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Michelle Hunziker Forgets Her Bikini

I thought you guys might be getting a little sick of all the pictures I’ve been posting of Michelle Hunziker’s incredible body lounging around in very small European bikinis on the beach, so I figured I’d share some shots of her walking the streets fully dressed. This is her fully dressed? Awesome. I don’t really know a whole lot about this chick, but from what I’ve seen over the last few days I think I’m in love. That douche needs to get her back to the beach… Stat!

Kate Upton’s Legs For The Daily Dan

I don’t know what the hell The Daily Dan is, but they somehow convinced busty supermodel Kate Upton to don a sexy one piece for their cover so I like it already. I’m beginning to think that Kate Upton will do pretty much anything, dance the Cat Daddy with some guy on a couch, pose in a bathing suit for a completely unknown magazine, anything. I’m thinking of taking a picture of myself shirtless on a white tiger for this year’s Christmas card, I’m sure there’s room for Kate and her big breasts on that tiger. Call me.

Amazing Annalynne McCord Bikini Pictures

Is AnnaLyne McCord’s crappy 90210 remake still on the air? Don’t answer that, I don’t give a crap, I’m more interested in the fact that I need this hottie to stay somewhat in the spotlight so that I can keep getting pictures like this. Here’s the skinny hottie working her bikini body on the beach yesterday. Does it get any better than a hot chick in a bikini sucking on an ice lolly at the beach? seriously. Even my erection has an erection.

Introducing Miss USA Olivia Culpo

Was anyone else on the edge of their seat with excitement during last night’s Miss USA competition? They were all so beautiful, I couldn’t decide which one was my favorite. Alright so I didn’t care who won, I was just interested in seeing some hot chicks in bikinis and high heels, it just looks so classy, but I watched it none the less. Anyhow, the winner was Olivia Culpo and as part of her first duties as the new Miss USA , she had to make an appearance on HollywoodTuna . Welcome to the big time princess.

2012 MTV Movie Awards Pictures

Salma Hayek Sweet Profile Hotness

Obviously Salma Hayek was busty to begin with, how else did she make it in Hollywood, her acting? But ever since she squeezed out a human from her vagina, those breasts seem to have gotten even better. I know that women’s, and some men’s, can swell up after giving birth, but I always thought they just went back to normal. Apparently Salma is one of the lucky ones. If I were her kid I’d kick and scream and put up such a fight so that she would breast feed me for as long as possible. Like until college.

Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Are Back

When did Jenny McCarthy become a thing again? Is it nineteen ninety nine? I’m lost. Ah, I just found out she’s going to be the host of a really awful summer reality TV show about desperate lonely people looking for love. I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn’t available. Anyhow, the good new is that Jenny’s big fake breasts don’t seem to have aged at all. Her face on the other hand looks like someone’s tried to do a little updating. Not good.

Teresa Palmer Surprised Sports Bra Pictures

I think I’ve had this Teresa Palmer chick on the site before and I’m not afraid to say that I didn’t know who she was then and I don’t know who she is now. Here she is walking the streets in her sexy sports bra and shorty shorts. I guess someone didn’t realize that she might be famous enough to have her picture taken. Awesome. Maybe next time she’ll change clothes in front of an open window or stand on a subway vent in a loose fitting dress. Whoever you are, you’ve got a fan in this guy. Keep up the good work.

Faith Stevens Picture Moment

Olivia Munn Tasty Twitter Bikini Pictures

Does anyone have a fetish for pictures of a hot chick eating cookies? You might want to talk to a professional about that. Here’s Olivia Munn chowing down on some pretty tasty looking cookies in an even tastier looking see through top. I see a tiny bikini top under there, does that count as a bikini Twitter picture? I think so. I guess she saved the really good ones for her private collection. Lame.