So you might have failed a time or two, or 10, in your life, but on the bright side, at least you’re not one of THESE PEOPLE. Probably. If you are, well, that’s unfortunate. But hilarious (for us)! These people are the kind who can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. They attempt daring acts of stupidity and fall miserably short in the process. And don’t get us started on what, exactly, makes using escalators to get around so. incredibly. difficult. Like, laugh until you cry levels of difficult. Here are 15 fails to make you feel better about yourself: 15 Fails to Make You Laugh Until You Cry 1. Going Up This is what happens when you try to sherpa your belongings up an escalator.
Remember when Lindsay Lohan moved to London so she could party privately without the tabloids tracking her every move? Well, it’s not turning out so well, because much like herself, Lindsay’s friends love drugs and will therefore sell stories about her at bargain rates. Take this gem, for example: Lindsay Lohan Partying Photos 1. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised. “Lindsay is of course still partying,” a friend of Lohan’s tells Radar Online. “She never won’t use drugs and drink. Right now she is on a lot of Ecstasy and Molly because with the psych meds she is on, if she’s tested, it will only show up as amphetamine, which is prescribed to her so it’s ‘safe.'” That’s right, in addition to her recreational self-medication, Lindsay swallows a fistful of prescribed anti-psychotics every day. Sounds safe: Radar reports that Lindsay is currently taking Dilaudid, Ambien, Adderall, Zoloft and Trazodone to treat a variety of physical and mental ailments. In addition, of course, she still loves her party pills: “I saw Lindsay rolling on Molly when we were at Coachella,” says a friend. “She really doesn’t hide it and everyone close to her knows she’s still using.” Rolling on Molly?! And all this time we thought she Lindsay was just drunk at Coachella . Wait til Oprah hears about this! Lindsay Lohan: LINDSAY Reality Show Clips 1. Lindsay Lohan Miscarriage Confession Lindsay Lohan confesses that she had a miscarriage on the season finale of LINDSAY.
Truck VS Wind… Girl’s Abortion Video….weirdness… Girl on Molly Vs Lights… Girl Drinks Coke Upside Down…. Chick Fight that Ends with a Hit to the Head with a Shovel
Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy split up for a number of reasons, some of which might surprise you. The first one, though, is kind of obvious. “It was the distance. He travels and she travels, and it didn’t work out,” a pal said, adding that the two “were never that serious in the first place.” Another source begs to differ regarding that second part. “She liked him and brought him to meet her parents at a football game. She invited him to a lot of family things. She got serious about him quickly.” “He thinks she’s a good person. It just didn’t work out. The fact of the matter is that she is a 21-year-old girl and Maks is 33,” added the insider. Our source says Maks “panicked” when Kate Upton went apartment-hunting in Manhattan’s Flatiron District to be near his Fort Lee, N.J., residence. That’s when she got the message, and called it off . “Kate started to get the hint it was over and started to talk about breaking up with him,” says a source. “Then she thought Maks disinvited her to a wedding.” The New York Daily News’ Confidenti@l claims that the couple, who began dating in June, were kaput long before the public ever knew about it. “They broke up before Thanksgiving,” says our insider. “He’s focused on his career and she’ll soon be going on a major press tour for The Other Woman .” The ex-couple had met through mutual friends and were first snapped together publicly in June, when Maks took her to a 21st birthday dinner. In August, Maks took Upton home to meet his family in Huntington, L.I. They attended a get-together for Maks’ godmother’s 35th wedding anniversary. The ex-couple have not spoken since they split.
Christmas is a special, joyous time of year … but when you get close and distant family together for extended periods of time, it can also be embarrassing. Especially if your name is Molly and your relatives buy and wear these t-shirts. A Reddit user captioned the pic, “My cousin Molly’s grandma went into Spencer’s to look for presents for her family. She thinks she found the best presents ever!” Molly is my homegirl . What a coincidence that Spencer’s chose that name! The name Molly reached peak popularity in the early ’90s, (thank you, Molly Ringwald), then took on a new meaning this year (thank you, Miley Cyrus ). The name, of course, has become a euphemism for the drug MDMA, which all the (not) cool kids are talking about … and these folks likely aren’t aware of. Let’s just hope they aren’t Tweeting about their hot cousins , as well.
Here’s Miley raging to her own music, probably on Molly, in some VIP room with hired friends, acting like she knows what’s up, when everything was coordinated by a creative director and staff, cuz this bitch is clueless I guess the nice thing about Instagram is that it has made my site obsolete, because if you want to find out what poor decisions Miley Cyrus and her team are making in terms of how they are marketing her, or how she’s marketing herself, after fighting them for her instagam password so that she can show the world videos of her having fun with her tall and short freakshow back-up dancers, while lip syncing her own remix, she can… She’s young, she’s having fun with hired friends on payroll, she’s wearing a slutty little Chanel top, she seems to be doing just fine, because hired friends are all she knows, and I’m just sad she’s not posting videos of her butt hole…because her butt hole is the gateway to her soul.. I love Miley, even on Molly, even faking she’s on Molly, even when embarrassing herself acting like she thinks kids act on Molly even though she looks silly….this is a nice Christmas card, and it is sure better than YOUTUBE making money off Paul Walker’s death with ad supported video of his charred Christmas dinner corpse (NSFW)…way better than that…I mean who the fuck edited that corpse video up…really fucking strange tribute…that LORDE is supporting…
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