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Joan Rivers Defends Israel – “The Dead [Palestinians] Have Really Low IQ’s”

SMH…do you agree with her views? Via Business Insider : American actress and comedian Joan Rivers, who in recent weeks has been defending Israel’s Operation Protective Edge in interviews, said in defense of her earlier pro-Israel rants that she didn’t want to hear about civilian casualties in Gaza, because “they started it.” Rivers, who said last month that “you cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves,” said this week that “you’re dead, you deserve to be be dead. Don’t you dare make me feel bad about that” on camera to a TMZ reporter who told her almost 2,000 Palestinians have been killed in the past month. (Israel says 750-1,000 of the dead are Hamas gunmen.) The reporter, who spoke to Rivers at LAX airport earlier this week about her previous remarks, received another rant in response — more controversial than the last. “Oh my God! Tell that to the people in Hiroshima,” Rivers said with dramatic flair when confronted with the Gaza death toll. “Good. Good. Ask Colin Powell. When you declare war, you declare war. They started it. We now don’t count who’s dead. You’re dead, you deserve to be dead. You started it. You started it. Don’t you dare make me feel bad about that,” she said. She added, “They were told to get out. They didn’t get out. You don’t get out, you are an idiot. At least the ones that were killed were the ones with very low I.Q.s.” Gaza’s Hamas government were “terrorists,” Rivers said, and were elected by a “lot of very stupid people.” She said: “You can’t get rid of Hamas, you have to say you do not recognize them, they are terrorists.” Of course the geriatric shock comedienne later back-tracked… In a statement released Thursday regarding her exchange with the reporter, Rivers said her words had been “totally taken out of context.” She clarified, “What I said and stand behind is, war is hell and unfortunately civilians are victims of political conflicts. We, the United States, certainly know this as 69 years later we still feel the guilt of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.” “Along with every other sane person in this world, I am praying for peace,” she said. Uh huh. She had to backtrack after all that backlash, but we’re sure she meant what she said. What do you think of her comments?

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Joan Rivers Calls Michelle Obama A “Tranny” At this point in Joan River’s career, we’re not really surprised by much that comes out of her mouth considering…

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Joan Rivers Calls Obama The First Gay President And Says Michelle Obama Is a Tranny [VIDEO]

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Either the 81-year-old queen of plastic surgery, Joan Rivers, is on some serious drugs or she has officially lost her mind.   While in New…

Joan Rivers Calls Obama The First Gay President And Says Michelle Obama Is a Tranny [VIDEO]

Dog Fetches Mail, Ends Decades-Long Feud Between Species

Take note, Justin Bieber and Drake Bell . Observe carefully, Joan Rivers and Kim Kardashian . If a dog and a mailman can get along, there’s hope for all of you yet. Indeed, the following footage features the world’s greatest owner giving his canine a very simple command… and then sitting back while the dog sprints over to his long-time rival, a postal worker, and calmly retrieves the man’s mail. Can’t we all just get along? Yes, folks. Sometimes we can. Dog Fetches Mail Who is more impressive, this magazine-fetching friend… or this diaper-changing dog ? Ponder. Discuss. Debate. And click through other examples of totally cute canines now: 14 Photos of Dogs Acting as Man’s Most Frustrating Friend 1. Muddy Buddy This is why most owners keep their dogs on a leash. And this is why most dogs do not want to be on a leash.

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Joan Rivers Accuses Miley Cyrus of Incest, Calls Lena Dunham Fat

