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Reviewing the Russell James Book Launch I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

Victoria’s Secret put out a book for Russell James, their senior photographer, who I guess has been shooting with them for a very very long time, and has got rich and a lot of fucking sex from babes who want to be Victoria’s Secret models, which happens to be every girl in existence…called ANGELS ….featuring their Angels, and now Kendall Jenner, because I guess she’s bought her way into Victoria’s Secret modelling… The launch was last night, I wasn’t invited, obviously, but Getty Images was, so here’s my run down of what you missed… Russell with Branson, because creeper billionaires with private islands like photographers who bring top models there… #455222086 / gettyimages.com Russell with Lima, because there is a bond created when a girl gets half naked and bossed around by a dude with a camera…that involves being allowed to pick her up / cum on her face whenever he wants #455228324 / gettyimages.com Adriana Lima Kissing A Picture of Herself, Something I am sure she does often and everytime she sees a mirror – it’s all part of being an ego #455233980 / gettyimages.com Russell and Sara Sampaio #455224092 / gettyimages.com Three Victoria’s Secret Models…I think Lima is making this event about her… #455223754 / gettyimages.com Russell and Karolina Kurkova #455212502 / gettyimages.com Russell with Kendall Jenner because she pays him to be her photographer #455221934 / gettyimages.com Kendall Jenner with Branson – because her mom taught her how to sniff out money #455205246 / gettyimages.com Candice wasn’t bad…. #455222862 / gettyimages.com But Martha Hunt was the best thing there… #455213390 / gettyimages.com Even when Lima was out trying to steal the spotlight… #455232534 / gettyimages.com Josephine Skriver is good too… #455224056 / gettyimages.com So is Elsa Hosk… #455219334 / gettyimages.com Why wasn’t I invited to this again? Oh right, because Lily Aldridge has hated me since she was an LA groupie doing TAMPON commercials #455218934 / gettyimages.com

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Sam Fuente stars in “stepGIRLS VS Creepettes” of the Day

Her name is SAM FUENTE and she is starring in the first instalment of the #stepGIRLS vs CREEPETTES (who are the models behind the Creepstreet brand…) I mean I don’t think there is a loser in this situation, we are all winners, we’ve got a babe half naked, rolling around in a bed, showing some tit…for no specific reason…other than for the sake of taking pictures of her half naked, rolling around in a bed, which I guess is an amazing enough reason – when she looks as good at this… The shoot was put together by resident evil Cannon Show of #stepGIRL fame and I HEART BORIS ….

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Sam Fuente stars in “stepGIRLS VS Creepettes” of the Day

Matrimony-dom? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Swap Rings At Secret Ceremony

Is lil Bizzle officially off the market? Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Have Secret Commitment Ceremony Justin Bieber wants his sometimes-boo Selena to know that he’s ready to cast all these models and randoms to the side and keep it exclusive. Via X17 : Is the Biebs ready to be a one woman man? Justin Bieber and on-again girlfriend Selena Gomez are taking their relationship so seriously this time around that they recently swapped rings and have been discussing marriage! “They held a secret commitment ceremony in LA and exchanged Cartier promise rings!” a source tells Life & Style. That sounds sweet, but knowing him, JB will kick her to the curb for a random chick in about a week, unless he’s actually considering making it truly official. “Justin has wanted to take Selena back to his native Canada and marry her,” the source adds. We will have to wait and see how this turns out for these lovebirds! Okay, so the two aren’t MARRIED married…but rumor has it that a formal strut down the aisle is soon to follow . What do you think? Aren’t these two a little too young (and severely poor at decision-making) to make commitments like this?

