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Selena Gomez In Her Sexy Blazer

I see that Selena Gomez is really starting to sex it up a little more now that she’s an adult, here she is in some fashion magazine giving us a slight look inside her blazer at her sheer little top. I like it, it’s not too slutty that we think she’s a hooker, but just slutty enough that we think she might be up for some fun in the back of a Lincoln town car after a night of gin & tonic happiness. I’ve already had a few so… Call me.

Selena Gomez Is Just Too Cute

Here’s Selana Gomez walking down the streat the other day looking like a wholesome young lady. I don’t know what else to tell you, I know she’s over eighteen now, but I just can’t bring myself to say anything mean or sexual about this chick, she’s too cute, I just want to bounce her up and down on my lap… For like forty-five minutes or so.

Sophie Monk and Kristanna Loken Dyke Out in a Shit Movie of the Day

This looks like the worst piece of shit movie that has ever been produced…..It is called “The Legend of Awesomest Maximus” and is one of those things that I don’t understand how it went from being written down on toilet paper in shit to actually getting produced, but I guess has been bottome feeding trash like Will Sasso, Ian Ziering, Sophie Monk and Kristanna need these kinds of things in order to not kill their useless selves….Seriously….this is fucking horrible… But at least we get to see Sophie Monk play with her tits, kiss a chick, play with a Dildo, cuz she’s got something about her that I think should lead her to a porn career, mainly a decent slutty look, designer herpes and no talent, and based on the caliber of this garbage, it looks like she’s one small step away from that destiny….

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Sophie Turner’s Curves Are Awesome

I don’t have to tell you that Sophie Turner is one hell of an attractive lady, I don’t know what she does or if she’s got a high pitched annoying voice or a bad case of halitosis, but she’s definitely got some great curves on her. The waist to ass ratio is spectacular. I would pay good money to have this chick beat the crap out of me with those breasts of hers, it may take a while, but I’m sure she can do some damage with those things. Name your price.

Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady

Here’s Selena Gomez looking cute and innocent, like a young Disney star should, dancing around and having a good time in some photoshoot for something I don’t care about. I don’t really know how old this young woman is, so I’m having trouble finding something funny to say without ending up on one of those creepy sex offender websites. I’m being told she’s actually eighteen…. I’m not buying it.

Sophie Turner Shows Off Her Assets

I like to think that I’ve got an eye for talent, so the fact that I was one of, if not the first crappy celebrity blog to bring you this Sophie Turner babe should count as something. Here she is showing off her amazing body in a sweet see through dress. Although, if your ask the pervert purists, this can’t be considered a see through dress because we can’t actually see anything good like a nipple. Who gives a crap about those virgins? I see a lot of skin and that’s good enough for me.

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures… Sort Of

Jobless hottie Sophie Monk seems to be having a good time in Hawaii. We’ve seen her getting laid , we’ve seen her on the beach in her tiny little bikini pictures and now this. Here she is hanging out in her bikini top and short short on what kinda looks like the set of a TV commercial. That can’t be right. I know she’s filming a reality TV show that hasn’t been picked up by any network, but a commercial seems like a stretch. Maybe a sweaty pilates workout video would be a good way to start things off. I’d buy it. For the exercise of course.

Sophie Monk Gets Laid

Here’s hottie Sophie Monk taking her tight little body out for a stroll while in Hawaii over the weekend, hence the lame joke about her getting laid… Because she’s wearing a lei. I know, I’m not proud of it either, but I’m keeping it. Anyhow, I’m glad that denim short shorts are all the rage right now, but I don’t think they’re supposed to look all torn and tattered like this. She looks like a hobo…. A sexy ass hobo I’d like to spend time with in a boxcar while we ride the rails.

Britney Spears Lookin Like a Primate in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know about this Britney Bikini shit…it’s one of those I prefer the useless, damaged mom pussy in clothes, because her body looks fat, sloppy, maybe even angry, and it is not something I feel like crawling up and dying inside of… Sure, crazy pussy is generally fun. It does crazy things and fucks in crazy ways and the fear it brings keeps things fresh and exciting, but not when it is medicated and controlled by it’s dad because this crazy pussy, unlike the bitch who throws feces all over the laundry room in my building, is so managed that her glassed over eyes I can tell are screaming for help can react to the voices in it’s crazy head…. Either way, put some clothes on, or pull some stunts…cuz this corporate Britney sucks. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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Sophie Monk in her Bikini Is Alright of the Day

I am not sure what’s going on with Sophie Monk’s tits, but they look deflated and sad. Maybe that’s what happens when a bitch can’t afford to eat cuz she doesn’t get work, or maybe it’s just the stress of being a bottom feeding hollywood whore who can’t even land bottom feeding work is making her try harder to look good….I just know that there’s something about her muppet looking face, and pretty hot, eager body that makes me want to fuck her with my tongue, I just don’t know what that something is, but I can tell you one thing, it’s definitely not her Paris Hilton herpes pussy that she got from her lesbian relationship with the Good Charlotte sister who cheated on her with Paris Hilton cuz his twin ran off with Nicole Richie and wouldn’t fuck him anymore…leaving him lost and confused…. Here she is in a bikini, doing what bottom feeders trying to get noticed do. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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