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*Clicks Fenty Pen* Rihanna’s Rumored Office Supplies & Garden Ware Line Spark Hilarious Hysteria

“Rihanna is reportedly working on a furniture line which will sell office supplies, garden ware, tech gadgets, home decor and more” Me: pic.twitter.com/LuK38FZrXU — M (@GaloreRobyn) March 4, 2019 Rih’s Rumored Office & Garden Line Shatters Twitter We stan a visionary queen with a million hustles that get more ambitious by the day. This time, it’s reportedly luxury office supplies and garden ware that Rihanna plans on selling the Navy (and everyone else) at a time when she can literally do no wrong, ever. Rihanna selling garden ware like pic.twitter.com/kbYs3btMR8 — (@GNEDDD0) March 4, 2019 Peep the funniest (and pettiest) reactions to Rihanna’s office supplies and garden ware line on the flip.

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Dunder-Mifflin Fenty: Rihanna’s Project Loud France Will Feature Office Supplies, Home Decor, And Garden Products

Source: ANTHONY HARVEY / Getty Rihanna’s Project Loud France To Sell Office Supplies And More In a time not too far from now, Rihanna will own and sell both the heavens and the earth, but until then, she’ll simply take every product that you need in your daily life and make it part of her personal brand. Earlier this year we reported that Robyn Fenty had entered into a business venture with the folks at Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy to design and produce a line of luxury goods. Naturally, we assumed purses, luggage, and other typical items. We were dumb to think that anything Rihanna put her name on would anything remotely close to “typical”. According to VOGUE , Robyn’s line will run the gamut of high-end products that really, really, rich people spend their tax-sheltered money on. Project Loud France’s purpose is the “conception, fabrication, distribution, commerce, importation and exportation” of products across a range of categories including menswear, womenswear, childrenswear, footwear, eyewear, leather goods, sportswear, “goods linked to lifestyle”, high-tech products, office supplies, home decor and garden products, the new reports find. Jean-Baptiste Voisin, LVMH’s chief strategy officer… Did that list say “office supplies, home decor, and garden products”??? Bih, you gonna be able to cop a Rihanna x Louis Vuitton stapler, bed sheets, ottoman, rake, AND hoe?!?! It’s. F**king. Lit. If Rihanna’s new album didn’t sell a single record it’d STILL be over for you hoes.

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R.I.P: Former MLB Players Luis Valbuena And Jose Castillo Killed In A Car Crash

Source: Getty Images / Getty Images Former Major League Baseball Players Die In A Car Accident In Venezuela Former Major League Baseball players Luis Valbuena and Jose Castillo were both killed in a car accident on Thursday night, a spokesperson for their Venezuelan team, Cardenales de Lara, confirmed. Valbuena was 33, while Castillo was 37. The crash occurred after Valbuena and Castillo left the University Stadium at Caracas following them playing a game in the Venezuelan Professional Baseball League. Venezuelan authorities said that their car went to the opposite side of the road while they were trying to avoid a sliding rock nearby. The players were en route to the city of Barquisimeto, where they were planning to play against Bravos de Margarita on Friday, later that wekk. Valbuena played 11 seasons in the majors, including his final two with the Los Angeles Angels, who released him back in August. Throughout his career in the MLB, he also played with the Seattle Mariners, Cleveland Indians, Chicago Cubs and Houston Astros. Castillo played in the majors as well, from 2004 to 2008. He has played with the Pittsburgh Pirates, San Francisco Giants and the Astros. R.I.P.

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Call HR! NYC Cop Finds Semen Filled Water Bottle On Her Desk And Precinct Barely Flinches

Source: Kesinee Srisura / EyeEm / Getty Woman Officer Struggles To Get Investigation Into Semen Filled water Bottle An NYPD officer  feels “extremely violated’ after she says she found semen in her water bottle on her desk, according to a Daily News report. Then, after she reported it to her department, they blew her off. “We have to change something in this department,” she said. “It’s not OK, but sexual harassment happens in this department every day. As women and as cops, we get tough skins and shrug it off, but it’s not going to happen this time.” Yesenia Maida says the bottle was discovered by a 12-year-old girl stopped by to help clean out her office, which was mortifying. “I couldn’t believe it,you couldn’t make up that something like this happened. I feel extremely violated and fear for my safety at the precinct,” Maida, 44, a youth officer at the 52nd Precinct in Norwood, explained. “I’m going into work, looking around and thinking, who could have this to me?” The married mother of two — whose husband works in the same precinct — reported it the next day and claims she almost immediately got pushback from the Internal Affairs Bureau, who she said declined to investigate at first. “They’re telling me that someone ejaculates or puts some foreign substance in my water bottle at a police facility and nothing is going to get done about it?” she said. “I was very upset.” After some pressure from Maida’s commanding officer, Deputy Inspector Thomas Alps, IAB launched an investigation and took the water bottle to be tested. So far the issue has not been resolved. SMH.

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RNC Spent Thousands on ‘Office Supplies’ At Ronald Reagan Gift Shop, Liquor Store [Documents]

While we were digging around the itemized disbursements of the Republican National Committee in search of lesbians , we found a couple trips marked “office supplies” that are both wonderful (and wasteful?) in very different ways. On 2/4 and 2/25, someone picked up $200 worth of supplies from Congressional Liquors on Capitol Hill. And in what I like to imagine was the prelude to a night at the lesbian bondage nightclub, someone spent more than $2,200 at the Ronald Reagan Museum Store in Simi Valley, California, on 2/4, the same day as the infamous Voyeur West Hollywood trip. They apparently needed a little bit more of whatever the hell they bought there, because on 2/18 they went back to spend another $215. A wet office is a happy office, so we do not begrudge the RNC their twice-monthly booze runs, but what does $2,424 even get you from the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation Museum Store? Hundreds of “Rap Master Ronnie” 12-inches? The original list of names he gave HUAC?

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