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Miley Cyrus Shower Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of herself in a shower in Puerto Rico, where I guess she’s hanging out, or polluting their culture with her fake ass, hollywood rendition of art and hipsterism… The biggest tragedy in the whole thing is that in being her racy little controversial self, she’s gone 30 percent of the way with this one. You know the giant heart censor and the fact that she’s just showing her back to us, make masturbating to this, even for the most seasoned voyeur with a shower fetish, pretty fucking hard…but I guess her posting shower pics already is a good enough start, that makes for a good chance that when her empire comes crashing down…there will be porn.. I think the more controversial shit she’s been up to in NYC for Fashion Week, involved this minor Bella Thorne in a cleavage dress, sitting on her lap like Miley was Santa Claus, you know the mall kind who only do it to molest the kids because their red suit makes them think they are above the fucking law… That’s enough Miley news…because I’m a grown man and writing about this both rapes my brain and depresses me to the point of suicide, but I’m more into the drinking myself to death method, which is something I do despite being long and drawn out…

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Miley Cyrus Shower Picture of the Day

Nina Agdal’s Ass in Lingerie of the Day

I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular. Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome.. I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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Nina Agdal’s Ass in Lingerie of the Day

Kelly Rohr for Galore of the Day

I don’t know this Kelly Rohr model, but I am a fan of GALORE MAGAZINE and everything that they do…including the girls they choose. They shoot are hot, the nipples they show are lovely, the photographers they use are good, the concepts they shoot are interesting, the nipples they show are lovely…did I mention the nipples they show are lovely…nipples are always lovely…especially on the models who show them, which seems to be more and more and more and more these days.

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Kelly Rohr for Galore of the Day

Kelly Rohr for Galore of the Day

I don’t know this Kelly Rohr model, but I am a fan of GALORE MAGAZINE and everything that they do…including the girls they choose. They shoot are hot, the nipples they show are lovely, the photographers they use are good, the concepts they shoot are interesting, the nipples they show are lovely…did I mention the nipples they show are lovely…nipples are always lovely…especially on the models who show them, which seems to be more and more and more and more these days.

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Kelly Rohr for Galore of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s New Shitty Topless Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is hustling the strategic nudes hard. I just posted one of her strategic nudes that I can assume her mom paid to get into a book of Victoria’s Secret models nude, even though she isn’t a Victoria’s Secret model, but will be one because of the persistence of her mother and their team and her star power and fan base will just get one casting person to throw away quality and go for the hits…and I really couldn’t care less if the sweatshop, overpriced, shitty quality lingerie casts her or not, it’s all a scam anyway, I just care that her strategic nudes her parents are paying for are not her getting railed unprotected by black dudes like her sister. It’s like this family once offered the world something semi interesting, and now they are just so corporate and mainstream with their whoring. Fame has changed them…

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Kendall Jenner’s New Shitty Topless Pic of the Day

Nicki Minaj for Dazed Magazine of the Day

I am pretty confused…Nicki Minaj did this photoshoot for fashion magazine Dazed, but didn’t show one shot of her ass, not from any angle, all the pics are straight up and conservative, I guess because she wants us all to know that she’s not just a big ass that she exploits, she is also tits, and that ass is just an act that she developed with her acting coaches she met in acting school back when building this character she was going to in turn infiltrate into the world, for the world to accept, thanks to a whole lot of radio play and apathy that involves not delving into the white bred world of Nicki Minaj and her popstar lie for white bread suburbanites… Nicki Minaj is a lie that is working, that reminds everyone that it is ok to lie as long as it is for international success, fame, fortune and money…

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Nicki Minaj for Dazed Magazine of the Day

Nicki Minaj for Dazed Magazine of the Day

I am pretty confused…Nicki Minaj did this photoshoot for fashion magazine Dazed, but didn’t show one shot of her ass, not from any angle, all the pics are straight up and conservative, I guess because she wants us all to know that she’s not just a big ass that she exploits, she is also tits, and that ass is just an act that she developed with her acting coaches she met in acting school back when building this character she was going to in turn infiltrate into the world, for the world to accept, thanks to a whole lot of radio play and apathy that involves not delving into the white bred world of Nicki Minaj and her popstar lie for white bread suburbanites… Nicki Minaj is a lie that is working, that reminds everyone that it is ok to lie as long as it is for international success, fame, fortune and money…

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Nicki Minaj for Dazed Magazine of the Day