossip from a lot of people I’ve come across along the way….unfortunately because I don’t care about this shit… This is why I knew Ryan Seacrest and Weinstein were predators years ago… This is why I knew that Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber while married to Orlando… There have been so many thing I’ve called out over the years, that people ignore, that end up coming out as fact, that everyone jumps onto….because no one listens to me… The latest gossip I’ve been told from a few people is that Hope Hicks has been offered, or is being offered a lump sum of money for a Sex Tape from VIVID ….the people behind Kardashian and so many others…to help her turn over a new leaf in her career and pay for some medical bills.. Because everyone’s got a price.. I don’t follow American Politics, it’s the beauty of being Canadian…. I do know that Hope Hicks is the hot chick from the White House who you’d want to see in a sex tape….over Omarosa or whoever the fuck else is in the White House…more like the Wet House…am I right…oh I am right… I like to reduce seemingly accomplished chicks to sex objects, and luckily for the most part…they do too…. As annoying as all things TRUMP is…I hope Ivanka’s big tits make a cameo on this sex tape… The post Hope Hicks May Have a Sex Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin once a patsy for the people at Victoria’s Secret to avoid a scandal involving Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber after their bullshit infomercial all you idiots buy into…. Now ousted by Victoria’s Secret for whatever reason, and really she may even still work at Victoria’s Secret, I don’t keep track of the inventory of pussy in that brothel of the sex workers they’ve hired…. STILL IN LINGERIE this time for someone else…because when you are paid a million dollars a year to get half naked…people will think you’re worth that…and that when they get you for 10k, they think it’s a deal…keep this HUNGARIAN alive.. I think I see nipple. The post Barbara Palvin in a Panty Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lucy Aragon is doing some YOGA casually in Miami, you don’t know who she is, she’s barely an instagram model, but she was roomates with a few instagram models and latching the fuck on…and I guess she’s got the paparazzi of Miami’s card and knows she can PHOEBE PRICE the situation… This YOGA is contrived, obviously, her existence is, no one just casually does YOGA on the beach, unless they see the paparazzi, cuz they want it so bad… I assume she’s in Miami preparing for Art Basel, not because she’s an artist, but because she’s into the scene and being part of all that the instagram models she’s befriended are into… There are a series of events all these idiots all go to, NY Fashion Week, SXSW, Coachella, Art Basel…who gives a fuck you scenester social media fucks… It’s the sugar baby source.. Her claim to fame is having a snapchat tattoo, because she stupidly didn’t get pregnant from Evan from snapchat…before he was a massive billionaire.. I bet she polarizes it as the orginal Miranda Kerr Either way. Shit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lucy Aragon Does Yoga for the Paparazzi – Not for Attention – For Spiritual Cleansing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Samara Weaving is on the rise, the next Australian hit, up on some Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue, Crocodile Dundee Steve Irwin RIP shit… She was likely on the show neighbors, before moving to America, because Australians are nomadic…and figure if they want to rock out at the top of their scene, as actors, go to base camp, head quarters, whatever…. Producers seem to like the Australians more than the Americans because there are so many Australians in California making it, even that Fat AMy from Pitch Perfect bitch…Australian…oh and Miranda Kerr the billionaire fucker…. I guess cuz Australian girls are the right level of trashy, even when not trashy, who suck dick to get ahead and don’t fucking whine about it. That said, Samara Weaving has been around for a while, only making a name for herself in AMerica now, and rocking a nipple slip on the beach – because that’s how things happen… The post Samara Weaving Nipple Slip from 2012 of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Tod’s isn’t paying me to post this, but they should be, because it only has 600 views, and I’ll make that shit go viral, and they’re getting that for free, because they they tricked me into posting it, because they turned Barbara Palvin, into some Jack in the Box with her titties out…not that anyone really cares that much about Barbara Palvin, not enough for her tits to go viral….but maybe I’m wrong about her, the big girl from Victoria’s Secret…all Hungarian and clearly Hungry because she got fat after Victoria’s Secret forgot her…even though they used her to protect their brand back in the Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber like a dirty drunk Australian…and who is now…Hungry to make a comeback…topless..good. The post Barbara Palvin’s Topless Ad for Tod’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin posted a pic of her in lingerie pulling up her top showing her tits, that are bigger than average model tits, since she’s big…but looks good in photos…because if you don’t have anything to scale her to, she looks good… You may remember her as the Victoria’s Secret model that was replaced by the snake Stella Maxwell, who moved in on her, friended her and stole her life….or you may remember her as the patsy that Victoria’s Secret tried to pretend fucked Bieber, when really Miranda Kerr pre Snap Billionaire fucked Bieber, because it made more sense to blame it on the Hungarian gypsy who can’t speak english… I do like this pic for whatever reason because it reminds me of most of my relationships with Hungarians…half naked…because they are strippers or cleaning ladies…or both…but not this one..this one is top tier, forgettable, but rich for a Hungarian…which isn’t saying much…since rich for a Hungarian is owning a trailer to tow your gypsy life in…. Either way, half naked models. The post Barbara Palvin Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess the Emmy Awards happened – and I didn’t know because I don’t watch TV, I don’t think anyone watches TV, but the people on TV still get paid heave, as they perpetuate their lie, by giving them awards for nonsense that doesn’t matter….it’s not even entertaining…the only people watching TV or rocking Cable TV are old people or trailer park dwellers on disability…it’s like let’s award these idiots on this dying technology in an award show on the dying technology…because people are that into celeb bullshit…they don’t just wait for the highlight reel on social media like normal people… I guess the only thing that matters on TV – is the sluts from Modern Family because they get social media marketing / slutting….It’s a show that I am sure is horrible, but that everyone seems to watch on the plane along with Big Bang Theory…because the world are mindless retard drones who make these peopel famous… So here are Sofia Vergara’s den mother massive tits in a tight dress, being all old, but still busty, because those tits made her and they’ll stick with her for as long as she can keep milking them…it’s a Hispanic thing….dressed like some slutty drug lords wife at their daughter’s first communion….classy. Ariel Winter, her TV spawn who learned how things are done was also there…. I think you can see her nipples.. I prefer her in her latex dress, squeezing it all in.. Or Sarah Hyland getting ready for the Emmy’s in her expensive rich girl kitchen…ALL THEM FACE INJECTIONS – LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN – but the bathing suit’s alright.. The post Sofia Vergara Big Tits at the Emmys of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The wind, mother nature, is my friend, maybe because I don’t own a house in Florida because I am a broke fuck, but rather I just am witness to countless times the wind has blown a dress on a bitch up – exposing her soul to me – making me think their may be a god….with a good pervert sense of humor…the kind of guy who hides in closets and watches fucks, the kind of guy who witnesses all the showers across the land over and every woman who takes them…. That said, the WIND took on Miranda Kerr like it was some kind of billionaire, because she likes billionaires…shes’ that kind of hooker.. I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat… I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been one for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Nerds hate being teased or being reminded your ex model wife is only with you for the money. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps…..I’ve posted them before…. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. Now we’ll add step 9…pay GOD to blow your skirt up for the paparazzi… TO See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So according to my sources, Miranda Kerr made this pre-wedding “detox” video for Vogue before she got married to the Snapchat dude, AKA the luckiest bastard in the entire world. And sure, she looks pretty relaxed in these shots, but you would too if you’d just realized you’d never have to work another minute in your life after your wedding. » view all 13 photos
I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps….. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. The post Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .