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Damn, Earl: DMX Is Headed Back To The Whoscow For Failing Drug Tests, Probation Violation

Image via Splash DMX Going To Prison For Probation Violation Earl Simmons just can’t get right. According to TMZ the brotha known professionally as DMX is going back to prison for violating his probation with several failed drug tests. X had voluntarily checked himself into rehab while out on bail in his tax evasion case. Guess that didn’t stick. This video of a excitedly rambling X holding a church service inside a St. Louis airport was evidence enough for the judge to pull the rapper’s card. Witnesses from the video say Earl was drinking and buying drinks for others. X will be sentenced in March, his judge chided him saying Dark Man told him a “great big lie” when agreeing to bail terms. Sounds like Earl is about to get a whole set of encyclopedias thrown at him. Continue reading

Get Your Life Together: Slizzard Schlong-Swallower Montana Fishburne Checks Into Rehab

Image via Jeff Snyder/FilmMagic/Getty Montana Fishburne Enters Rehab Laurence Fishburne’s daughter-turnt-stripper-turnt-porn-star, Montana Fishburne , has checked herself into a rehab facility in California according to DailyMail . Earlier this year, Montana was seen in a super embarrassing DUI arrest video where she was seen peeing on the side of the road. Montana is now getting her life together at Wavelength Recovery. According to court papers, the celebrity daughter will undergo a 60-90-day program that will serve to resolve her court case. This chick clearly needs this rehab. Back in 2009 Montana was arrested for prostitution and battery. Hopefully this treatment sticks. Godspeed

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Slizzard & Separating? Beyoncé Allegedly Got Drunk, Took Off Her Wedding Ring, And Announced Divorce From Jay Z

Witness Alleges That Beyoncé Got Drunk And Threatened To Divorce Jay Z For months now rumors have been circulating that Beyoncé and Jay Z were headed to a bitter divorce. And for months now we’ve been seeing them smile and laugh while they sit courtside at NBA games. Cynics would speculate that public date nights on the hardwood is just part of a PR spin to make things look peace and peachy, but according to a “witness” report on RadarOnline , Bey has allegedly been on a drinking binge to help her through a rocky patch in her 7-year marriage. “From the moment she arrived, Beyonce started downing cocktails — it was clear something was bothering her,” a source told In Touch of the 34-year-old superstar, who was drowning her sorrows at pal Kelly Rowland‘s 35th birthday bash on Feb. 20 at the Sunset Tower in L.A. “She took off her wedding ring, held it in the air and told everyone that this would be one of the last times they would see it because she was ending her marriage,” claimed the source. “Friends and family tried to calm her down.” According to the witness’s story, Mama Tina stepped right in and got that Texas bama’s mind right… However, in an effort to control the volatile situation at the party, Tina Knowles pulled her daughter aside and tried to talk some sense into her. “After their chat, Beyonce announced to everyone that she was only joking and blamed it on the alcohol,” said the source. Naw, bih. Jamie Foxx can’t save you now. Beyoncé seems a bit to private to get caught up like this, but alcohol makes people do weird things sometimes. You buyin’ this story? Image via AP

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No One Black Survives This: DUI Suspect In Stolen SUV Crashes Cop Car “I’m God, B!t¢#! Welcome To Hell!” [Video]

DUI Suspect In Stolen SUV Rams A Police Car A High Speed And Doesn’t Get Shot By Cops Sandra Bland couldn’t even smoke her cotdamn cigarette, there is no way in HELL that a person of color would have lived to be arrested and stand trial for attacking a police officer with a vehicle. But according to the TulsaWorld, 41-year-old Stacey Ann Bunsey drove a stolen truck 50 mph into a police officer who was trying to stop her. Miraculously the officer survived, and when he came to his feet he found Stacey screaming “I’m God, bit¢#!”. By her own admission, Stacey had been snorting methamphetamine the night before. This s#!t is crazy, peep the video below. Again, there is absolutely NO WAY a black woman or man survives this incident. Image via YouTube

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Don’t Drink & Drive: Slizzed Man Injures 7 After Plowing Through Crowd At Delaware State University Homecoming