In writing her new memoir, Diary of a Mad Diva , Joan Rivers’ goal was apparently to offend every man, woman, and child in Hollywood. The book hasn’t even been released yet and Joan has already very nearly made that intention a reality. In case you missed it, previously leaked excerpts reveal that Rivers claims Kim Kardashian had sex with millions of men  and Kanye West can’t read. She also said that Kristen Stewart slept her way to the top and Pharrell Williams is an “a–hole.” Believe it or not, the legendary insult comic may have actually outdone herself with her comments about Miley Cyrus and Girls star/creator, Lena Dunham: In a passage printed by The New York Daily News , Rivers blasts Dunham for her frequent nudity on the HBO series, writing that if she’s free to put her “fat ass on display,” then why isn’t she “free enough to have a f–king salad once in a while?” She adds that if she’s forced to see Dunham’s “ass, boobs or tattoos” again, she wants HBO charged with crimes against humanity. As for Miley, the Daily News reports that Rivers claims the singer lost her virginity to a famlily member. She also says that Miley’s favorite holiday is Halloween, as she’s free to walk the streets and yell, “Trick!” a suggestion that Cyrus engages in prostitution. The newspaper also quotes Rivers as saying that Jennifer Aniston “has dated, and been cheated on and dumped” by every man in Hollywood and Renee Zellwegger’s “face is pulled so tight she could whisper in her own ear.” The News says Rivers’ shots at Taylor Swift, Adele, Anne Hathaway and Madonna are so vicious that they’re “unprintable.” 15 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming 1. Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a “dumbass.”

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Kevin Hart to Mike Epps: Go Kill Yourself!

Thanks to the success of Ride Along, Kevin Hart is officially on the A-List. But there’s at least one person who doesn’t think he belongs there. Appearing on a Dallas radio show this week, Mike Epps was asked to name an overrated comedian. “Kevin Hart,” replied Epps. “In this business, sometimes marketing can be bigger than talent. This business is not about being funny, it’s about being forced on people.” It’s safe to say Hart didn’t take well to this critique. Here’s a summary of what he wrote to Epps on Twitter in response to the diss: Just heard @TheRealMikeEpps called me “Overrated” on the radio this AM! I missed it bcuz I was on set “WORKING”do u remember what that is? Hey @TheRealMikeEpps why don’t you do us all a favor and Kill your god damn self….Didn’t you learn ur lesson from fucking with me last x. Don’t talk 2 me until u start selling out ARENA’S @TheRealMikeEpps if ur shows aren’t sellin & u need sum help maybe I will send out a TWEET. Oh one more thing @TheRealMikeEpps if you keep talking crazy I will book shows the same day as you in the same cities and shut yo shit down. That’s called FLEXIN @TheRealMikeEpps ….I’m going to go take my OVERRATED ass back to WORK now, MY WORK HERE IS DONE BOOOOOOM!!!! Well… okay then. Note to selves: Do NOT anger Kevin Hart. 14 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming Open Slideshow 1. Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a “dumbass.” View As List 1. Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a “dumbass.” 2. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest “douche” in Hollywood. Lovato’s fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up. 3. Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton Lady Gaga has accused Perez of stalking her. Perez has slammed the singer for thinking she’s the Queen of Twitter. Ugly stuff, people. 4. Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers So much for Khloe’s appearance on E!’s Fashion Police. The reality star snubbed the talk show host after Rivers mocked Kim Kardashian Superstar. 5. Selena Gomez vs. Lorde Lorde doesn’t think Selena represents feminists very well. When you’re ready come and get it? Come on, Lorde says! 6. Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber Drake Bell slams Justin Bieber at every opportunity. He even wants the singer deported to Canada! 7. Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton Carol Alt does not see what the “hullabaloo” is around Kate Upton. We question her hindsight. 8. David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin David Letter had a lot of fun at Bristol Palin’s expense when the teenager was pregnant. Some thought he crossed a line. 9. Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West These two have sort of buried the hatred hatchet. But Kanye and Kimmel went at it over Twitter after the latter mocked the former. 10. Sinead O’Connor vs. Miley Cyrus Yes, Sinead O’Connor is still around. And her feud with Miley Cyrus actually ignited some interesting points about mental health. 11. Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell It started in 2009 when Trump referred to O’Donnell as a “pig.” She then slammed his failed marriages. Juicy stuff all around. 12. Chris Brown vs. Law Okay, maybe this feud isn’t so unexpected. 13. Naya Rivera vs. Lea Michele Glee stars Naya Rivera and Lea Michele are reportedly beefing. 14. Mike Epps vs. Kevin Hart On a radio show, Mike Epps referred to Kevin Hart as “overrated.” Hart then told Epps to kill himself.

