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Ashley Benson Walkin’ Around in Short Shorts of the Day

Ashely Benson is the chubby girl from Springbreakers who was in her bikini, had the tits, and who I think had the threesome scene with one of the other Disney starlets because she likes attention and that had the most impact.. She’s also hugely popular on some show for tweens that I never really heard of or watched because I am not that creepy…I am more creepy in a hiding in the bushes kind of way…or staring at girls after asking them to let me watch them masturbate…but not creepy in watching shows targeted to young girls to be up to speed on young people issues…so that I can have something to talk to them about at Starbucks when I see them studying… I saw THESE PAPRAZZI PICS of her in short enough shorts, and assumed that they were staged…you know put on knowing the paparazzi was called…and after cross referencing her instagram, I think I was right, because why else would she have posted her shorts there too…I mean maybe she really likes these shorts…but I think she’s more into liking the attention… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Does a Halftime Cameltoe of the Day

I read someone tweet about Selena Gomez doing this halftime show performance, and they were all offended that she got “Lip Plumper”….that I assume they were making reference to her face lips because every bitch, especially in Hollywood gets fillers to look more erotic…however in this case, thanks to her shorts that are one size too small and jacked up her BEIBER HOLE…they could be making reference to her other lips that along with her ass definitely look plump, but I doubt have anything to do with her taking a vacuum to them and everything to do with her just being a good eater. I’ve seen Springbreakers…I know what’s up…and I feel like emotionally eating your way through life after having experienced sex with Bieber is ok…because sometimes donuts are the only way out of rock bottom…even if the rumours that he’s got a huge dick are true…he’s still Justin Beiber and that’s gotta be the worst for a girl like Selena, who isn’t a Brazilian tranny, but a Disney star with options… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE While this was going on…Bieber, the penis that has been inside this camel toe’s bodyguard was harassing paparazzi in australia…

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Selena Gomez’s Road Trip and Horrible Song of the Day

If you want to hear Selena Gomez shitty music, and see her dancing around dressed like a hippie in short shorts and boots with a bunch of “friends” who are on payroll, or using her to their benefit, well I got the perfect video for her. She was also at the MTV Movie Awards this past weekend, something I refuse to watch, because I am an adult and that shit is to market shit to retard kids, in what is just one horrible giant evil corporate ad campaign celebrating shit. She managed to cover up her chunky legs I saw in a bikini in Springbreakers, by wearing 10 inch heels….good strategy cuz despite looking 12 and awkward in the fat years thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, I totally want to see her naked….which isn’t saying much, cuz I like seeing all bitches naked. TO SEE HER LEGS AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Selena Gomez’s Road Trip and Horrible Song of the Day

Kait Young Hot for L’Officiel Singapore of the Day

Kait Young is a model I’ve never heard of, but I’m really into this shoot, partially because it reminds me of hot girls getting all dressed up in pantyhoes, looking all ready to get down with some fetish play, you know, long legs, hot ass, erotica, but I’m really sold on the standing over a mirror picture, because I know that every girl, at least once in her life has masturbated in this position, to scope out their goods, and being reminded of that, excites me, but probably not as much as girls get excited when staring at their pussies in a mirror. You bunch of dirt bags.

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Kait Young Hot for L’Officiel Singapore of the Day

Katie Cassidy for Some Canadian Magazine of the Day

Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter, who at 26, looks like she’s in her 30s, because growing up in the Partridge Family, just fucking rapes your fucking soul, especially when all your friends have parents who are actually respectable actors in Hollywood. It’s the shit playground bullying is made of “You’re dad was in the Partridge Family, loser, my dad is Jack Nicholson”….kinda bullying that only happens in Hollywood. I like that she’s getting naked despite not needing to get naked, because I’m sure she’s got a decent inheritance, and she’s even done a whole lot of work on her own, but I guess every girl needs to feel pretty sometimes, it’s the basis of daddy issues -cuz daddy was too busy failing to giver her attention – so we can give her male attention she craves….with a body like that, why the fuck not. Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashely Tisdale Does Maxim of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has finally done Maxim and not with her face in a paper bag as you’d expect. She’s fucking rockin’ out in a bikini, almost topless, saying Fuck you Springbreakers, my shitty movie that’s coming out is better than your shitty movie coming out, and I don’t look fat in a bikini, and despite my face being a little mangled, I don’t look like a chipmunk, and despite Maxim sucking and practically dying, landing all the d-listers, I’m still gonna bring it…..and as much as I make fun of her face, I think she’s lookin pretty ok….keep up the good half naked, second rate, work.. TO SEE THE PICS CUZ MAXIM ARE MY ENEMY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Behind the Scenes with the Springbreakers of the Day

Vice met up with Harmony Korine, because Vice is New York cool…especially in the time when Harmony Korine was coming up in New York and really at his peak… so it is only fitting that they would sit down with him and go through some of his behind the scenes shit….cuz they have access and they are all friends…doing cool shit together…..and it’s a pretty interesting take from the perspective of the Director…talking about how Selena Gomez doesn’t like getting hump danced up against….and other shit you can watch on mute if you’re more interested in the bikini footage….the lots of bikini footage, and as a fan of Harmony Korine and his earlier smut…I can assume this will be the good or at least his biggest mainstream success that I will see….

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Ashley Tisdale Ass Shot of the Day

I can see past an average at best Ashley Tisdale….and her botched nose job…asymmetric face…all around overrated looks….as long as I’m staring at her ass…I don’t know if there’s scientific logic behind this…but for some reason all her inadequacies…flaws in both personality and looks just disappear when her fit stairmaster booty is in my motherfuckin’ face…So I am into her own Springbreak media tour…one to compete with the Springbreakers media tour her girls “Selena and Hudgens” are taking part in…cuz this one involves her half naked…with her boyfriend…in tropical paradise….meaning a whole lot of fuckin has been going on…even if this is period week…cuz that’s just want vacation life does to a girl who feels inadequate when her friends are doin’ so much better shit than her… I am into it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS OF HER IN HER AMAZING BIKINI LOOKING AMAZING FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Vanessa Hudgens Rockin’ Serious Cleavage for Cosmo of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is on her promo tour for Springbreakers, which she is probably hoping will be a careeer changer for her, giving her more opportunity to work in more edgy, serious, exciting, naked roles….cuz being some Disney High School Musical tart is hard to live down…even after releasing underage nude pics…the world felt she was victimized….cuz that’s how her handlers handled it….instead of grasping that it was nothing more than a call for attention….to say…I’ don’t have mouse ears for a vagina…sure it’s a fuzzy little thing that looks like it could be a rodent…but it’s not….it’s slutty and it is mine…pay attention to me…. Here she is in Cosmo or some other magazine…showing some cleavage and dry humping whatever it is she’s dry humping and she looks pretty fucking awesome to me….I’m a fan of this kind of behavior…

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Vanessa Hudgens Rockin’ Serious Cleavage for Cosmo of the Day

Michelle Keegan’s Gold Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

Michelle Keegan has big tits and a not so big body….fucking with my mind and all I have known about big tits in my life….because they are supposed to come with a fat ass or shitty legs…or a gunt..unless they are fake…and I guess the only explanation is hormones in the food….it may lead to diabetes and birth defects…and weird as fuck cancers but shit is worth it for the tits….good job food scientist fucking with nature….good job.

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Michelle Keegan’s Gold Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day