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Lucy Pinder’s Busting Out In Nuts!

Posted on August 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I post a lot of busty British models on this site, but make no mistake, when it comes to epic funbags, Lucy Pinder is still the UK’s reigning Queen of Boobs. If you don’t believe me, here she is in a new photoshoot for Nuts defending her title. They’re not even Lucy’s best ( these are ), and they’re still enough to set off a five-alarm pants fire. All hail the Queen.

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Behati Prinsloo Got Some Juicy Jeans of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Behati Prinsloo is unfortunately tainted by Adam Levine so bad that she’s willing to marry the motherfucker… I guess that’s just what these models do in their off time, they fight with each other to see who can land the biggest earning musician… Behati is so bad at it, that she was willing to get back with said musician, who happens to be Adam Levine, after dated 3-4 other models who are hotter than her after they broke up… I guess hat’s what true love is all about people…we just need to use models to show us the light…the light that is getting knocked the fuck up as fast as possible and not worrying about who else he fucks as long as you’re the one legally in line for 50% of his assets or at least a decent alimony settlement even though you make a million dollars or more a year as a fucking model. Because it’s all about winning the “which A-Lister can you marry and get impregnated by”…contest… I find her pathetic, but she’s an immigrant and doesn’t know better, and here she is in pants for Juicy, Juicy Pants for a Juicy girl, who only gets Juicy if you have so much radio play people want you and your high pitched voice dead.

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Justin Bieber Treats a Phone Like it was Selena Gomez of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone’s favorite illuminati Canadian from Youtube turned bratty weird pants wearing pop star with an ego because let’s face it, he’s Justin Bieber and bigger than god…more importantly, unlike most child stars, he’s still around…they usually fall off after society turns on them…you know locked up with a drug addiction self destructing in a hotel room in Los Angeles…and not still on stage….on stage shoving Cell Phones down his pants and throwing it away, like he did with Selena Gomez…and his tampons…once a month…because anything dressed like this has got to have a vagina…even if said vagina is a man-pussy that Usher has frequented back when they signed their first contract…where at least one of the line items stipulated “You can’t sue me for sexual harassment or molestation”…cuz when millions of dollars are involved and a mother doesn’t really care about anything but those millions…those things can be overlooked…we call it the Disney Clause…

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Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Models Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger are in their underwear or bikini bottoms on the streets for Love magazine, because Love magazine is so edgy and intense and crazy really make revolutionary social commentary on the state of the world we live in by using models no one really gives a fuck about, except maybe Georgia May cuz she’s an heir to Mick, or Jessica Hart because she’s Gold Mining Greek Billionaire Stavros the Paris Hilton Herpes Carrier…. I don’t know what that social commentary is, but figure it’s got to do with girl with the cowboy hat on has some pretty loose skinned cellulite legs and an ass that looks like it is eating itself…even after photoshop…I guess they are telling me that skinny’s hot when it’s tight and fit and not slim fat and sloppy…

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Jessica Hart Shows Off Her Delicious Long Legs

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whenever a supermodel goes for a walk, it’s big news as far as I’m concerned. Which is why I love it when hotties own dogs. Because not only does it mean we have something in common, it also gives us at least 5 chances a day to see them showing off their long legs. So even though I’m still not a fan of Jessica Hart ‘s tiny pooch, I am liking her tiny short shorts here. And they’ve got me already looking forward to their next walk. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss And Behati Prinsloo Are A Sexy Threesome

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Victoria’s Secret more than most people love their first-borns, but I’ll never understand why the company doesn’t make their models wear their lingerie to things like this. Here’s hotties Erin Heatherton , Karlie Kloss and Behati Prinsloo at the Body by Victoria event, and surprise surprise, they’re all fully-clothed and only holding up the bras. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be happy to see Victoria’s Secret models posing with their lingerie instead of wearing it — that is, if they’re not wearing anything else either. Anyway, just something to think about for next time. Personally, I think it’s a win-win. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Russian Model/Cutie Natalia Prozorova

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Natalia Prozorova before and after spending the last 5 minutes Googling her, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m just posting a random hot chick that I assume is a model. Anyway, if any of you know who she is or know of a way I can get in contact with her “agency”, I’d really like to make her my Russian bride and I’m prepared to make an offer.

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Kate Upton And Lily Aldridge Are An Awesome Pair

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now here’s a lesbian fantasy I’d never pictured before: Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge . I’m not sure what the two ridiculously hot supermodels were doing walking around New York City together, and I’m too lazy to try to find out. So instead, I’m just going to assume that the rumors I’m currently starting in my head are true, and Kate and Lily are the latest Tuna-approved celebrity couple. Congratulations ladies. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Olivia Garson Is About The Get The Tuna Bump!

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s South African model Olivia Garson in a new set for Passionata Swimwear, showing that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t have a monopoly on ridiculously hot bikini photoshoots. Apparently Olivia’s living in London these days, but when she makes it big thanks to the Tuna Bump she’s probably going to need a place over here too. In which case, she’s welcome to crash at mine. My bed’s always open for bikini models. Sure, so far none of them have taken me up on it, but I figure I’m due eventually.

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Kelly Brook’s Vacation Bikini Action Continues of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook posted this video of her chunky body in a bikini in Greece on Vacation, because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, she works so hard standing around half naked 4 days a month people, that’s the kind of shit that can burn you out…you know those rough going to lunch meetings with your business managers and clearly not watching what you eat….you lazy fucking hooker…. I guess at 7 am, when all you idiots are getting up and ready for your day, this kind of “hey, I show my tits for a living, I’m in a bikini on a yacht” shit, is a real wake-up call, to get you to take your fucking shirt off, cuz if you’re girl you got tits too, why are you fucking failing…cuz you don’t want to upset your dad…you prude bitch… That said, feel free to use me as a testing ground, cuz getting nudes, I’m talking to you random snapchat girl, is the highlight of my day, even if I only get 5 seconds to try to jerk off to them…snapchats….

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