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They really don’t love Sosa … Chief Keef Claims Racism In Drug Arrest Via TMZ reports: 17-year-old rap sensation Chief Keef is crying RACISM — telling TMZ the “fat azz” hotel security guard who busted him for smoking had it out for him because he’s black. TMZ broke the story … Keef was arrested in ATL for disorderly conduct after a security guard at Le Meridien Atlanta Perimeter Hotel called 911 this week … claiming Keef was “rolling” inside his hotel room with two “black male” friends (one of whom was fellow rapper Tray Savage). Here’s Chief’s account of the situation: “So me and my homie Tray Savage was in the hotel room chillin’ when some fat azz security guard started knocking on the door talking about he needed to fix a water leak.” “So his azz walked in and started looking around at us and immediately gave me the racist look then started talking sh*t to me.” “I told him, ‘I thought you wanted to fix a water leak?’ Which he obviously lied ’cause there was no water leaking.” “Then he immediately started talking sh*t to us. He told me that he was going to call the police on me so I called him a b**ch.” “He kept saying how the police about to be on their way to lock me up so I blew smoke in his face and pulled out 30 racks (white person translation: $30,000) and said I got the bond money — there is more where this come from.” Keef says he felt the security guard was “racist from the moment he walked in the room. The way he looked at us was a racist look.” As we previously reported, the security guard told 911 he was only on Keef’s floor to track down a water leak in the hotel … when he got to Keef’s smoke-filled room, the rapper let him inside “as if it doesn’t even matter.” If you are doing something illegal, you are in the wrong. So if he was a Black dude he would just look the other way? If he is racist, you gave him reason to report you. Keep this ninja in Jail! #KeepKeef Continue reading →
Kat Dennings wants to set the record straight: She is not dating Drake! The weekly source of memorable 2 Broke Girls quotes was asked by Chelsea Handler last night about rumors that she is “trying to be seduced” by the rapper. “Listen,” Dennings said. “What happened was, and I’m glad we’re talking about this, Drake was super nice and said something on Twitter about me.” “I’d met him when I was, like, 19 when I was doing an indie film in Toronto, and so he said something about me, and I didn’t realize that happened.” “So when I got home, I had, like, 50,000 new followers out of nowhere.” However, Kat Dennings soon discovered that her so-called new Twitter followers were actually just angry folks who thought she was pursuing Drake. A few hundred of them were probably just Amanda Bynes . “They were all like, ‘F–k you, Kat Dennings’ and ‘You can’t take Drake from me. He’s mine!!’ And then I realized what had happened,” she went on. “So then we started talking and he’s super, super nice,” she said of the chart-topping Canadian rapper. “He’s a lovely person. He’s a nice man.” Just not one who’s murdering her lady parts. We clear?
This chick sounds like she’ll be starring in an episode of ‘Snapped’ any day now…. Woman Hangs Boyfriends Dog Because “He Was Sick” An Iowa woman was arrested over the weekend after she reportedly confessed to killing her boyfriend’s put bulls by hanging the dog in the garage. via Fox News An Iowa woman hanged one of her boyfriend’s three dogs in the garage, and told police that she killed the dog because it was old and sick. The Des Moines Register reports 28-year-old Sheena Cornwell was arrested Saturday evening after her boyfriend came home to discover the dog hanging by its collar and leash from the rafter in the garage. The paper reported that Joshua VanDyke, her boyfriend, said Cornwell would complain about the 15-year-old dog with medical issues but there was never any abuse. “She wanted to get rid of her, but she never said anything about doing something violent to her,” he said, according to the paper. The Register reported that Cornwell heard the dog barking, and she asked if the dog barking was Lilly, the older dog. She reportedly entered the garage and emerged 10 minutes later and allegedly told VanDyke, “She’s dead, I killed her.” This was cruel. This bish needs to be sent straight to the looney bin when she gets out of jail. Shutterstock
They say God works in mysterious ways… Houston Church Helps Homeless Couple To Get Married Via ABCLocal A homeless man and woman said “I do” Sunday in front of the church members who made their wedding possible. Bryan Prejean and Wanda Ware exchanged vows at the downtown campus of Houston’s First Baptist Church. They’ve known each other for years and grew closer as they tried to get their lives back on track with their church’s help while they were both on the street. “I started talking to him. We started dating. I’ve known him about seven years,” Ware said. “He’s really a great guy with a good heart. And he loves God, and that’s what I was looking for: a man who loves God.” Church members donated the dress, decorations, food and even paid for the honeymoon. Ware says she’s going to college in June to study case management so she can help others in need. If it sounds too good to be true, check out the footage from the ceremony below. That’s a beautiful thing. Congratulations to the happy couple! Image via YouTube
Cause it aint no fun if mom can’t have some….SMH Mother Seduces Daughter’s Boyfriend And Convinces Him To Kill This is one sick and twisted crazy story straight out of Chi-town… via Chicago Tribune Sandra Rogers convinced her 17-year-old lover to help her in the 2003 sledgehammer attack of her ex-husband and his new wife by threatening to tell his 14-year-old girlfriend – her daughter – about their affair, the now-26-year-old man testified Monday at Rogers’ trial in Lake County. Jonathan McMeekin testified that the woman he referred to as “Sandy” allowed him to move into her home – and sleep in the same bed as her daughter Robin – when Robin was 13. He said Sandra Rogers bought him gifts including football cleats; let him use her car, though he didn’t have a license; took him out to dinner; and bought him drugs. “She would cook for me, clean, do my laundry, give me lunch money, those kinds of things,” McMeekin said. “She told me that I owed her.” This broad was a certified nut case….but