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Jayde Nicole Bikini of the Day

Jayde Nicole is Canadian Pride…she was the first Playmate from Canada since SOPHIE SIMMONS’ MOm… HERE IS SOPHIE SIMMONS EATING ICE CREAM TO CELEBRATE THAT TITLE.. Now back to Jayde Nicole, who in 2007 decided to drop out of school after her mom handed her a Playboy magazine and said “why don’t you do Playboy”..thanks mom, for having the white trash instinct more mom’s need to have when it comes to their slutty daughters, hell, it’s better than her ending up a stripper like her… The highlight of these pics is that she’s got her “respect” pussy tattoo visible on her mound in this bikini… Not that there’s any real high light when it comes to Jayde Nicole …she’s totally fucking uninteresting and the highlight of her life was being Brody Jenner’s girlfriend on The Hills. Who gives a fuck….check out the cameltoe…but if you want, you can just google her pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you’re into Fame Whoring in bikinis – and you are – Here’s some Jenna Tatum ass…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jayde Nicole Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day

A day is not a day, unless you look at Taylor Swifts Legs….which contrast nicely against her Donkey face…because you know, if she was in an anthropomorphic world…or movie…those teeth would be set on an awkward and clumsy long legged donkey…but instead they are on some hack of a popstar that has very little to offer, but who everyone loves, because she positioned herself strategically through country music and playing the victim, like every girl I have had sex with…but at least they are actually victims…I wouldn’t want for anyone I respect to live with that…which works out nicely…because I don’t respect anyone who has sex with me, I’m more the “I can’t believe you’re doing this, or allowing me to do this, what the hell is wrong with you”… Not that that has anything to do with Taylor Swift and her mastermind of how the media and popculture works…in a “everyone is my friend, I’m so awkward, that’s why I collect models for Barbies”….kind of way…. To See the Rest of the Pics – CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons Instagram Modeling of the Day

Sophie Simmons is really milking this instagram model concept hard…even though she looks more like what needs milking….#boobs I don’t know anything about her, other than that she’s got a huge trust fund, she will inherit more money than god when her control freak father dies, and as a hobby, instead of taking up crotchet, or maybe a team sport, or helping the homeless, because they homeless smell bad….she’s decided to set up photoshoots of herself, for herself, and I guess her fans…because she saw a window of opportunity as all the other fat models started getting work…where she could do a whole “own my body, own my life” bullshit angle, that involves her spending days at the gym and bikini because she doesn’t actually love her body, or own her body, she is just open to showing it to you as she tries to get to a place where she too is a skinny girl…because the skinny girls are the ones the guys like best…and sure it may not be for guys, but what is she doing this for, if she’s got all the money in the world…seems like “Likes” is the currency she’s addicted to… The whole thing is weird, I don’t mind girls in panties at all, obviously, but the idea of every girl posting her panties…just doesn’t make sense to me.Sure I’m glad it happens…But when did underwear become something people feel compelled to share… I liked it better when you had to manipulate girls into that…when it just gets put out there…boring. The post Sophie Simmons Instagram Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Dakota Johnson wore an interesting shirt, intentionally, to the Hollywood Film Awards, which is too bad, because there is great pleasure that comes when a girl actually has an accidental nip slip, or see through shirt…without really knowing it…until it is too late. I’ve seen this happen at clubs…where girls don’t realize their pantyless pussy is exposed until noticing you staring too intently…I’ve seen it happen on rainy days..where girls don’t realize their shirt is see through and wet…I’ve seen it at public pools with white bikinis..and really anywhere bikinis are involved because nipples and pussy – just fall out…I’ve even seen the flash of the camera show panty…or girls in leggings one size too small….they don’t realize the fabric can’t support opacity while stretched so hard… Now, when it happens, it’s usually to get more attention, because these girls want legit careers…or to be talked about, because Hollywood is all they know..and think they are good at thanks to being spoiled…when we all know her grandma is the only one with any real talent…not that acting requires talent… I find her sex appeal that of a wet glove…you fuck because it’s there…but don’t really want to fuck… The post Dakota Johnson’s See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Miller Naked of the Day

