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Julianne Hough Needs A Pair Of Daisy Dukes

Posted on November 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten a good leg show from Julianne Hough and I’m sorry to disappoint you perverts, but it looks like we’re going to have to wait a little longer. Because the baggy jean shorts on Julianne here definitely aren’t doing it for me. What happened to a nice skintight pair of leggings ? I know Julianne probably doesn’t want to take fashion advice from a guy who thinks sweatpants count as formal wear, but trust me, with a booty like hers , spandex is the perfect choice for any occasion. It goes with everything. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Nina Agdal’s Ass in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular. Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome.. I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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Elsa Hosk for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden… But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks. Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED

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Carmen Ortega’s Sexy Meaty Swimsuit Pictures

Posted on October 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s big booty model Carmen Ortega showing off her sweet meaty body in one seriously busty swimsuit shoot. I’m guessing that Carmen probably doesn’t like it when I call her meaty, but there’s just no other way to describe a girl with this much going on in the front and the back. Besides, I mean it in a nice way. As in, that Grade-A booty looks so juicy I just want to take a bite. Or put it against my face after getting a black eye from Carmen after calling her meaty one too many times. Either works. Photos: Fameflynet

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Nina Agdal Catalog Pics of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So if you bang Adam Levine…when he is broken up with the Victoria’s Secret model he is slated to marry…you will end up a catalog model…for a company that is not quite Victoria’s Secret, you know a little lower on the status scale, not that Victoria’s Secret is high end, but Victoria’s Secret is what all these cunts aspire to work for…so when I look at her not only do I see a groupie tainted by Adam Levine, a guy girls may love, but I can’t stand because his shitty pop music pollutes my life…but also a bitch who wasn’t even good enough for Adam Levine, who just comes in second…and sometimes the second place girl is the easiest one to fuck.

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Kid Finds Mom’s Dildo of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kids who find their whore mom’s dildo and think it is a toy…is amazing…but parents who film it are even more amazing…especially based on the fact that is a massive double sided dildo, not one of these dainty feminine classy dildos …but rather a nasty fleshy one she probably doesn’t wash very well…that you’d expect to find in some gutter homeless porn…You know she shoves that up in her and that may even be the reason she has that kid in the first place…because she is a whore who loves when her big vagina feels full…the kind of mom I wouldn’t mind stepfather the kids of….

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Gisele’s Hot Ass in Demin for Some Campaign of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We were just having a debate about this picture on Facebook. My friend Foetus thought it was Morgan Freeman, then we ended up agreeing it was Denzel Washington (the only black man in hollywood) playing Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon…..well it turns out we were both wrong, and that the ass in the tight jeans is one Tom Brady probably doesn’t fuck, because it’s too busy fucking him. You know how jocks and their locker room play is…. Yes…the ass bent over the car is none other than….Gisele Bundchen promoting some jeans…and the poster is all over New York city today…..Too bad it is a Jeans campaign, because the Jeans are the one thing wrong with this pic….they get in the way of her spread asshole….

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Gisele’s Hot Ass in Demin for Some Campaign of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We were just having a debate about this picture on Facebook. My friend Foetus thought it was Morgan Freeman, then we ended up agreeing it was Denzel Washington (the only black man in hollywood) playing Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon…..well it turns out we were both wrong, and that the ass in the tight jeans is one Tom Brady probably doesn’t fuck, because it’s too busy fucking him. You know how jocks and their locker room play is…. Yes…the ass bent over the car is none other than….Gisele Bundchen promoting some jeans…and the poster is all over New York city today…..Too bad it is a Jeans campaign, because the Jeans are the one thing wrong with this pic….they get in the way of her spread asshole….

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Helen Flanagan’s Fun Tits for PETA of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helen Flanagan is hilarious….but more importantly, she’s busty and not afraid to own them titties….or more importantly squeeze them into some sort of halter top….spilling all over the place like they were BP….and I am into it…I mean who wouldn’t embrace a girl who threw away a shitty acting career, to do such great things like pose for PETA with the likes of PAM ANDERSON and Glamour Model photoshoots, in shitty LAD MAGS you know because being on TV didn’t feed her make attention craving needs. I mean whatever it is that goes wrong in a girl’s life, that forces her to quit a good gig to become internationally known for her tits, is something I am totally all about. She’s amazing, even if I predict her one day being super fat, we don’t have to worry about that here and now…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katia Ivanova for Page 3 of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about glamour model who probably doesn’t deserve to be a Glamour model even though any girl with tits they are willing to show off in pictures deserves to be a glamour model…..is that she can take a good beating for her prostitution….You know date a 70 year old billionaire in the Rolling Stones, take a few punches to the face (if that even happened), press charges, take a cash settlement, and go back to your insignificant whore life, this time in topless pictures instead of topless backstage at concerts…… She’s a new age, opportunist hooker, and life is way better than it was back in Russia.

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