I still don’t know much about Halsey , but I do know she is pretty sexy, but I’m not a fan of the prison tats. Those are a bunch of regrettable tattoos. Anyway, I’m a fan of any chick who provides us with her best money shot pose. That’s it Halsey, tell us where you want it.
Jay-Z’s latest video to be set free from Tidal chains is Legacy, featuring the story of a set of inmates all under the control and tutelage of Inmate #001444, “Mr. Carter,” breaking out of the prison system. You like? YouTube
Jay-Z’s latest video to be set free from Tidal chains is Legacy, featuring the story of a set of inmates all under the control and tutelage of Inmate #001444, “Mr. Carter,” breaking out of the prison system. You like? YouTube
Britney Spears posted up some mom pushing 40 workout pics the other day – because her fitness is all she has or is allowed in the prison that is her multi-million dollar making life… I like to think she’s training for some sort of elaborate escape on some Shawshank Redemption level, spending the last 18 years of her life trying to figure out how to get ownership of her life back, faking taking the meds that keep her submissive like she’s Brian Wilson, brainwashed into thinking about the importance of performing, her passion, the only thing she knows, because that’s what they’ve programmed her into thinking….so that she continues earning money for the family, the business, the empire, you can’t like your cash leader leave you at 18…that would be terrible business…so make her seem crazy, bribe a judge and own her…. But it’s probably just girl staying fit for her performing and a fit body, all toned and big titty, is a lot better than a fat body or a sloppy body, so at least the prison life’s been good on her fitness. I’m a fan. The post Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The various Real Housewives have had some troublemakers in their midsts, but most of them don’t end up behind bars. Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey served her prison sentence and got out, and now she’s coming out with a book. Apparently, being on a reality show about her life isn’t enough to tell her story. What remains to be seen, however, is whether the infamous table-flipper has produced a page-turner. Teresa Giudice’s book is titled Standing Strong . It comes out on October 3rd, so it’s still more than a month away. Teresa’s previous book, Turning The Tables , was a real memoir, chronicling her life up to and including prison. Standing Strong , on the other hand, will reportedly detail her life since leaving prison. Teresa Giudice got out of prison in late December of 2015, so this book won’t even cover two whole years. But reportedly, Teresa’s book will focus on three things : -Raising four daughters -Being a single mother (while her husband is serving his lengthier prison sentence) -The darker times in her life (that means prison, and that means the death of her mother ) Teresa teases that there will be some Housewives gossip (of course). And then there’s the big one: “I talk a lot about my relationship with Joe. I don’t think I have ever been more honest about my true feelings regarding my marriage. I think my honesty is going to shock some people, including my husband, but it’s how I feel.” We’ll get to the Joe stuff in a moment, because that statement is all kinds of ambiguous. Honestly, we’re not seeing this as the tell-all that many people seem to want to believe. It looks more like The Real Housewife of Eat, Pray, Love, right? She’s even doing yoga (Tree Pose, a play on the book’s title) on the cover. From what we know so far, this books seems less about spilling secrets and more about brand management. And probably gathering a little extra, much-needed pocket money, right? (So long as she doesn’t hide these proceeds from the government, right?) But, you may wonder, what does being honest about Joe mean? Let’s dive into that topic: Some have speculated that Teresa will use this book to slam Joe for putting her and their entire family in their predicament. Honestly … that’s so tempting to believe, right? Because it kind of does seem to be all his fault. But we don’t see that happening. (And if we’re wrong, we’re wrong — we’ll all find out in, like, a month and a half) For the sake of her children, we feel like Teresa’s going to spin things in as positive a manner as possible and paint the picture of them all working through these tough times and coming out stronger. That’s just … common sense. We’re sure that she’s going to talk about anger. (Can you even talk about Teresa Giudice without talking about anger ?) There’s a time and a place for throwing your husband under the bus. (And we’d be totally supportive if she did, don’t get us wrong) But we don’t see her using this book for that. This book is an opportunity to promote her brand. She can’t erase her prison sentence but she can tie it into the image that she wants to cultivate and use it for self-promotion and to make a little money. That is going through tough times and using it to make yourself stronger. View Slideshow: 23 Celebs Who Did Time Behind Bars
It looks like disgraced Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller will be a free woman for a little while longer. Last month, Miller was sentenced to a year in prison on fraud charges. In the weeks since the verdict was delivered, the controversial television personality has lashed out against the judge, played dumb about her crimes , and pled innocence as a “nice Catholic girl from Pittsburgh.” (Are people from Pittsburgh known for their inability to commit bankruptcy fraud? We’re not really sure what she was going for with that one.) Anyway, none of that has done Miller any good in terms of getting out of serving her time. Eventually, the widely despised 50-year-old will be going to prison. But that doesn’t mean she can’t delay the inevitable for a few weeks. According to Radar Online, Miller was originally supposed to report to prison on June 30. Now, she’s scheduled to begin serving her sentence on July 12. No reason was given for the delay, and Miller has been uncharacteristically quiet about the change. She may be legally prohibited from discussing the specifics of the delay, but that hasn’t stopped her from hinting at the court’s reasoning on social media. Miller has posted a series of photos on her Instagram page that seem to hint at some sort of knee ailment. The pic below shows an x-ray that seems to indicate Miller is missing caritlage in her right knee: “Bone on Bone! X-ray Right knee – That kinda hurts a little OUCH! #marinadelrey #discsportsandspinecenter #aldcalways #aldcla #ALDC,” Miller captioned the pic. Obviously, Miller won’t be able to undergo and recover from knee surgery in less than two weeks’ time. What’s more likely is that her lawyers convinced the judge to delay the start of her sentence so that she can undergo further medical evaluation. That would explain why Miller is so keen on playing up her injuries on social media. If she’s able to convince the court that she requires surgery, she may be able to push her sentencing back several months. Perhaps Miller even hoping that given more time, her lawyers will be able to successfully appeal her conviction. It’s a long shot, but we suppose we can’t blame her. At the end of the day, however, her latest ploy seems unlikely to change anything. Miller is going to prison – it’s just a matter of when.
