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stepGIRL in a Kiddie Pool wearing Masks for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

We were sent a few masks from MASKMANIAC , because the wrestling mask is kind of my thing, because I don’t need you assholes judging my mangled face, it takes away from me making fun of models and actresses… So we decided to partner our good friends over at THEHEADHUNTR with our new #stepGIRL recruit JENNIE GUNS HOT and her make up artist babe LEEZA …to come up with something amazing… So with the help of a kiddie pool, some bubbles and some dolls to wrestle this fucking magic happened…. I don’t think a wrestling mask ever looked so good…except on me…but that’s just because of my doughy physique… Pics via THEHEADHUNTR Masks via MASKMANIAC

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stepGIRL in a Kiddie Pool wearing Masks for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

stepGIRL in a Kiddie Pool wearing Masks for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

We were sent a few masks from MASKMANIAC , because the wrestling mask is kind of my thing, because I don’t need you assholes judging my mangled face, it takes away from me making fun of models and actresses… So we decided to partner our good friends over at THEHEADHUNTR with our new #stepGIRL recruit JENNIE GUNS HOT and her make up artist babe LEEZA …to come up with something amazing… So with the help of a kiddie pool, some bubbles and some dolls to wrestle this fucking magic happened…. I don’t think a wrestling mask ever looked so good…except on me…but that’s just because of my doughy physique… Pics via THEHEADHUNTR Masks via MASKMANIAC

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Candice Swanepoel Is The Hottest

Yesterday, Candice Swanepoel made an appearance on EXTRA and once again she proves with her legs show why she is the most popular Victoria’s Secret model and Maxim Magazine’s #1 hottie. Like I said many times before “hottie lists” are just a way for magazines to sell more copies, but this is the first time that I think a publication did it right.

Irina Shayk’s Leg Show

Good news for anyone hoping to see a supermodel leg show today (which I’m guessing is all of you), because here’s Irina Shayk out for a walk in New York. Now, I know it’s not the lingerie or bikini pictures we’re usually used to seeing from Irina, but when a girl can cause an instant pants fire just by walking down the sidewalk, that’s pretty damn impressive in my books. In fact, I bet Irina could make even a garbage bag look hot. Especially those clear plastic ones. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Marloes Horst Because She Is Hot

Marloes Horst here may not be as big a name as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret models like Alessandra Ambrosio or Adriana Lima , but if anything, that just means I should be doing double the amount of posts on her. Because I figure she’ll be three times as likely to appreciate being shown some love from an influential bikini blogger like yours truly. Which might make her 0.0001% more likely to show me some love in return by finally accepting my standing invite to my mom’s basement. And even if I’ve got a better chance of being hit by lightening twice indoors, I still like those odds.

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Marloes Horst Because She Is Hot

Marloes Horst here may not be as big a name as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret models like Alessandra Ambrosio or Adriana Lima , but if anything, that just means I should be doing double the amount of posts on her. Because I figure she’ll be three times as likely to appreciate being shown some love from an influential bikini blogger like yours truly. Which might make her 0.0001% more likely to show me some love in return by finally accepting my standing invite to my mom’s basement. And even if I’ve got a better chance of being hit by lightening twice indoors, I still like those odds.

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Danielle Lloyd’s Vegas Bikini Birthday of the DAy

Her name is Danielle Lloyd…she’s some useless Glamour model from the UK who I assume married some rich soccer player, cuz soccer players love these celebrated low level women, who look like strippers to me…and who are strippers in their own right, they just managed to fool the system and get labeled as glamour models instead of working lap dances for 10 dollars a song, even though they’d make more stripping, but the chance of bagging a closet case overpaid soccer player would have been slim to none, cuz these girls, at least in the UK are some kind of status that makes no sense to me…but that happens none the less…probably because in their trashiness, they are hot…like at Danielle Lloyd’s 45th birthday in Vegas this past weekend…not that she’s 45, her face just makes it look like she is… Useless people. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out. They are a French Magazine, so they like tits, and nudity and they are seriously dialled the fuck in, because they get top models totally naked for top photographers they’ve already done: Magdelena Frackowiak / RIHANAN / GISELE / KATE MOSS / ANJA RUBIK / MAGLOSIA BELA / SAHARA RAY / MAGGIE DURAN / JOSEPHINE SKRIVER / EDITA VILKECIUTE / CLEMENCE POSEY / MALGOSIA BELA / ISABELI FONTANA / FIND OUT MORE AT LUI MAGAZINE And now they’ve gone and got instagram fitness icon who you may remember from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…Izabel or Iza to her friends Goulart and made her hard body, and hard face look really fucking nice…and half naked…and that ass…holy shit that ass…I am in love with all the product of all the squats I’ve been watching her do over the course of her instagram career…I feel like I’ve been there for the ride as some kind of mentor or coach…who had zero involvement in any of this…I just stared…and will continue to stare…

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Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

American Apparel GIF of the Day

American Apparel posted this gif of a chubby hipster girl owning the water bottle wet t-shirt gif…. And I really liked it… It’s just a reminder that this porno generation, filled with kids who grew up watching hardcore fucking porn, thanks to the internet, is awesome… I remember when girls I went to school with freaked at the incest porn I made them watch, all wearing their Gap turtleneck and ill fit jeans.. But now bitches are in leggings, shorts, rocking sheer tops, and doing this… It’s a good time to be alive…even though it’s also fucking horrible…and we are all doomed…but at least it’s easier to masturbate to strangers…walking down the street – cuz everyone’s a model, everyone’s a slut, everyone wants attention…and I’m down to watch…

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Maja Mayskar Titties for Fashion of the Day

Maja Mayskar is am IMG model from Australia…and like all up and coming models, who I assume are up and coming model s since I’ve never heard of her before, she’s showing off her hot naked body for whatever the fuck this is…and I am all about this life…the more girls who show their tits, the more normal it becomes and the more girls who would never show their tits show their tits… Good times…tits for everyone.

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