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Rihanna Exposes Herself For Kanye

I have to hand it to Kanye West, the guy is brilliant, I don’t mean as a musician or even as a human being, but brilliant because he just put out a video for his new song and decided to include a whole lot of Rihanna sideboob. Brilliant. I thought I’d steal his idea and post a few stills of Rihanna in a barely there top. She’s basically taped her breasts up for us and I thank her for it. The pictures don’t really do it justice, you can watch the entire video

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Rihanna Exposes Herself For Kanye

Victoria Justice Is 18 And Legal

I’ve been waiting for this day for quite some time now, Victoria Justice is eighteen and legal. Sweet. Here she is celebrating with a cake I’d probably have sex with, after a few drinks of course, and it would all be legal. This looks like a pretty lame party if you ask me, she should be hanging out in tight little outfits with her hot friends, not sitting around with childish balloons and a stupid cake…. I don’t even want to know what the deal is with the ventriloquist dummy in the corner. Creepy.

Katrina Bowden Leaves Me Speechless

Here’s Katrina Bowden on the red carpet at some event the other night. Seriously? This is what I’ve got to write about today? I love the chick at all, but she’s basically an extra on 30 Rock . It’s alright, I can do this. Here she is wearing a nice little purple dress and… I’ve got nothing. At least if she was in those little booty shorts she always wears, while she walks around in the background of a very popular NBC sitcom, I’d have something to look at while I waste everyone’s time typing in enough letters to fill an adequate amount of space so that my boss thinks I wrote a whole paragraph about this garbage. That should do it. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton’s Birthday Cleavage Impresses

This is more like it, if you’re going to hit the red carpet, might as well do it with your breasts hanging out of your dress. You got that Katrina Bowden ? Here’s Paris Hilton at one of her many birthday parties dropping some extremely impressive cleavage for a chick with pretty much no breasts what so ever. She really knows how to work with what she’s got. Alright so she’s not exactly overflowing with front meat, some angles are more flattering than others, but if you’re into chest bones you’ll love this. Enjoy. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Kate Upton Picture Moment

Karissa Shannon Gets Down And Dirty

Karissa Shannon must truly believe we’re absolute morons if she think we won’t notice that this crap is completely stage. Here she is “fixing a flat tire” in the rain the other day with her top off in a little white bra…. Plausible? I didn’t think so. Where’s her deadbeat boyfriend and sextape coconspirator when she needs him? That’s right, they need someone to work the camera while they pretend to have a car troubles. What was I thinking? The worst part of the whole ordeal is that I’m the moron posting these pictures that just adds fuel to their retard quest to become a celebrity. I hate myself for it, I really do, but slutty blonde chicks without their tops on is kinda my thing. I’m a weak man.

Amanda Seyfried Is A Bore

I think I’m done with Amanda Seyfried , enough is enough, I know there’s a hot girl somewhere under there, but she’s just throwing it all away by dressing like a dude. And not even a dude you’d want to hang out with, a dude from the nineties who probably grew up in Seattle and thinks Sublime was a good band and wouldn’t let you drive his mom’s station wagon because she would be able to tell by the setting on the driver’s seat . I’m not thinking of anyone specific. Anyhow, I wonder if she knows how many girls would love to be in the position she’s in. What a waste

Kaley Cuoco Looks Pretty Damn Hot This Time

I honestly don’t know anyone who watches Kaley Cuoco’s nerd show, but I don’t want to leave her off the site for being on a crappy TV show, so here she is. Besides, it’s better than the show you or I on…. Exactly. I’m always a little nervous posting pictures of Kaley, she’s a two face. Most of the time she’s a hot little piece, like today in her sexy tights and badass boots, but there are moments when she looks a little too much like this . Not good, I much prefer her from a distance with big ass sunglasses.

Rachel Bilson Is The Perfect Girlfriend

Here’s my girl Rachel Bilson walking down the street yesterday looking, well looking like she always does…. Hot as hell. I love this chick, I wish I was walking with her, I’d hold that bottle of apple juice for her like a good boyfriend, we can window shop and go get coffee and try on shoes… I’ll pretty much do anything she wants me to. Just ask me. Pretty please.

Anna Kournikova In Her Sexy Tight Jeans

I don’t see Anna Kournikova as much as I’d like to these days, I don’t know why, she knows how to reach me, I haven’t gone anywhere. I guess it’s hard for her, she’s probably trying to keep her distance from me. I always suspected she had a thing for me, I can be kind of irresistible sometimes. Anyhow, here she is looking sexy in her tight jeans while she chats on her cell phone. She’s probably checking to see if I left her any messages. I didn’t.