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Ashley Benson in the Shower on Twitter of the Day

Ashely Benson was the slut in Springbreakers, who I guess was trying to break free from being the slut on some show called Pretty Little Liars, that I assume is about sluts, because it is all the rage and all the cast members are super fucking famous, even though you’ve probably never heard of her…. Well now she’s being slutty on her social media, posting pics of her in her shower, in what looks like a rape scene, which I assume you like, because rape is all you know when it comes to sex, and I guess this is calculated or part of her global fame campaign, you know to be just a little edgy…or maybe she’s like all these other actresses who love any and all attention they get…and ultimately…who cares…

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Ashley Benson in the Shower on Twitter of the Day

Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life… Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement… Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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Penelope Cruz Pregnant Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Penelope Cruz is pregnant, and despite popular belief, or general decency, she decided to get into a bikini, and either she’s a tiny woman, or her baby is fucking massive, because whatever is going on here…that baby bump is more of having a litter bump…and I guess based her face, maybe it’s just the fetus’ nose pushing her belly out like that.. All this to say, I don’t find Penelope Cruz hot. I don’t think girls with big noses should keep said big noses, I’ve been with a Penelope Cruz looking girl, who thought it was okay to life life like that because Penelope Cruz did it, despite Penelope Cruz being the only one capable of pulling it off in the history of big noses… I don’t mind staring at her hard nipples in a sheer top though, but that’s only because I’m a man and we like that shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Nip Slip on Instagram of the Day

Either these Springbreaker pop tarts are on the same mission, competing with their tits, or in Selena Gomez’s case, new fake tits, to get attention on the same day…you know girls who pretend to be friends are always catty…. Because earlier today ASHLEY BENSON GOT CAUGHT TOPLESS And today…Selena Gomez nipple was posted to instagram…in what I can assume was a retaliation to a text she got from Benson last night saying “the paparazzi got topless pics of me, what do I do”… Because the reality is that Selena Gomez is the one who hired Ashley Benson for Springbreakers and is in turn kind of her boss…so as her boss, she’s gotta to take the higher road and be like “I can’t let bitch get all the glory today, I need to bring out my nipple to compete and show her I’m Selena Gomez, I own everyone”…claim my stake… But it’s possible that Selena just has no control over her nipple now that she’s got implants… It’s like she’s got no feeling and the swelling hasn’t gone down on the fuckers…nipples everywhere.. Now that I am looking at it – all the girls look the same – so I don’t even know if the nipple is Selena’s or her friends…I have facial recognition blindness. I just know, there’s nipple and this is what rappers call THIRST TRAPPING LOWKEY….

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Selena Gomez Nip Slip on Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez Nip Slip on Instagram of the Day

Either these Springbreaker pop tarts are on the same mission, competing with their tits, or in Selena Gomez’s case, new fake tits, to get attention on the same day…you know girls who pretend to be friends are always catty…. Because earlier today ASHLEY BENSON GOT CAUGHT TOPLESS And today…Selena Gomez nipple was posted to instagram…in what I can assume was a retaliation to a text she got from Benson last night saying “the paparazzi got topless pics of me, what do I do”… Because the reality is that Selena Gomez is the one who hired Ashley Benson for Springbreakers and is in turn kind of her boss…so as her boss, she’s gotta to take the higher road and be like “I can’t let bitch get all the glory today, I need to bring out my nipple to compete and show her I’m Selena Gomez, I own everyone”…claim my stake… But it’s possible that Selena just has no control over her nipple now that she’s got implants… It’s like she’s got no feeling and the swelling hasn’t gone down on the fuckers…nipples everywhere.. Now that I am looking at it – all the girls look the same – so I don’t even know if the nipple is Selena’s or her friends…I have facial recognition blindness. I just know, there’s nipple and this is what rappers call THIRST TRAPPING LOWKEY….