It looks like disgraced Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller will be a free woman for a little while longer. Last month, Miller was sentenced to a year in prison on fraud charges. In the weeks since the verdict was delivered, the controversial television personality has lashed out against the judge, played dumb about her crimes , and pled innocence as a “nice Catholic girl from Pittsburgh.” (Are people from Pittsburgh known for their inability to commit bankruptcy fraud? We’re not really sure what she was going for with that one.) Anyway, none of that has done Miller any good in terms of getting out of serving her time. Eventually, the widely despised 50-year-old will be going to prison. But that doesn’t mean she can’t delay the inevitable for a few weeks. According to Radar Online, Miller was originally supposed to report to prison on June 30. Now, she’s scheduled to begin serving her sentence on July 12. No reason was given for the delay, and Miller has been uncharacteristically quiet about the change. She may be legally prohibited from discussing the specifics of the delay, but that hasn’t stopped her from hinting at the court’s reasoning on social media. Miller has posted a series of photos on her Instagram page that seem to hint at some sort of knee ailment. The pic below shows an x-ray that seems to indicate Miller is missing caritlage in her right knee: “Bone on Bone! X-ray Right knee – That kinda hurts a little OUCH! #marinadelrey #discsportsandspinecenter #aldcalways #aldcla #ALDC,” Miller captioned the pic. Obviously, Miller won’t be able to undergo and recover from knee surgery in less than two weeks’ time. What’s more likely is that her lawyers convinced the judge to delay the start of her sentence so that she can undergo further medical evaluation. That would explain why Miller is so keen on playing up her injuries on social media. If she’s able to convince the court that she requires surgery, she may be able to push her sentencing back several months. Perhaps Miller even hoping that given more time, her lawyers will be able to successfully appeal her conviction. It’s a long shot, but we suppose we can’t blame her. At the end of the day, however, her latest ploy seems unlikely to change anything. Miller is going to prison – it’s just a matter of when.
Rihanna Spotted At Airport Security Check Rihanna has made waves on the internets with her extra thickiness over the last month or so. However, the Bajan beauty had been mostly keeping those curves under wraps with her oversized outfits, long sleeves, and spacious jeans. But that switched up over the weekend when she had to hop a flight out of LA. The sexy songstress was spotted getting ready to take a trip… …and inadvertently set it all out in some Juicy sweats while flying out of LAX over the weekend: Alright then, Rih! Hit the flip for more of Rihanna’s thick-thighed glo-up. WENN
Investigation Launched Into Strippers At South African Prison Looks like the corrections system is a LOT different overseas. For one, it seems they get the occasional perks …like shake-dancers on the yard, for instance. Photos have gone viral depicting several prisoners in a South African prison getting booty butt cheeks rubbed all over them while having recess. Thing is, the correctional facility in question apparently holds some of the worst offenders and most hardened criminals in South Africa. James Smalberger, the national commissioner of the Department of Correctional Services, admitted that the inmates do indeed get a celebration around this time of year…but professional booty-clappers were NOT a part of the agreement. Via CNN : “The pictures taken were of an event hosted in line with June Youth Month celebrations on the 21st of June, but the form of entertainment as depicted on social media was not approved and not in line with Correctional Services policies and procedures.” He assured that a full investigation was underway to figure out just whose bright idea it was to let the ladies deal dances on the prison yard. Wow, this prison is lax. Not only do they get dances, but clear enough cameras to document it and social media access to spread the news… Creative Commons
Lawsuits: Aaron Hernandez’ Fiancée Sues Prison, Not Believing “Suicide” Story Aaron Hernandez’s fiancee is suing over prison suicide evidence according to TMZ . She wants to secure any evidence that would prove that her allegedly homicidal fiancee wasn’t suicidal. The mother of his daughter reportedly does not beleive he would take his own life in prison. Shayanna Jenkins has concerns that evidence from the ex-NFL’s star’s death could be discarded, so she’s suing the Department of Corrections. Aaron’s attorney, Jose Baez, has already stated his opinion after news of his prison death. He believes Hernandez’s death wasn’t suicide. Baez vowed to run his own investigation to get to the truth and his fiancee Shayanna is now doing her part to help. News Aaron’s suicide spread this week, just days after beating a double homicide charge. Reports of ‘suicide’ note surfaced this week, which Shanaya has not addressed. Splash News Image