See, for anybody out there wondering, this is why I love hot nobodies so much. Because not only do they do “yoga” workouts in the park in bikinis, but they also make sure to invite the paparazzi along to capture every glorious, booty-filled minute of it. So here’s Lisa Opie , who I’m pretty sure is some kind of busty model/former pageant winner, but if she keeps this routine up for much longer, she’ll be able to add “the Tuna’s new favorite workout hottie” to that resume of hers. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Miley Cyrus has invoked many reactions via her Video Music Awards performance . The mother of Robin Thicke is confused . Rihanna and One Direction are unimpressed . But Hank and Marie Schrader of AMC’s Breaking Bad ? They are simply speechless. She’s doing WHAT with a foam finger? The giant teddy bears are on stage… WHY? There are many questions to ask as a result of this routine, but one thing is certain: The Internet user who created this mash-up deserves a cold pint of Schraderbrau. Breaking Bad Characters: Disgusted by Miley Cyrus
Tis the fucking Season to get your wife, love, girl you have a crus on at the coffee shop, a suggestive gift to make her feel sexy, have sex with you, or just get creeped the fuck out by you, but hopefully won’t report you to the authorities, because you like that coffee shop…and it’s part of your routine…..and Kelly Brook, opportunist, who figured out at her young age that Tits get hits…and shit’s worked out pretty nicely for her…life lesson to all the busty girls out there…. She’s promoting her lingerie…the best way she can…cuz tits get hits..and make for a Good fucking time that I am willing to endorse…
We’re down to six on America’s Got Talent , as the NBC hit reformatted its concluding rounds this year. Which act stood out? Which do we think could be remaining on the finale? Read on for a rundown of the latest moves, shakes, notes, impressions and grades… Andrew De Leon – Andrew seemed destined to make it to the semifinals even with his inexperience because of that underdog sob story. There seems to be a disconnect between his falsetto with his lower notes and he continues to lack any charisma whatsoever. He still was a strong opening to the show and hit his high note correctly. Grade: B Todd Oliver – After a second chance, I continue to question Todd’s material. The stage was “The Todd Oliver Show,” and while the Prince Harry joke was topical, I felt as though some of the jokes sounded familiar. The dog-based quips can only go so far for me and I’ve hit my threshold. Grade: B- Donovan & Rebecca – After a great shoulder balancing, Rebecca showed both agility and grace as she spun around. They did the right thing to go with more enthusiastic music and one has to point out that Rebecca is doing all the lifts in heels which throw off a person’s center of gravity. I also appreciated that they did the neck lift which didn’t seem to work as cleanly as it did on Britain’s Got Talent Grade: A- Edon – It seems like Edon’s voice seems to be going through a bit of a shift since we first saw him. He decided to perform a slow version ” What Makes You Beautiful ” and he should be credited for attempting a different arrangement. Some of his higher notes were screechier than he used to be, considering that “Titanium” can sound like someone’s killing a cat. Notice that he had to go low at the end to make the vocals a bit stronger. If anything, the song was age appropriate. Grade: B+ The Scott Brothers – After going for a “fun” spirit, the brothers decided to be technical and dedicated their performance to their mother. The two decided to go for a mannequin based routine. Conceptually, the piece looked great though there were color blending issues where they would meld with the background. They were technically sharp and the tempo changing near the end of the routine worked well. I preferred the comedy, but it was still strong. Grade: B Eric Diddleman – Diddleman decided to aim for Howard this week as he made Howard color his self-portrait from the auditions. The colors were painted in as Howard botched his coloring because Howard accidentally made the goatee the same color as the devil horns, but the rest of the act worked well. The circle/triangle act made no sense to me but it was a good waste of time. Grade: B+ Turf – Turf’s goal this week was to be more dance-friendly. The contortions of his mouth worked perfectly as he contorted faster than he ever did. The increased speed made his contortions feel dance-like. His glides were a time waster, but flip into contortion was amazing. Turf has continued to perform better each time. Grade: B+ Bria Kelly – Our country music YouTube struggler was tense as she practiced this week. She decided to choose Pink’s “F-ing Perfect.” The song has a strong narrative, which matches the country aspect, but she didn’t match the spirit of the song. I didn’t notice during her original performance that she had an insane vibrato. The key change was a smart move as was the high note at the end. It wasn’t the best, but it was better than her last performance. Grade: C+ Joe Castillo – Our beret wearing artist needed to fit an epic story in 90 seconds and immediately created a very hippie message of peace. His profiles of people are great and whoever was in charge of coloring did a great job. The act felt even shorter than 90 seconds because of how much time he spent on single images. Grade: B+ William Close – William and his earth harp collective had four new instruments and his wife on stage with him basically as a human-violin of sorts. The performance must be a joy to watch in person because there was so much happening. The vocals could have been better, but in an odd way the flaws work with the organic sounding instruments. One didn’t even notice the fact that the drummers were doing ballet. Grade: A- Tom Cotter – Tom decided to provide “comedy on demand” and Howie picked College. Not only did he get a Diddleman joke through, he had some great drug/sex jokes. His material was edgy and pushed boundaries which were perfect for what he needed. It’s a difficult road to choose a comedian, but he has a wonderful shot to win. Grade: A Academy of Villains – The academy took a risk and one of the dancers broke her kneecap during practice forcing the group to readjust all their choreography. The speed of the routine was unexpected; their use of dubstep made sense. Some of the transitions between formations could use some help. I liked that they slowed down to “Secrets” and appreciated the doorways they used. While I’m still not a huge fan of mimes, the performance was fun. Grade: A- Only three acts can make it through and my personal choices are Tom Cotter, Diddleman and William Close. Academy of Villains did a great job and going last may leave a lasting impression, but they will probably split their votes with Turf and The Scott Brothers.
