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Sarah Silverman Has Her Revenge on Lost-Loving Ex Jimmy Kimmel

Sure, Sarah Silverman may have broken up with Jimmy Kimmel ages ago, but why should she let him have all the Lost -hogging fun? Before Kimmel gets to host his “Aloha to Lost ” special this Sunday following the series finale, Silverman interviewed the show’s creators Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse for Funny or Die , asking important things like, “I couldn’t help but notice that you’re both huge f***ing nerds. Do you think that informed the writing of this show?” Oh, Sarah. Don’t you know that every question will just lead to another question?

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Michael Bay Using Megan Fox’s Transformers Departure to Audition Beautiful Supermodels

Life! That headline you’re reading up there is literally something I IM’ d to someone as a joke after learning this afternoon that Megan Fox had been fired from Transformers 3 , freeing up a love interest role in one of the biggest movies of next year. Now, mere hours later, I am using my joke headline in a real story about what Michael Bay is really, actually doing. I mean, give it a day at least, Mike!

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Megan Fox Fired From Transformers 3; Which Overtanned Actress Will Step Into Her Short Shorts?

First Skids and Mudflap were canned from Transformers 3 , and now this! Our sister site Deadline is reporting that Megan Fox has essentially been fired from the franchise, since director Michael Bay and the studio won’t be picking up her sequel option. Was it something she said? (Like, “[Michael Bay] wants to be like Hitler” ? Or maybe “I don’t know how you saw [ Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ] in IMAX without having a brain aneurysm or at least a migraine headache” ? And let’s not forget about “You don’t have to look like an airbrushed Cosmopolitan cover all the time to be attractive” ?)

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Miranda July Returns to Movies

About time! According to Anne Thompson , director/artist Miranda July has finally completed her second film (after winning the Camera d’Or for her first, Me and You and Everyone We Know ). It’s a relationship comedy costarring Hamish Linklater called The Future , and it’s about a self-obsessed couple who can’t stop Googling their own names. In honor of July’s last effort, let’s start pooping back and forth in anticipation. [ Thompson on Hollywood ]

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Who Wants Some Full-Frontal MacGruber?

As a Saturday Night Live property, MacGruber has always been at the bleeding of edge of synergy, brand integration, and maximal Pepsi ocularity, and on its way to the big screen, it should surprise no one that once again the marketing rules are being rewritten. Thus, we present for you star Will Forte’s full frontal photoshoot to promote the film. Underneath the jump, you’ll see something NSFW that you can’t unsee, and you won’t have the Photoshopped head-veil of MacGruber producer Lorne Michaels to protect you. Are you ready?

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Ranking the Sawyers: Lost Audition Tapes Take Trip Down Memory Lane

If you’re the kind of fan of bizarre pop culture minutiae who still smirks when you see pictures of Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly, you might remember that the original pilot script for Lost featured a Psycho -like twist where the ostensible lead character, Jack Shephard (who was supposed to be played by Michael Keaton), died halfway through. Naturally, that was changed — everyone realized killing the hero was a bad idea — but at the time of the initial casting, this was still a very real intention. As such, J.J. Abrams and company instead concentrated on casting Sawyer, who was then the actual male lead, and they brought in several of the actors who’d go on to other Lost roles to read specifically for that one. What would Lost have been like if Matthew Fox wound up playing Sawyer? Or Jorge Garcia? Movieline dusts off the audition tapes to find out.

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Bieber to Valentine’s Day Sequel?

Garry Marshall has previously threatened not just to make New Year’s Eve , a semi-sequel to the DEFCON romcom Valentine’s Day , but to bring back a few choice cast members. Now, though, he’d junk them all for just one teen troubadour. “Already, they’re mentioning Justin Bieber. I have no idea who that is, but I’m sure we’ll meet,” Marshall told MTV. “It’s supposed to be a similar cast of a number of stars. It’s written like that, but we hope to get all new stars except for Hector Elizondo, who has to be in all my movies.” [ MTV ]

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‘You’re a Moron’: Nicolas Chartier Isn’t Done With His E-Bashing Crusade

If you’re going to get barred from accepting your Best Picture Oscar at the Academy Awards, then you’d better get your money’s worth. That’s the predicament facing Nicolas Chartier, the intrepid producer and e-mail wack job who has followed his ill-advised awards-season attacks on Avatar with a little better-advised (but still insane) on a defender of Hurt Locker pirates. Read on for the e-evidence.

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Chloe Sevigny’s Drag Confession: She Loves Birthdays

Director of Obscure Dominique Swain Movie Refashions Himself as Tea Party Martyr

Connoisseurs of bad 90’s cinema may remember a 1998 film called Girl , which starred Dominique Swain as a high schooler bent on losing her virginity. Soon enough, Swain falls for Sean Patrick Flanery, a rocker who’s totally into her until he finds out that she’s smart and planning to go to college at Brown — a revelation that renders him impotent and their budding relationship doomed. Also, when her best friend Selma Blair gets raped, Swain’s character says in voiceover, “I guess that I’m just better at picking guys.” Guess what, guys! The director is a tea party hero now!

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