First OSU , now this?! Alleged Drunk Driver Crashes Through Delaware State University Homecoming A man believed to be under the influence of alcohol was arrested this weekend after he injured 7 people, one critically, at Delaware State University’s homecoming festivities. Police report that Gregory Ligon drove a Mercedes Benz through the school’s yard and pinned a woman against a tree after trying to stop it from going into reverse. Delaware State News reports: A woman was critically injured and six others injured when a car crashed into a crowd of people gathered on the Delaware State University campus Saturday evening, according to Dover Police. The remaining homecoming activities planned for the evening were canceled, police said in a Sunday morning news release. Master Cpl. Mark Hoffman, Dover Police public information officer, said the incident occurred at approximately 7:28 p.m., when Gregory Ligon, 28, of Mitchellville, Maryland, was driving a Mercedes Benz sedan in the area of the fraternity picnic area. Police said Mr. Ligon attempted to park his vehicle in the area and exited it once he did so, forgetting the vehicle was still in reverse. According to police, Mr. Ligon returned to the driver’s seat to stop the vehicle, but allegedly pushed the gas pedal instead of the brake. The vehicle accelerated over a curb and across a grassy area full of people. Police said the driver side door was open. Police said the vehicle struck seven people. The most serious of the injuries occurred when the driver door hit a 21-year-old female and pinned her against a tree. This victim was later flown to Christiana Hospital with major injuries. Police said the vehicle then continued as the driver door broke off, until it struck another tree and came to a stop. At that time Mr. Ligon was removed from the vehicle by several bystanders. Police said Mr. Ligon was found to be under the influence of alcohol at the time of the crash and will be charged with the following crimes:first-degree vehicular assault, six charges of second-degree vehicular assault, DU, and no proof of insurance. This is so scary. Don’t drink and drive folks, it’s just not worth it.

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For The Barbz: Nicki Minaj Named The New Face Of Roberto Cavalli & Poses For Spring/Summer ’15 Ads

Hate it or love it?! Nicki Minaj’s Roberto Cavalli Ads In between promoting her “Pink Print” album and crying over her break up with Safaree , Nicki Minaj is taking on the role as “the face” of Roberto Cavalli. Forbes reports: After an October cover for L’Uomo Vogue, followed by an editorial shoot in this month’s Vogue Italia, news broke earlier today that the Anaconda rapper is the face of the Roberto Cavalli spring/summer 2015 campaign. The campaign images, shot in LA by Italian photographer Francesco Carrozzini, see Minaj posing in flowy bohemian dresses, defined by embroideries and animal prints typical of the Cavalli brand. The only woman to make it into the Forbes Hip-Hop Cash Kings 2014 list (cashing in an estimated $14 million this year), will also endorse the Made in Italy brand its eyewear and accessory line, in addition to its ready-to-wear. “I chose Nicki Minaj because she embodies the exuberant and modern femininity of the Cavalli woman. In recent years we have become accustomed to women castigated in clothes that hide their body shapes. With this campaign, I wanted to send a strong countertrend message. I wanted a sensual woman who is aware of her body – who is not afraid to show her curves. Instead, she makes them her strength,” Roberto Cavalli concludes with regard to casting the Trinidad and Tobago-born hip hop mogul. Making it rain on them hoes! Check out some hot shots of Nicki for Roberto Cavalli after the flip. Francesco Carrozzini Continue reading

Dry Out, Dad: Rihanna’s Slizzard Father Airs Out All Her Dirty Laundry – Chris Brown, Hating BFF Melissa, Pregnancy