Has your Olympic fever broken yet? As long as we’ve got sights like Ukranian synchronized swimmers Daria Iushko and Kseniya Sydorenko planting a smooch on each others’ lips (which, apparently, was not part of their routine and is not common in Ukraine , confusing judges and stirring up all sorts of speculation about the girls’ relationship) we’ll continue to burn up…in our pants, of course. Speaking of Olympic heat, we’re near the end of Mr. Skin’s Inaugural Skinlympics , and this is your last chance to vote on your favorite nude athletes and WIN an iPad and other awesome prizes. So don’t delay- VOTE NOW!
We think that Karina Smirnoff is pretty cool as well as being incredibly hot as she has a surname that is after the vodka brand and here she is wearing a sexy bikini showing off her toned body while rehearsing for her routine for Dancing With The Stars getting pretty close with her partner in this video clip. Continue reading →
Seacrest will make $15 million a year through 2014 season. By Gil Kaufman Ryan Seacrest Photo: Getty Images Ryan Seacrest learned many lessons at the foot of his late mentor, Dick Clark . One of them appears to be: Don’t rock the boat. Especially if it’s a eight-figure million luxury yacht. That’s the long way of saying that Seacrest has inked a two-year deal to stay with “American Idol” for a reported cool $15 million a year. “For the last 11 seasons, I’ve had the privilege to be a part of one of television’s most iconic shows. It’s been a wild ride, and I’m excited for my journey with ‘American Idol to continue,” Seacrest said in a statement. “The legions of fans, amazingly talented contestants, judges, and producers, along with the hard working ‘Idol’ crew, impress me every time we go on air and make hosting the show a dream job.” Seacrest has hosted the show since its launch in 2002 and though the judging panel has undergone a series of overhauls over the past four seasons, the genial entrepreneur has been the one constant in the mix. “Ryan is one of a kind,” said Mike Darnell, President of Alternative Entertainment at Fox. “His ability to engage the viewers, keep the contestants at ease during intense moments and adapt to any situation, especially during the live shows, solidifies him as the absolute best in the business. He is an integral part of why ‘American Idol’ is a true phenomenon, and we can’t imagine doing this show without him.” Of course, Seacrest has multiple irons in the fire besides his “Idol” gig, from the various Kardashian-related shows on the E! network, to his hosting and producing gig on “E! News,” red carpet awards show coverage, morning radio show and an upcoming pact to launch his own entertainment cable channel this summer called AXS TV . He’s also finishing up a deal with NBCUniversal that will include a gig as part of this summer’s Olympics coverage. Related Photos Most Shocking ‘American Idol’ Exits
Gladys Knight earned the lowest scores on Motown night, while Jaleel White and Jenkins each earned a pair of 10s. By Kelley L. Carter Derek Hough and Maria Menounos Photo: ABC Monday night’s telecast of “Dancing With the Stars” opened with R&B legend Smokey Robinson crooning his Motown hit “Tears of a Clown.” Then Martha Reeves came in singing her hit with the Vandellas “Dancing in the Streets.” Then came the (current lineup of the) Temptations singing their classic hit “Get Ready.” And Motown founder Berry Gordy was in the audience, to boot. It was the perfect way to intro Motown night — this week’s theme — for the popular ABC dance reality competition. This week’s scores included bonus points for a group cha-cha dance marathon. At the top of the pack this week were Katherine Jenkins and Mark Ballas. The opera singer once again impressed judges with her moves. She and Ballas danced to the Temptations’ “I Can’t Get Next to You,” and the judges thought she continued to deliver. Her prize? She earned a pair of 10s in her initial score for an almost perfect score. “Tonight, girlfriend, you let it loose. That was amazing!” judge Carrie Ann Inaba said. 29/30 + 10 = 39. Here’s how the others fared: Jaleel White and Kym Johnson The former child actor jumped right back near the top of the leaderboard. He danced the cha-cha to “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg,” and the judges found his movements to be sharp and filled with attitude “You’re back!” head judge Len Goodman told him. He also was rewarded with a pair of 10s from the judges. 