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Ashely Benson and Shay Mitchell in Bikinis of the Day

Ashley Benson was one of the fat chicks in Springbreakers, who was in her bikini the entire time and who I said to myself “if she was going to be in a bikini for a fucking movie, why wouldn’t she starve herself for a month when preparing”…. I mean she’s not a pig like Kate Upton, but she’s dumpy and a little fucking energy would change that in 3-5 weeks, we’re talking under 15 pounds here…but a crucial 15 pounds that will make all the difference… Then I thought…”maybe her character needed to be dumpy 15 pounds overweight to make her relatable to the audience since girls are all fatter now”.. But I guess these pics of her in her bikini, covering up because she knows she’s dumpy, prove that that was just Ashley Benson… I mean who else goes in the ocean in a fucking towel unless they are muslim…or fat chicks… To me, this is just her being lazy…she has the resources and the team and the potential to be so good…but instead she just focuses on her tits like other fat chicks and that’s a bummer…it’s teaching horrible things to her massive, young, fan-base…like to overeat and not exercise… Either way, her friend and costar Shay Mitchell is in a bikini with her…doing the same thing…because I guess that’s how friends support each other – instead of saying “no” when she demands ice cream….or cake.. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Vanessa Hudgens VS Creeper of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens posted this picture of her sniffing flowers…and it turns out my new fetish is sniffing flowers. Not because I find Vanessa Hudgens hot, but I like any bullshit reason or excuse to get a girl face down/ass up….clothed or not…just doesn’t matter as long as it happens…and based no the guy in the background..I am going to assume I am not the only one… The highlight of Vanessa Hudgens career to date was when she leaked nude pics with a rocking’ bush. Only to pretend they were shot when she was 17, in efforts to make the internet erase them, even thought the internet never really forgets…it was a glimpse into her true colors of a Disney girl who’s mom taught at a young age, you suck dick for your dreams bitch… I’m sure she likes to think Springbreakers was the peak, you know some Ashley Benson lesbian sex with James Franco…but she was dumpy as fuck when they shot that…but this, dumpy or not is pretty good, and like the dude in the background, I’m just gonna stare, even though I don’t give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens.

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Selena Gomez “Artistic” Student Film Quality Instragram Videos of the Day

I know people who know Selena Gomez and every single one of them has told that she’s fucking awesome. She’s funny, charismatic, a hard worker and and a entertainment industry genius…. Apparently, between her mom and her, they have this all figured out and that despite her chronic illness that may end up killing her, the one that gives her steroid face bloat, and that Makes her look like some kind of chipmunk…she may take the fuck over… You know, producing Springbreakers wasn’t the peak of her artistic hustle, but rather the start, even though it was hardly art, unless you consider tween icons in bikinis having threesomes in a movie that made 100,000,000 dollars art..which I guess Hollywood does… I guess that’s why she’s decided to get behind the camera, and jack up some filters, to make shit look all arty, if you consider film student smut art, and the whole thing is really fucking weird….

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Selena Gomez Looks Good For Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez is into posting these semi erotic, not so slutty pics of herself in the position I assume she wants up to think Justin Bieber took her with his big Bieber penis on his Little Bieber Body in….because she’s been slitting up instagram, but unlike other girls, she’s doing it in this fashion style shoots that showcase her fat hispanic ass, and I think she’s a clever one. She’s managed to pull the Miley without being as obvious as Miley, she puts herself in the media because of her ex boyfriend who has gone off the rails…but no one hates her for it…she basically is the brain behind Springbreakers and made millions off it, but no one even notices because she played the Jesus freak…it’s like she’s a fucking magician…a master of media…and I appreciate a good good troll…and not only when they look like trolls… Today, I am a Selena fan…

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Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a 24 year old Lithuanian lingerie model…probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret Catalogs…at least to the average married dude who’s only porn is the Victoria’s Secret catalog but that has more importantly showed off her naked body for fashion numerous times…. HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE ….and that’s all that really matters… I mean being lent out to H&M from Victoria’s Secret isn’t much to talk about..but it’s a good excuse to post her nudity that she’s done HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE …

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Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M Lingerie of the Day