She owns every season of The Simple Life on DVD. And has never stopped watching it. She has a shrine built to Camron’s infamous all-pink alphet. Which she created 12 years ago. She wears baby pink with beat-up Timbs and designer monograms with a fake gold tooth cap. She’s a yung Barbie, and she’s WAY… Read more »
In a word? OOPS! Following the apparent death of Brian on Family Guy a few weeks ago, one dedicated nut job fan mourned the late canine in the only way he saw appropriate: via a tattoo of the dog along with the simple letters “RIP.” Of course, there’s just one problem: Brian was resurrected on Family Guy Season 12 Episode 8 , which aired this past Sunday and which featured Stewie going back in time to bring back his deceased pal. Hmmm… we can think of one other person who wishes he had a time machine right about now. Note to this dude: you can watch Family Guy online at TV Fanatic and laugh your way through the tears of this tattoo decision.
I know Halle Berry plays the black card as hard as she can, because it’s an easy strategy to get herself Oscars, you know how affirmative action works. But the simple fact is that the Hollywood Execs created her, because of affirmative action. She was accessible and had the same white upbringing as them, so that they understood each other. Now sure, she could have been tried as a slave in the 1800s, because half of her genetics are black, but her mom might as well been raped backstage at a concert to make these tits happen, cuz Halle Berry grew up in white schools, likely met her dad a handful of times. So when yo see her act and talk all gully and out of the projects….she’s acting. Actors are all fucking lies. What isn’t a lie is her rockin’ set of tits. Old, Mom, whatever, it is, them mixed raced genes are mixed some kind of properly….cuz she’s lookin’ damn good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Do you remember Nicole Richie? I know she barely matters…but many years ago I hung out with Nicole Richie and she fucking hated me….it was back when she had just had her gastric bipass, after her Simple Life TV Show, Since then, she has blocked me on her social media and a lasting friendship with an unwanted adopted by a rich guy drug addict pig with a bad attitude cuz she always felt inadequate about not being wanted by her own mom thing….wasn’t formed…. But that doesn’t mean we can’t stare at her hard nipple implants, it is what she wants us to do, cuz if you remember her fat years, her tits weren’t even this big, or this round, if anything they were some uneven fucking mess… I am glad that she’s spent some of her fake daddy’s money on sorting that out…and I support that….even if it is the only decent thing she’s ever done…..you know being a pile of shit and all…. I know – her implants are nothing new…but her hard nipples in a black shirt are….and here’s the pic of the monkey faced troll rockin’ em…
There may not be a ring on her finger, but there’s a child in her womb and that’s all it takes for Kim Kardashian : The reality star is apparently a part of Kanye West’s family. At least according to the rapper’s Twitter account, as he just posted a photo of himself, Beyonce, Jay-Z and Kardashian along with the simple headline of “FAM.” See for yourself: West and Jay-Z have been close for years, of course, collaborating on a top-selling album and touring the world. There have been rumors, meanwhile, that Beyonce hates Kardashian , but did you hear about that Kim Kardashian baby news? These two may be forced to be friends now. And Blue Ivy may soon have a new play partner.
I get SO MUCH fucking hate about this Kate Upton pig….because I call her fat, or a fat chick in training, because the simple fact that all busty girls at 18, have guts that catch up eventually, no matter how hard they try, cuz being DD and thin at 18 doesn’t last….and struggling with food as her metabolism slows down….becomes the fucking reality… Well, I think this pic proves that the proof is in the pudding, the same pudding Kate Upton’s been eating too much of… Amazing how good I am at calling these things..
A simple E-F-E-F bass line progression is all it took to make a generation of moviegoers scared spitless to swim in the ocean. With Steven Spielberg’s classic 1975 beach emptier Jaws set for Blu-ray release on Tuesday, composer John Williams talks about the simple-but-oh-so-effective theme he created for the film’s voracious Great White shark in an interview with John Burlingame. According to the interview, the first and only music Williams played for Spielberg prior to the recording sessions was what would eventually become known as the Jaws theme that Williams says was “so simple, insistent and driving, that it seems unstoppable, like the attack of the shark.” Spielberg was not sold at first. “I played him the simple little E-F-E-F bass line that we all know on the piano,” and Spielberg laughed at first. But, Williams explains: “I just began playing around with simple motifs that could be distributed in the orchestra, and settled on what I thought was the most powerful thing, which is to say the simplest. Like most ideas, they’re often the most compelling.” Spielberg’s response, according to the composer who is also known for his indelible scores for the Star Wars films, Raiders of the Lost Ark , and Close Encounters of the Third Kind , among other landmark films was: “Let’s try it.” Burlingame writes that Williams spent two months writing more than 50 minutes of music for Jaws . They recorded in early March 1975 with a 73-piece orchestra. “It was a lot of fun, like a great big playground,” Williams says. “We had a really good time, and Steven loved it.” Spielberg even lent his less-than-masterful clarinet playing — shades of Woody Allen worship, perhaps? — to the soundtrack for a scene early in Jaws when a high-school band plays Sousa during a parade. Burlingame notes that “Williams needed to record a terrible-sounding rendition with his orchestra, which included many of the finest musicians in Hollywood.” Or as Williams puts it: “It’s very difficult to ask these great musicians to play badly.” So, Spielberg, who’d played clarinet in a high-school band, joined the orchestra on that number. “He added just the right amateur quality to the piece. A few measures still survive in the movie,” says Williams, who is probably one of the few people in the movie industry who could say Spielberg sucks at the clarinet and still manage to work in the business. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Unfortunately…I saw the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie Awards…that were as interesting as an hour long commercial for every movie made last year targeted at 16 year olds could be. Russell Brand wasn’t funny….if anything he was annoying and people in the audience…even the people paid to be in the audience didn’t even laugh as his miserable jokes… The highlight of the first 5 minutes of the MTV Movie awards….were when Mila Kunis walked out, someone yelled at her, probably that she looks fucking fat as shit, all bloated as fuck….only to have Marky Mark and the funky bunch, who thinks he is a tough guy cuz he trains for shitty movies where he plays a boxer….to step up and threaten him….in what was not even dramatic enough to be interesting, unless you are like me, and wish you had he opportunity to heckle Mila Kunis…ideally with my genitals and her mouth…cuz fat or not…I’d still celebrate National Donut Day, 3 days late, only clit.
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