They say a drunk tongue tells no lies, welp… Via DailyMail Rihanna’s alcoholic dad was escorted out of her glittering Diamond Ball for boozing after he promised her he had kicked his destructive habit. Daily Mail Online can exclusively reveal the superstar singer has been embroiled in a heartbreaking bid to save Ronald Fenty from his drinking demons for the past year – even putting him through an expensive Malibu rehab program. But all her hard work went up in smoke last Thursday as her star-studded charity party was reduced to farce before she even arrived. In an exclusive chat with Ronald at his Beverly Hills hotel before he jetted out of Los Angeles, the 61-year-old spoke candidly about their spectacular bust-up, revealing how: Rihanna put him through a $58,000 Malibu rehab program last year to save him from jail after he was arrested during a previous visit to California She flies him to LA every three months for urine tests and has the mini-bar emptied before he arrives She has frozen out Chris Brown and ignored him at their last meeting He dislikes Rihanna’s best pal and constant companion Melissa Forde She is still single and unable to find a man She is NOT pregnant, despite widespread claims by magazines and websites Here, Ronald explains what got him tossed from the event: Ronald – who posed for red carpet photos with Rihanna’s mum Monica before he was told to leave – said: ‘I had Johnny Walker Black. I had two doubles man and tripped over a chair. ‘I had been on the [red] carpet for the pictures, I meet a couple of famous people I knew go and talked with them, and then somebody left a chair and I stepped back and fell over, I saw my ex (Monica) look up, and within a few minutes after the picture was taken, security came up and said “we’re taking you home”. ‘I said “but I haven’t seen my daughter yet”… and they said “don’t matter man”. Flip the page to read Ronald’s explanation as to why he decided to drink. Image via Splash/WENN/Instagram/FameFlynet Continue reading

DUI: Donnell Rawlings In Police Custody After Driving The Wrong Way Down One Way Street!

Well this is no laughing matter. Donnell Rawlings In Police Custody After Being Caught Driving Drunk One of our favorite funny guys, Donnell Rawlings, is being held by police after driving the wrong way down a one way street while allegedly intoxicated. According to Page Six reports: Comedian Donnell Rawlings is in police custody after he was caught allegedly driving drunk the wrong way down a one way street in Midtown, police sources said. The 43-year-old comedian was pulled over at 11th Avenue and 47th Street about 3:50 a.m. Friday and taken into police custody under suspicion of driving while intoxicated. Ten minutes beforehand police were in the process of arresting someone else for driving drunk down the same one-way street in the wrong direction, the sources said. Charges against Rawlings are pending, cops said. A police source said he blew over twice the legal limit, the sources said. We hated to hear this! Donnell next time just get an Uber! WENN

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SMH: University Of Miami Ballers Arrested And Suspended After Admitting To Rape Of Slizzard 17-Year-Old

These two young men just threw their life away … 2 University Of Miami Players Suspended And Arrested After Admittance Of Teen Rape Via NYDailyNews Two University of Miami football players have been kicked off the team after they admitted to raping a 17-year-old in a dorm room, Florida police said. Alex Figueroa, 19, and JaWand Blue, 20, were arrested Tuesday on sexual battery charges for the Saturday attack, CBS Miami reported. The two men were both linebackers for UM. Figueroa and Blue told police that they bought alcohol for the victim on Saturday night and then took her to Figueroa’s dorm room on the Miami campus. That’s where they performed sexual acts on her without her consent, they told police. According to the arrest report, the victim had been drugged before the attack and was incapable of resisting. UM’s Director of Athletics Blake James said in a statement that both men had been removed from the school’s football team. They have been suspended from the university, too. “Any allegation of a sexual assault is extremely serious, and the University will not tolerate conduct that threatens the sanctity and safety of our students and our campus,” he wrote. “We hold all of our students — especially student athletes — to the highest standards of moral conduct.” If you play football for University of Miami then you should have access to all the willing and consensual sex you want. This is not only disgusting and disturbing it’s completely unneccessary. Good riddance to both of them. Image via Coral County Police

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Pedo Files: Psycho Nazi Indiana Pervert Sentenced 187 Years For Sexing 6 Drunken Underaged Teens!

Good riddance. We’re glad the judge didn’t take it light on him. Indiana Pedophile Sentenced 187 Years For Sex With Teenage Girls Via ABCLocal A northeastern Indiana man has been sentenced to 187 years in prison for luring teenage girls into sex acts by throwing alcohol- and drug-fueled parties and giving some tattoos. A DeKalb County judge ordered the sentenced Monday against 31-year-old Jason Schwartz of Butler. A jury convicted Schwartz in early March of 10 felony charges, including child molesting and sexual misconduct with a minor. Authorities say the six girls were 13 to 15 years old when the crimes happened in 2012. The Star of Auburn reports Schwartz didn’t testify during Monday’s hearing, but when Judge Monte Brown called him a predator, Schwartz replied “I’m not.” Several of the girls testified they attended parties Schwartz’s rural home and one girl said she had sex with Schwartz in exchange for a tattoo. Somebody is gonna make this guy their beyotch in the bing. Image via Facebook Continue reading