Here’s old, washed up, hot as fuck, but never really quite made it, model named Alyssa Miller, who you may remember from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a whore, you do self serving whore things, that lead to a better whore life, and when an A-Lister, despite being a cunt like Gyllenhaal comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values you may pretend you have a go for it… She’s a good old Texan, who got famous too fast for her own good. Went Hollywood as fast as she could, only to go back to being a wholesome texans, engaged to some country singer, driving vintage Mercedes, living in her little hipster house…at least according to her instagram that looks like it was created by a creative director at some rugged lifestyle brand…Check HER INSTAGRAM how is this even real…it’s so fucking hipster…and for some reason…I think I’m in love… It would be a great tragedy to fuck anything that fucked Jake Gyllenhaal…but this Alyssa Miller character…is compelling…but maybe I just like how much effort she puts into her social media personal brand…hip as fuck… The post Alyssa Miller Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liar Brian Williams’ Daughter Allison in Bazaar of the Day

When you’re dad’s a liar….it’s good to get into magazines with your shirt off…to disassociate and let people focus on her career and not judge her because her dad.. Allison Williams…some nude girl from GIRLS…the one who lucked out because she’s not the monster Lena Dunham….making her substantially hotter than she is by associations… We used to call the fat girls who girls hang with to make them look hotter…the fat manager. It was like you had to get through the fat manager to get to the girl…but more importantly…the fat manager by association made the girl all that much hotter…especially when they are the only group in the bar at 3 am…and she’s got 10 fat managers with…you know the diamond in the rough approach.. The post Liar Brian Williams’ Daughter Allison in Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons in a Bikini of the Day

Sophie Simmons is really committed to this instagram model thing. It’s like being the daughter of a billionaire rockstar and Playboy model isn’t enough for her. It’s like she can’t just find better hobbies like helping the poor, or refugees or really anything…but instead she’s paying for self involved photoshoots, that she is the star of..in the most vapid and useless thing a bitch could do… Is she addicted to likes, is she that vain that she feels the need to share herself with the world, is she just an exhibitionist and this is the only way she can cum, or is she looking for love her dad was too busy to give her, or is she just like her dad and wants to spread her seed…or is her dad paying her becauase it keeps people talking about the brand he loves more than her.. Who knows…but bikinis… The post Sophie Simmons in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons See Through Shirt of the Day

Sophie Simmons is a model…and she goes to events in see through shirts..for the paparazzi…because she’s got huge tits, and huge tits are meant to be seen… Apparently, she’s also overweight, and has always been overweight, but seeing as she’s Gene Simmons the billionaire from KISS’ daughter, which has nothing to do with her ability to become a model…as people would totally hire her without her being from KISS…right….all these celebrity rich kids who were on TV because of their family…establish themselves on their own…without their connections…or their last name… It’s all them…and in Sophie’s case…ALL OF HER….is A LOT of her…but I think there’s something lovely about her, TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sophie Simmons See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons’ Cleavage Show

I’m pretty sure nobody cares about the Grammys anymore, but I’m still glad Rolling Stone and Google Play held their own pre-Grammy party. Because it made a great excuse for Sophie Simmons , aka Gene Simmons’ hot daughter, to show off her serious talents. Anyway, I don’t think Sophie’s up for any awards Sunday night, unless they finally took my suggestion and added Bustiest Rock Star Daughter as a category. Because if they want people to pay attention, they’re going to need a whole lot more where this came from. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sophie Simmons Is Busting Out On The Street

I’ve done a few posts on Sophie Simmons before — aka Gene Simmons’ hot daughter, in case any of you out there have an even worse memory than I do. But I didn’t realize she was considered enough of a “celebrity” for the paps to follow her around in LA. I’m glad they did though, because after these shots, I’m thinking Sophie’s also big enough to earn a patented Tuna marriage proposal. I’ve always wanted to marry into rock royalty a girl with giant funbags. Here’s hoping she says yes! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading