When you think about it, Lindsay Lohan and Kris Jenner have a lot in common. They’re both famous for no real reason, and the general public can’t seem to turn away from their lives, despite the fact that no one really likes either of them. So maybe LiLo and Kris got together in Paris last week so that they could try and figure out why anybody gives a crap about them. Or maybe they just got loaded and talked about how awesome they are. Yeah, probably the latter. That’s Linds, Kris, and someone who appears to be a drag queen inspired by blonde Kim Kardashian . Like the rest of the celebrity world, they were all in Paris for Fashion Week, and it seems Linds and Kris are closer than any of us realized. Lohan posted the above pic to Instagram with a caption reading, “Family time.” Yes, Lindsay Lohan considers herself a Kardashian. Let that sink in, and then try to find the will to go on living. It’s a fun challenge! Lindsay was almost imprisoned last month for failing to complete 125 hours of court-ordered community service, so maybe someone told her hanging out with Kris Jenner qualifies? It’s an understandable mistake. We’ve all felt pity for Kris while watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but unfortunately for Linds, there’s only one charity case in this pic, and her name starts with “L” and ends with “-indsay Lohan.” 19 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth View Photo This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best? 2. Lindsay Lohan: Gun Show View Photo Linds did a photo shoot and posed while pointing a gun at her mouth. Nice! 3. Lindsay Lohan: Knife Fight View Photo The infamous Lindsay Lohan-Vanessa Minnillo knife pic. What a classic moment. These two clearly wanna make out and maybe stab each other. 4. Lindsay Lohan Through the Years View Photo This about says it all. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Lindsay Lohan Mugshots View Photo Lindsay’s 2010 mugshot is a classic. So is the 2011 one, and the 2012 one, and …. 6. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine View Photo It’s not good for you. 7. Lindsay Lohan: Bloody Soaked View Photo Tyler Shields photographed Linds all covered in blood. What is it with this girl and knives? 8. Lindsay Lohan: Lip Service View Photo Lindsay’s lips were looking a tad too pouty. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Lindsay Lohan: Court Style View Photo For one of her court appearances, Lindsay’s makeup was a bit out of control. 10. Lindsay Lohan: Train Wreck View Photo Worth a thousand words. 11. Lindsay Lohan: Gettin’ Freaky View Photo Lindsay lets out a scream with her pal Freddy Kruger. 12. Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose? View Photo Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn’t be surprised. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Lindsay Lohan: Threesome View Photo Lindsay took a sexy shot with two friends. Threesome? We wouldn’t put it past her… 14. Lindsay Lohan: Smashed View Photo Oh, how could we forget this infamous photo of Linds passed out in a car? 15. Lindsay Lohan: Wasted! View Photo Seriously. How wasted can one human being be? In court no less?! 16. Lindsay Lohan: Strike A Pose? View Photo Lindsay tried to strike a sultry pose but ended up looking unrecognizable. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Lindsay Lohan: Ankle Monitor Bikini Shot View Photo Lindsay Lohan’s ankle monitor makes for a really hot accessory. 18. Lindsay Lohan: Wardrobe Malfunction View Photo Lindsay had a bit of a wacky wardrobe malfunction moment while shooting Liz & Dick. 19. Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Photo View Photo Lindsay Lohan flashes some side boob in Ibiza. The sad part is, she probably still thinks she looks really good. The End. Up Next: ” 19 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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