My favorite British magazine Nuts just released their “Lingerie Issue,” with hottie Rosie Jones front and center. I’m finding it a little confusing though, because judging from the photoshoots we’re always getting, I thought every issue of Nuts was a lingerie issue. And if they’re not, they should be. Anyway, now that I’ve shared my editorial genius, enjoy Rosie and friends.
R&B singer Miguel and his bangin’ Persian girlfriend Nazanin Mandi were spotted loving it up on the beaches of Jamaica this weekend, while he was in town to perform at Sumfest. Nazanin closely documented the whole trip, and even started posting bikini shots from her photoshoots in the days leading up to their voyage. Hit the flip for more flicks Continue reading →
After way too many pictures of Kelly Brook wearing sweaters and other articles of clothing, I’m glad to see she’s back to basics here for the latest issue of Nuts . I know these British magazines always seem to have creative, clever themes for their photoshoots. I’m not 100% sure what this one is, but I’m guessing it’s “super-hot busty model in lingerie.” That’s always my favorite. Enjoy.
If you are into your favorite SI Model, Nina Agdal, the girl robbed from the cover thanks to Kate Upton’s viral internet fame, because print magazines are struggling and you gotta milk the cow that is bringing all the boys to the yard as hard as you can to sell copies…. Or more importantly, if you are interested in her best instagram pictures from the last two months, that seem to just be a lot of pictures from her photoshoots you’ve probably already seen, only in far lower lower quality after being run through filters… Then you’ll like this creepy gallery of her best pics from the last 2 months that I didn’t compile, because I have better things to do with my time than stalk and catalog these twats making a fortune based on awesome bodies…now wait, I don’t….I got nothing better to do than that. I’m pathetic.
I hate Victoria’s Secret in terms of the evil corporate brand, the shitty product offering, the played out, repetitive creative direction of their photoshoots, but I like their choice in models, even when old an fat, and moms cuz like a good Catholic, they don’t use condoms, but then again who really does. My love for model, carries through into my everyday life. I only talk to tall skinny girls. And the good thing about tall skinny girls, other than them not being fat, is the likelihood that they have done some level of modeling – usually low level because let’s face it they are talking to me. And the nice thing about low level modeling, is that it means titty pics from photoshoots and the nice thing about the internet, and being this good at the internet, you know cuz I work it daily, is that I can easily find that shit…I just need a name. I mean I guess I could just try to sleep with them, instead of stalking them on the internet, for nude pics, but that requires work and I hate work, if I liked worked, I probably would have a job other than stalking pics of babes that I don’t get paid to do….like these pics of Adriana Lima…. I’m glad we took this journey together.
I want to have sex with this Holiday picture of Doutzen Kroes…because it is just a picture and not actually her…cuz the actual her has a kid…and everyone knows girls with kids…even if they bounce back with their bodies…have shitty loose fitting vaginas….which isn’t saying much since my micropenis finds all vagina loose fitting…but that doesn’t mean I like lookin’ at it flap in the fucking wind…on set at the photoshoots she gets overpaid on….even if I kinda like fisting it…Guilty pleasures….. Either way, she’s a solid 364 days early on this shit….but I’ll still look cuz she’s half naked.
I am gonna assume that these pics from GQ Mexico are recycled, like these massive magazines often do with their photoshoots, to maximize spending 100,000 dollars on a photoshoot, by sending it to different magazines in different languages, in different months with the same fucking pictures…and I am not just assuming that cuz that’s what all the second tier markets get stuck with…I am assuming it cuz Eva Longoria is actually a Mexican…her parents fucking raft and border tunneled it….and she was raised to become the whitest fucking mexican in the history of Mexicans…the kind of Mexican who likely hires Mexican slaves and doesn’t speak spanish to said Mexicans cuz she’s all Hollywood and too good to be Mexican….white dreams, self hatred, all things that you wouldn’t think include flying to Mexico to do Mexican photoshoots for Mexican franchises of American Magazines….even if she’s got nothing better to do.
Based on these bikini pics….Dancing with the stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba needs to do a little less judging and a lot more dancing…. What lesson does this teach the youth….that getting a cushy job that you are overpaid in makes a dancer and lazy fucking person who doesn’t dance anymore…cuz what’s the fucking point…when you can afford everything you need….especially cakes…at least that’s what her belly is trying to communicate with us…. All this to say – No wonder she met her fiance on an online dating site….typical…motherfucker thinks he’s getting a ripped dancer when he sees her photoshoots and screen shots she used on her profile…only to end up meeting this…and calling her back cuz he realized she was rich and gave him access to the good life…true fucking story. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I hate Maxim. I mean if you think about it, I should try to be friends with them and sell my site to them, so I can retire, and travel the world with a flipcam making amateur porn videos of dumb sluts for the internet for at least a month, because that’s all this site is worth… But instead, I write hateful letters to the Vice President, and CEO telling them how useless they are, how shitty their photoshoots are, and to embrace the fact that it’s not 1994 and the world doesn’t need them…. Leading to them hating me and sending me lawyers letters everytime I post pictures of their bottom feeding celebrity photoshoots, that have declined and become more insignificant every year…. Because I’m not in a position to take pics of these bitches in my basement apartment, so I rely on other people to do it for me… And the funny thing in all this is that MAXIM featured me in an article years ago….gave me a photoshoot like I was Cameron Diaz and shit….giving me more reason to be nice to them… But I just feel when you’re done, you’re done and sometimes you need a friend to tell you… That doesn’t mean I don’t like looking at Cameron Diaz’s old photoshopped legs….She’s spectacular…that’s just to say, I’d rather see it in any other venue but in MAXIM… To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow THis Link
I love this Sara Jean Underwood chick, I post pictures from her photoshoots every chance I get, so seeing her out on the town in a sexy little dress is a nice treat. She’s hot, I prefer her half naked in her bikini, but even almost fully clothed she looks amazing. I’d let her take me out on a date and show me off to all her friends and if she’s really nice to me maybe I’d let her get to first base. In this case, first base is pretty much anything she wants. Call me.
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