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Back 2 School Celebrity Game Huge Success!

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Hot 107.9’s Reec brought the Hot 107.9 Hotshots Celebrity Basketball team to The Andrew  & Walter Young YMCA on Campbellton Rd. for a Charity Game…

Back 2 School Celebrity Game Huge Success!

Chrissy Teigen Imitating Retards of the Day

This is an interesting publicity stunt from no one’s favorite gold digger, she’s just the gold digger you know about if you’re up to date on Sports Illustrated lower level bikini models, who work for free…or John Legend, now that he has a love song that he pretends is about her, because it shuts her up at home, and shutting her up is all he ever wants ever since he stupidly married her out of guilt, convenience, her persistence, and being blinded by big titty, supposed model tits… She’s a hack, but good at getting 50 percent of an artists worth, so I guess she doesn’t need to be an actual model, pretending to be one, is enough to keep him horny and dependent on her… Maybe she’s an awesome person, I just doubt it…based on her imitating retarded people for the paparazzi alone… But at least John Legend let her know he owns her ass and can grab it when he wants…because that’s why he bought it in the first place… Fascinating. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cara Santana Gets Her Fit On

Here’s my former Twitter girlfriend Cara Santana leaving the gym in leggings and it must be my lucky day, because it looks like she forgot her shirt in the locker room too. Now, I noticed she’s carrying a thing of protein powder or something, and I’m sorry, but I don’t get it. Look, I’m all for Cara here getting bigger. I just don’t think that’s going to work on the body parts I’m thinking of. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Karina Jelinek And Paz Cornu Are Two Booties You Should Know

Here’s one for my readers who love hot nobodies in bikinis as much as I do (and I have a feeling that’s every last one of you): Argentine models Karina Jelinek and Paz Cornu hanging out at the beach in Miami and showing off those perfect booties of theirs. So enjoy, but just be careful, because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to have temperatures in your pants region rising to near dangerous levels. I think I’d better go stand in front of the AC for a while just to be safe. Photos: Fameflynet

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Ireland Baldwin is a Fucking Monster for some Brand of the Day

I’d like to take a minute from your hectic day to look at these pics of Ireland Baldwin and try to understand why she’s getting work when she’s such a fucking monster…I’m talking some kind of Baldwin Ogre that crawled out of a Bassinger vagina, only to morph into the big and bloated looking trust fund brat, with an identity crisis, who one day is getting married and simulating sex on social media, to the next when she’s dating some black Youtube spoken word/rapper chick…straight from the fucking gutter…It’s like anything to rebel, get noticed, get attention, be different, cause some kind of conflict, when all she needs to do is ride her family name, book a sitcom and shut the fuck up…but instead, like all these other instagram girls, she’s trying to be a model. What the fuck is wrong with people. If I was her, I’d ride that inheritance straight to a tropical island to fucking tan…people have their priorities all fucked up.

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Ireland Baldwin is a Fucking Monster for some Brand of the Day

Models Versus Wind Machine for LOVE Magaizne of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE just released their new issue, that Kendall Jenner, the “hard working model” who in her delusional rich brat mind, didn’t leverage her sister’s porn, her family reality show, was on the cover of….hard work pays off when your mom has a team. Anyway they got all the models up against a wind machine, blowing their faces into all kind of weirdness, and for some reason I find it highly erotic, and that reason is called being overexposed to porn and forced to turn to new things besides sex and nudity to get off… The models are: Kendall Jenner, Anna Ewers, Caroline Trentini, Charlotte Free, Imaan Hammam, Jing Wen, Julia Bergshoeff, Julia Nobis, Kayla Scott, Natalie Westling & Ysaunny Brito #newfetish

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Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie of the Day

Maryna Linchuk reminds me that although I love Lingerie models, and think they are great for a lot of reasons, like being nice to look at, but more importantly, making regular girls feel like shit about themselves, and when they feel like shit about themselves, I get to be the hero, by telling them their untoned fat stomach is sexy and that those models are just freaks of nature, some even 6 foot tall monsters pushing 150 pounds that look good in pictures half naked, but who in person are actually double the size…angles, lighting, make-up, photoshop…you know making myself out to be a sensitive hero, ready to pounce on them the second they feel comfortable enough to let me get them naked… But I hate lingerie photoshoots – they fucking suck…they have no personality and here’s the proof.

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Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Made her Baby of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, Victoria’s Secret model just shat out her second baby, and I am not saying that because it is half black thanks to her choice in big penises she fills her Dutch model pussy up with. That would be racist and I am not racist. I am saying that because the birthing process is disgusting, far more disgusting than actual shitting, because it’s through the vagina, that is probably a mangled mess they are probably having a hard time putting the pieces back together on, the kind of Vagina the lingerie model will have to tape up to not spill out of her brazilian cut seamless panties Victoria’s Secret shove her in when her body is back in shape, in like 2 weeks cuz models aren’t human..and that’s why we like them…but we don’t like this baby making business…it makes perfectly good girls to masturbate to…boring, played out, and old fucking news…

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Miranda Kerr Causes Douche Fights!

Apparently the gossip blog world is going nuts today with news that Orlando Bloom and that teenage lesbian Justin Bieber were “fighting” over Miranda Kerr in Spain. There might have even been a punch thrown. Stop the presses. Anyway, after seeing these pictures of how good she was looking, I can’t really blame them. But forget both those losers. What Miranda really needs is just a nice, quiet, normal guy to help her get out of the spotlight for a while. And I think I’d be perfect. I mean, I barely leave the couch. Hm, that sounded better in my head. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Zuzanna by Sonia Szostak for C-Heads of the Day

I don’t know who Zuzanna is. I’ve never heard of her before, but that doesn’t me I can’t love her…you know it’s a love at first topless photoshoot because that’s how you get ahead as a model, like you’re up on some EMILY RAT-COW hustle that will land you a music video and possibly a movie role, but only if you go viral and LIVE in LA…. I am all about this topless isn’t a big deal, everyday girls and models and everything in between are like “what’s wrong with being topless”….and the answer is NOTHING. There is nothing wrong with being topless. In fact it makes me like her better and it makes me hate any girl who doesn’t get topless, because she’s obviously dated and has no concept of what’s going on, and what’s going on is “show me your tits”… I love how low level models I talk to tell me “you’ll have to pay me for nudity”…like they are pornstars going in for their first anal scene… It’s like topless is as amazing as always, but you don’t get a premium to be topless, thanks to babes like Zuzanna, owning it. The pics are by sonia szostak FOR C-Heads

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Zuzanna by Sonia Szostak for C-Heads of the Day