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Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton Are Angels

Here are Victoria’s Secret supermodels Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton doing that thing where they make sexy faces and touch each other and hug each other in a somewhat sexual manner while they try to get us to buy bras or perfume or some other crap for our girlfriends. I like it. I’m obviously not going to buy any of this garbage, but I like watching really attractive women rub themselves up against one another. Keep up the good work.

Bridget Marquardt Is Creative

Here’s Playboy hottie Bridget Marquardt dressed up as a Playboy bunny….. Genius. more pictures of Bridget Marquardt here

Kim Kardashian’s Leafy Cleavage

Here’s Kim Kardashian camouflaging her big booty in some sort of leafy elf vixen costume. I don’t know what she’s supposed to be, but I’m sure some nerd will email me all the details about her being some obscure superhero or something else I don’t care about. All I know is that I wouldn’t mind diving into this pile of leaves….. Penis first. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

CoCo’s Booty Doesn’t Disappoint

CoCo is no stranger to revealing clothing, she wears some of the tiniest outfits in her everyday life, so I was really looking forward to seeing her in this year’s Halloween costume. I’ve got to say, I’m not disappointed. Obviously I have no idea what the hell she’s supposed to be, some sort of bear with a devil tale? Who knows, but she’s not wearing any pants and she’s squeezed her huge breasts together perfectly so I don’t really care. Love that booty.

Jenna Jameson Is A Natural Beauty

The other day Jenna Jameson gave me a hard time about allegedly bashing her on my silly website, who, I didn’t think she was actually going to read this crap, so these are for her. Here’s my all time favorite pornstar looking fresh and rested and fit as a fiddle in some sexy Twitter bikini pictures I just happened upon. She looks so young and natural, like an eighteen year old from the midwest. I’m impressed. She must be working out or eating right or something… etc. Are you happy now princess?

Kate Upton Is Hot And Spicy

Here’s busty supermodel Kate Upton showing off her tight little package in some sexy shots from her festive party last night. The woman is incredible. Sadly, as far as slutty Halloween costumes go, this isn’t exactly the Mona Lisa or anything, but I see what she was trying to do. Not that I really give a damn, she’s hot, Tabasco is hot… We get it. Besides, any reason to get this hottie in a short little dress is good enough for me. I’d sprinkle her on my chimichanga.

Jayde Nicole’s Busts Out A Lame Halloween Costume

I love Halloween, not because I’m going to dress up or anything stupid like that, but because it’s a great night for slutty girls to get into their trashiest outfits, head out on the town and not feel like a hooker. Here’s Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole in her best Queen of Hearts costume? I don’t know, but I’m pretty annoyed that she’s not showing a little more skin. She’s a Playboy model for crying out loud. At least slip a nip.

Amy Childs’ Red Hot Booty Redeems

Earlier I was a little annoyed with this Amy Childs chick for covering up her plump breasts in a silly sweater, so I’m a little happier now that she decided to squeeze into a nice red dress. Sure she’s still hiding her big “talents”, but at least we’re getting a look at her booty I didn’t know existed. Not bad, not bad at all. Now if only she can figure out a way to show them both off simultaneously…. Bikini pictures would work. Send them to me on Twitter for approval. Thanks.

Elisha Cuthbert Is Marilyn Monroe

Here are a few shots of super hottie Elisha Cuthbert showing off her sexy little cleavage in a Marilyn Monroe costume in an episode of Happy Endings . I like it, but if you actually watched the show, the premise is that she gets mistaken for a drag queen… Are you frickin’ kidding me? Whoever thought that it was a plausible script idea that this hottie would ever be confused for a dude is out of their mind and needs to be fired. I bet it was a fat chick who’s mad that Elisha ate the last danish from the studio break room or something petty like that. Nice try. more pictures of Elisha Cuthbert here

Kylie Minogue’s Sexy Sweater Mounds

I keep forgetting that Kylie Minogue is at that age where, in certain outfits and with the proper lighting, she’s still kinda sexy. Here she is walking the streets the other day showing off those long legs and some pretty decent turtleneck sweater mounds. Well done lady. She actually looks really good like this, I don’t think I’d want to see her prancing around half naked on stage or anything anymore, but this works.