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I Wanna Marry Harry: First, Amazing Look!

On May 27, Fox will either take the reality TV genre to new heights or new depths, depending on your perspective. The network has released an extended trailer for I Wanna Marry Harry, which is a complete knock-off of The Bachelor , with one small exception: The 12 women vying for the star’s heart all believe him to be Prince Harry. Yes, THE Prince Harry . I Wanna Marry Harry Promo Harry (the real one) just split from Cressida Bonas, which of course means nothing to the girls believing this actor is the prince, but is still amazingly timed. In the above trailer, we meet each suitor (one is actually studying cellular biology), along with Kingsley the Butler and, of course, Matt Hicks, the Harry lookalike running the long con. Will this fairytale journey ends in tears or triumph? Watch above and try to decide whether the Apocalypse is nigh or not … although by today’s reality show standards, even this has a lot to live up to. Elsewhere, TV Guide Channel is coming out with a New Kids on the Block reality show . So, in other words, we need to seriously update the following gallery. 13 Reality Shows That Have Actually Existed Open Slideshow 1. Sex Box Sex Box is actually a show. It will air on WEtv and it will feature couples having sex. In a box. View As List

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Kate Upton Cosmopolitan Cover: Damn, Girl!

Kate Upton shows off her famous curves on the cover of Cosmopolitan Australia’s June 2014 issue … and wow. The editors summed it up best in bold below: Damn, girl! Kate, as always, is downright dreamy in a tight pink dress that not only flaunts her killer figure but accentuates her sweet, sultry look as she smiles and plays with her luscious locks. Check, please? Kate also covers the new Vogue UK issue this month, continuing what can best be described as a worldwide takeover for the voluptuous blonde stunner. Not that she’s at all unworthy of such a global conquest, having taken the world by storm since her 2011 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue rookie debut. It’s hard to believe she’s only 21, isn’t it? 18 Stars You Won’t Believe Are the Same Age Open Slideshow 1. Kate Upton and Selena Gomez Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other. View As List 1. Kate Upton and Selena Gomez Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other. 2. Jon Hamm and Jared Leto Mad Men’s Jon Hamm and Dallas Buyer’s Club’s Jared Leto are both 42. Maybe it’s the long hair that keeps Leto looking so Jordan Catalono-like. 3. Robin Wright and Halle Berry Robin Wright and Halle Berry are both 47 years old. Halle just gave birth to her second child while Robin’s are grown and flown. 4. Andrew Lincoln and Jim Parsons Also joining the 40 club are Andrew Lincoln and The Big Bang Theory’s Jim Parsons. Looks like killing zombies has added some years to Lincoln. 5. Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green It’s hard to believe it, but Leonardi DiCaprio and Seth Green are both 40 years old. Does Seth Green look 40 to you? 6. Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson were born in 1990. In addition to a birth year, they share a love of Dior. 7. Kim Novak and Joan Rivers Kim Novak and Joan Rivers were both born in 1933. One of them clearly aged more gracefully…with the help of a better plastic surgeon. 8. Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe are 1) poetic and 2) 50 years old. But you couldn’t tell it by these photos. 9. Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson, both known for their bodies and reality TV star power, are both 33! Incredible! With Kate, one gets the sense she’s an icon in the making. In Vogue UK , Kate Upton was asked about comparisons to ’50s sex symbol Marilyn Monroe, to whom Kate was likened after donning a retro-era swimsuit. “I always thought Marilyn was so beautiful and iconic. It was amazing to even be mentioned in the same sentence as her,” says the model and actress. But it was a different time: “I feel like nowadays it’s easy to be genuine and show your personality, whereas I don’t think Marilyn ever had that opportunity,” “And clearly she had a dark side, and I don’t have that.” Just a hot side … and the cleavage doesn’t hurt. 14 Celebrities with Really, Really Big Boobs Open Slideshow 1. Christina Hendricks Mad Men? We’re mad about the knockers on Christina Hendricks! View As List 1. Christina Hendricks Mad Men? We’re mad about the knockers on Christina Hendricks! 2. Kim Kardashian She’s more known for her backside, but Kim Kardashian also enjoys showing off a massive rack. 3. Britney Spears She hides them more often nowadays. But Britney Spears was once all about her breasts. 4. Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski will star in Gone Girl. In related, we’ll be seeing Gone Girl. 5. Kelly Brook Kelly Brook isn’t known for much. But she has A LOT to be proud of. 6. Kendra Wilkinson Hugh Hefner has touched Kendra Wilkinson’s big breasts. Sort of puts a damper on them. 7. Heidi Klum Holy, Heidi Klum! This is our favorite dress in the history of dresses. 8. Jessica Simpson A montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You are welcom, fellas. 9. Kate Upton Oh, Kate Upton. We’ve never been so jealous of an ice pop in our entire lives. 10. Aubrey O’Day Aubrey O’Day can’t sing too well. But she gives good cleavage. 11. Gemma Atkinson Gemma Atkinson is British. She makes us want to book the first flight overseas that we can find! 12. Sofia Vergara We can actually see Sofia Vergara’s boobs in this photo. Settle down, guys. 13. Heidi Montag These breasts are VERY fake. But at least Heidi Montag got her money’s worth. 14. Naya Rivera Naya Rivera does not have small boobs. This is made clear in this bikini photo of the star.