29/30 + 8 = 37 William Levy and Cheryl Burke The Latin soap opera star danced the rumba, and judges loved the steam that came from the pair. Their ending was over-the-top sexual (they were laid out on top of one another on the dance floor), and the judges — and the live audience, gauging from the screams and hooting and hollering — enjoyed it thoroughly. “William! Absolute and utter filth. And I loved every minute of it!” judge Bruno Tonioli said. “On behalf of all of the women out there, I thank you,” Inaba said. Goodman thought it was a bit on the raunchy side. 27/30 + 9 = 36 Donald Driver and Peta Murgatroyd The football star danced the foxtrot to a Temptations track, and the judges were impressed by his showmanship. “Donald, you are a showman! Confidence! Power! Your performances get better and better. You should be in the theater,” Tonioli said. 27/30 + 7 = 34 Melissa Gilbert and Maks Chmerkovskiy The actress danced the Viennese waltz to Robinson’s lush hit “Ooo Baby, Baby,” and judges thought her lines were beautiful. “I see poetry starting to happen in your movements. I see the artistry there,” Inaba told her. 24/30 + 6= 30. Maria Menounos and Derek Hough The TV journalist danced the foxtrot to a Reeves’ hit, and even though she made a few missteps, judges thought she pulled it off quite nicely. “You lost your footing, but you caught up quite brilliantly,” Tonioli told her. 26/30 + 4 = 30. Roshon Fegan and Chelsie Hightower The Disney star danced to a Robinson hit, and the judges thought his moves were more suitable for a hip-hop dance — his specialty — than the ballroom. Goodman said that the execution of his routine was “clipped and jerky.” “In general, I thought your moments were a bit over-exaggerated tonight and it made it hard for me to watch,” Inaba said. 23/50 + 5= 28. Gladys Knight and Tristan McManus The soul legend took the stage first — kind of fitting, considering she recorded with the Detroit label — and she performed the rumba. Judges thought her routine was passionate and said her star quality was undeniable. They thought her rumba should have been a bit steamier and noted how she lost it a bit at the end. “You’re not the best dancer, but I’ll tell you what you are … Gladys, you are the most charismatic dancer, I’m telling you. It is so appealing,” head judge Len Goodman said. “It’s just easy like Sunday morning!” 21/30 + 3 = 24.
After her jive, tennis superstar is first to get the boot from season 14. By Kelley L. Carter Martina Navratilova on “Dancing with the Stars” Photo: ABC One down, 11 more to go. There wasn’t much shock on Tuesday night’s “Dancing With the Stars” elimination show. No one wanted to be the first celebrity sent packing, and after the first nine couples were told they were safe, it came down to an unsurprising pair of duos: Landing in the bottom two were tennis superstar Martina Navratilova and her professional partner Tony Dovolani and pop singer Gavin DeGraw and his partner Karina Smirnoff. Before it was revealed who would be going home during the first elimination show of the series’ 14th season, the tennis pro said that much like when she had a bad tennis match, she was hoping that she could come back next week a victor. Turns out, she won’t have the chance. In her Monday night performance of the jive, she messed up from the onslaught of her routine, and her score suffered for it. “That was sad because I love your approach to the routine,” judge Carrie Ann Inaba told her. Head judge Len Goodman said during the first week of the show that he thought Navratilova was elegant and refined, but didn’t think her foxtrot from that first performance was “too careful.” The 55-year-old’s poor performance landed her at the bottom of the leaderboard. “It was an amazing experience. I wish it had lasted longer. I gave it everything I had, I just blew it yesterday. I wish everybody great luck,” Navratilova said after being told she was going home.
Holy downward dog! We know that it’s been a while, but now that we’re in the midst of New Year’s Resolution season, how about you resolve to increase your forearm strength and wrist flexibility with the ladies of Steamy Hot Yoga ? Not since the likes of Aerobicise (aka 20 Minute Workout ) has there been a workout program so plainly aimed at the prurient male viewer. And these scantily-clad, supremely flexible ladies are clearly aware of their erotic appeal, considering they sell nude versions of their yoga workouts for six bucks a pop. But even the non-nude version of their routine is enough to get some major chi emanating from your sacral chakra , as the 13 million people who have viewed their promotional video on YouTube can attest… See the video after the jump!
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