Normally, when I do posts on models they’re either wearing lingerie or a bikini, but here is Xenia Deli rockin’ out some sexy Daisy Dukes. I can’t believe Xenia isn’t more popular. I know that Nina Agdal and Emily Ratajkowski have been getting all the attention latey, but honestly they don’t nearly come close to Xenia, who might be the hottest chick ever!
Jessica Alba must really want the Hollywood Tuna MILF of the Year title, because she’s been seriously stepping up the hotness in 2013. Here she is at the LA premiere of her new movie A.C.O.D. , which apparently stands for “Adult Child of Divorce.” I think it’s probably too mean (even for me) to say that that’s what I hope Jessica’s kids will grow up to be once Jessica finally comes to her senses and realizes that we were meant to be together. Honestly, I’d be perfectly fine with just having an affair instead. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Tramp Stamp And Ass Cleavage Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Body In A Hot Dress Jessica Alba In All Her MILF Glory Jessica Alba Hotness Tease Photos: WENN.com
I guess all the real models got wise to the whole fake ad campaign plan, because now here’s former Playboy Playmate Amanda Cerny modeling for 138 Water. If you ask me though, this might be their hottest fake ad yet. And after all the free publicity I’ve been giving these guys, these pictures gave me a great idea. It’s time I got in on this genius “marketing” strategy by co-sponsoring an event, like a wet t-shirt contest. I’ve even got the perfect venue in mind: my bedroom. Let’s make it happen. Photos: Fameflynet
Her name is Gracie Carvalho, which always makes me laugh, because I am 5 years old and her name ends in HO, while her job involves being a HO, whether you want to admit it or not, that’s essentially what models do, it’s just packaged a little classier, more high end, and marketable, but ultimately, this is just a lap dance in a strip club away from stripping, and I don’t care what anyone says….I think the proof is in the men they choose to social climb and gold dig with… She’s posing in Victoria’s Secret catalog shots we’ve all seen before, hell I’ve probably aleeady posted them before, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference from this to that to the other… But the creepy thing about that, is that you know that somewhere out there, there is a dude who has every single VS catalog scanned and cataloged in his own weird creeper jerk off room, and he knows every bra style number these girls are wearing, in fact he buys his favorite to try on and model / masturbate on…and for some reason that makes me believe the world is a better, more entertaining place.
Don Jon, the first feature from Joseph Gordon-Levitt, is not like most films, but that helps make the actor’s debut behind the camera all the more charming. Gordon-Levitt directed, wrote and stars as a Jersey lothario, a regular, old-school, how-YOU-doin’ guy who happens to be a hardcore porn addict. Yes, he’s a man dedicated to family, friends, and church, yet develops unrealistic expectations from porn and works to find intimacy with a true love interest. Don Jon Trailer Can he and Barbara (Scarlett Johansson) live happily ever after? And does this romantic comedy (of sorts) flourish despite of (or because of) its unusual premise? Let’s see what the Don Jon reviews are saying … “While addiction may make Jon sound like a bummer, as played with great swagger and subterranean wit by the movie’s writer and director, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, this improbable charmer conveys convincingly triumphant braggadocio.” – The New York Times “Sure, it’s an obvious point and one that’s not new. Several recent films have dealt with the delicate subject of porn addiction, and the dehumanization that stems from it. But Gordon-Levitt enlivens Don Jon with such a sense of swagger, as a director, writer and actor, that the film feels fresh.” – Kansas City Star “Really, Don Jon could have – should have – gone on another 20 minutes. Then again, when was the last time you felt that about a romantic comedy? Or any movie? That Don Jon even disappoints a little at the end is a sign of how much it promises from the beginning. And how much potential its filmmaker clearly has.” – The New Jersey Star-Ledger “Johansson gives one of her best performances as the bossy, gum-chewing Jersey girl determined to change Jon into her image of a romantic hero. Tony Danza and Glenne Headly are hilarious as Jon’s parents. Gordon-Levitt proves he can act, write and direct with equal dexterity.” – USA Today “As writer and director, Gordon-Levitt succeeds in shaping a message about two colliding views of romance that are shaped by distinctly different media and cultural notions.” – The San Jose Mercury-News “Gordon-Levitt is savvy, as well, about our modern mediated culture: The TV screens braying in every room, the ads that use swimsuit models to sell hamburgers, the smartphone from which Jon’s sister never lifts her eyes unless absolutely necessary. Who can blame Jon for choosing the clickable fantasy over messy reality?” – The Boston Globe “Gordon-Levitt is wearing his heart on his sleeve for the audience to see … there is something wholeheartedly soul baring about the entire artistic process put forth by the filmmaker and star that it is riveting on so many levels.” – Movie Fanatic
If you’re like me, you’d like your behind the scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret shoot to not be staged shit that the billion dollar brand released to keep people interested in their models…while protecting their brand so the Christians and Middle Americans don’t turn on them…. You know, you’d want real behind the shit, with more fishing, pussy slips, nip slips and vagina definition… I mean you’d hope at least one of the hired paparazzi on set would get something good enough, you know be perverted enough to make shit fucking count…but luckily bang half naked in a bikini…counts…I guess… TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS… Here’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio
Even though it’s been a while since we’d gotten new lingerie pictures from one of my favorite models Irina Shayk , she’s still looking just as perfect as ever. In fact, she’s looking so good here that I think it ought to be against the law to use her in catalogues like this. At the very least, these pictures should come with some kind of disclaimer for women hoping they’ll look this hot if they buy the lingerie Irina’s modeling: “Warning: results not typical.” » view all 13 photos
Even though it’s been a while since we’d gotten new lingerie pictures from one of my favorite models Irina Shayk , she’s still looking just as perfect as ever. In fact, she’s looking so good here that I think it ought to be against the law to use her in catalogues like this. At the very least, these pictures should come with some kind of disclaimer for women hoping they’ll look this hot if they buy the lingerie Irina’s modeling: “Warning: results not typical.” » view all 13 photos
Edita Vilkeviciute and Anja Rubik are a couple of models you may or may not have heard of…but who you would notice if you were in the same room as them…not because of their stunning beauty but because they would be a solid head taller than everyone else in the room…which is always the creepy thing about models…that people always forget when jerking off to pics of models…is that they are usually big and wide and look skinny, but are the kind of girl you’d want to have put you on her shoulders at a concert or any event so you can see the fucking crowd… That said, these babes are naked for fashion not porn, and there’s a huge difference in being naked for porn and naked for fashion, and we all know that nudity, although fun to look at, is not a big deal, and is not as hot as seeing it getting cummed all over, and even if we want to see the nipple to tit ratio of every girl we’ve met or seen, doesn’t mean we get excited by nipple, I mean we aren’t Muslim or in the 1800s anymore…we are a little too desensitized for that shit… The only thing that makes me laugh in all this is that I can’t land an advertiser for posting this because they call me porn, while it’s straight from the pages of Vogue, that makes tens of millions of dollars in advertising from the same pictures I’ve stolen from them…where is the justice…who knows…but here are the model tits…
I am a firm believer that when the man you are going to fake marry for the sake of publicity for the show you are on together dies of a heroin overdose…you aren’t allowed to smile ever again. Unless you’re happy he died, because it has allowed you to be the “Rihanna” in the relationship and next level your shit with the sympathy card. I mean I guess this post should really be focused on whether she was born with a penis, as her face would suggest, but I am more into calling out an actor, who lies for a living, caught in her motherfucking lie… That’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it, I’ve already said too much. TO SEE PICS OF THIS WIDOW IN TRAINING WEARING SHORT SHORTS SHOWING OFF LEGS CLICK HERE
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