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11 Celebrity Nose Jobs You Have to See to Believe

Nose jobs in Hollywood are like Starbucks everywhere else. Everywhere you turn, you see one. Or at least that’s how it seems. For some celebrities, nose jobs are no big deal. For others, like Dirty Dancing’ ​s Jennifer Grey, they’re career enders. (Nobody shoulda put Baby on an O.R. table!) And then there are those for whom nose jobs are gateway surgeries to never being able to recognize the nose-owner’s face and body again. Celebs like Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers are as famous for their plastic surgery love as they are for anything else. But then there are some famous faces whose work is so subtle you might wonder if it’s camera trickery or photoshop!  Here are 11 celebrity nose jobs you have to see! 11 Celebrity Nose Jobs You Won’t Believe Open Slideshow 1. Alexis Bellino Alexis Bellino, formerly a member of The Real Housewives of Orange County, can’t hide the fact that she had a nose job. Her “sinus surgery” was part of Season 7. View As List 1. Alexis Bellino Alexis Bellino, formerly a member of The Real Housewives of Orange County, can’t hide the fact that she had a nose job. Her “sinus surgery” was part of Season 7. 2. Michael Jackson Michael Jackson’s nose job is the most dramatic on the list. He might have blamed his skin lightening on a genetic condition, but there’s no denying his nose came from a knife. 3. Ashlee Simpson Ashlee Simpson’s nose job was quite dramatic! It changed the entire look of her face! Wonder how her nose job affected her voice? 4. Jennifer Grey Nobody puts Baby in a movie anymore! Jennifer Grey’s nose change altered her looks so completely that the Dirty Dancing star couldn’t book jobs anymore. 5. Heidi Montag Heidi Montag is another reality star who can’t hide her love of plastic surgery. Montag once underwent 10 procedures in one day, ruining everything people liked about her. 6. Tom Cruise Tom Cruise had a nose job early on in his career. Oddly enough he waited until he was in his 40s for braces. Rumor has it Katie Holmes also had a nose job so maybe that’s what Suri will get for her Sweet Sixteen. 7. Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston had a nose job to shed her father’s schnoz. It happened early enough in her career that her new nose is the only nose we know. 8. Jennifer Lopez There’s a tiny chance that Jennifer Lopez’ nose job is actually the result of makeup contouring. She was beautiful before and she’s still beautiful now. 9. Joan Rivers OF COURSE JOAN RIVERS HAD A NOSE JOB! She probably had a dozen of them. 10. Megan Fox Maybe Megan Fox just grew into her nose? And her boobs? Nah, she probably bought them both. But hey, she learned the dangers of tanning! 11. Tyra Banks Tyra Banks, cover model, TOP model, talk show host, and beautiful woman, got there with the help of a little cosmetic surgery.

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Beyonce Photoshopped Skinny Playing Golf of the Day

Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me… I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day… But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone.. Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb… Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face… I’m easy.

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