it gets worse… Authorities assert that McMeekin and Rogers drove together to her ex-husband’s home in the middle of the night on May 19, 2003, broke in and surprised the couple in bed. Rogers struck both of them over the head multiple times with a sledgehammer, nearly killing the couple, prosecutors say. In his testimony, McMeekin said Sandra Rogers had her own motives: She was distraught over her ex-husband regaining custody of their two daughters, and child support payments had stopped, McMeekin said Monday. Also, Sandra Rogers told McMeekin she feared she was going to be arrested because she allowed her daughter to continue to see McMeekin against her father’s wishes, he testified. “She started talking about how she didn’t want to be arrested the next day,” he said. “She started talking about Rick, how she wanted to kill him. She said if I didn’t go with her, she would tell Robin that we had sex together.” We’re just wondering why it took 10 years for this to go to trial. Talk about a family affair… Photo Credit: Illinois Department of Corrections
Courtney Robertson is speaking out about her split from Ben Flajnik , blaming the long-distance factor for the end of The Bachelor stars’ relationship. Of course, if you’re engaged, don’t you typically move in with your fiance? “Our relationship has been tested pretty much the entire time we’ve been together,” she confides . “When I stayed [with Ben] for long periods of time, it helped.” “I think if we’d lived together, we wouldn’t have broken up.” Though they claim the split was mutual, releasing a joint statement announcing it, Courtney Robertson says by the time they decided to split, “I knew I had no fight left.” “Right now I’m focusing on healing my heart. I’m a hopeless romantic and still believe I will find my soul mate. I need a guy who is ready for that chapter.” Just a few months ago, Robertson was trying on wedding dresses in L.A. “We had just started talking about wedding dates for fall 2013,” she says. Alas, it was not to be. It rarely is in The Bachelor/Bachelorette universe. Speaking of which, Emily Maynard and Jef Holm apparently broke up too. They haven’t admitted this yet, but it’s reportedly over and done with. [Photo: WENN.com]
Mitt Romney. Eminem. We never thought those two people would be used in the same THG headline, but one epic music video parody has united them at last. This amazing mash-up of Mitt Romney quotes and Eminem’s “The Real Slim Shady” takes dead aim at the presidential candidate’s flip-flopping reputation. President Barack Obama and Mitt’s all-but-dispatched GOP rival, Newt Gingrich, also make cameos in “The Real Mitt Romney,” which is a must-see … Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up (Ft. Eminem) Oxford student Hugh Atkin created the video, combining the Republican candidate’s soundbites and the hit song from the rapper’s 2001 Marshall Mathers LP . Obama begins the video in much the same way as Em begins his track: “May I have your attention please. Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?” “Y’all act like you haven’t seen a Mormon before… I’m not concerned with the poor,” Mitt says in spliced-together clips from various campaign speeches. As for that catchy chorus, Romney raps, “I’m Mitt Romney and I’m the real Romney … All the other Mitt Romneys are just masturbating.” Obviously. In other mashup news, check out Obama singing “Sexy and I Know It” !
Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley have welcomed a new baby. The couple, already parents to a three-year-old daughter, Naleigh, whom they adopted from South Korea, have welcomed a second child, who is also adopted ! “Yes they have adopted a baby,” Jill Fritzo, who represents the former Grey’s Anatomy actress, confirmed. “No further details [are available] at this time.” Katherine Heigl, whose sister Meg was adopted, says that adoption was always the plan for a family with her singer-songwriter husband, whom she wed in 2007 . “Josh and I started talking about it before we were even engaged,” the actress, 33, said back in January. “We have talked about having biological children as well, but we both decided to adopt first, and I’d like to adopt again.” And they have! Congratulations to the happy, growing family! [Photo: WENN.com]
The New Jersey-area jewelry store owner talks to MTV News about the $55,000 ring that Jionni LaValle designed. By Jocelyn Vena Snooki’s $55,000, 3.02-carat engagement ring Photo: Hall/Pena, PacificCoastNews.com When Jionni LaValle wanted to ask his lady love, ” Jersey Shore ” star Snooki , to marry him , he knew exactly where he wanted to go. “She was here a couple months ago, about three months ago. She was here for her birthday, actually, and she was looking for bangles and she was giving him some hints like certain types of stuff that she would like. So, Jionni came in about a couple months ago; he came in looking at engagement rings. He basically came up with certain design that she liked in some of the rings,” Ben Bekdas, the owner of the New Jersey jewelry store, B&B Jewelers, told MTV News. Check out exclusive photos of Snooki and her brand-new bling. Jionni then took it upon himself to pick a ring that he knew Snooki would love. “He designed it. He came a couple weeks ago he finalized it, he loved it,” he added about the ring, which includes 3.02-carat princess-cut diamond in the center of a custom-built band with 2 carats of diamonds around it. It is reportedly worth about $55,000. “She was totally surprised. She had no clue what it was going to look like,” Bekdas said. “She had never seen it put together and he came and totally surprised her.” Now that there couple has a baby on the way and a wedding to plan, Bekdas said they have already started talking about designs for their wedding bands. “I spoke to them yesterday. They’re doing fabulous,” he added. “They’re doing great. He told me he was going to do it at the W Hotel in Hoboken and he was going to do it on the balcony. That he was going to get down on his knees.” Bekdas even gave us some insight into what they are like when the cameras aren’t rolling. “They were talking about [marriage for a while]. They were making comments. Jionni was saying ‘We’ll be getting married.’ I didn’t know that she was pregnant until a few weeks ago but I didn’t say nothing,” he said. “Honestly they’re incredible. They’re very down-to-earth, very well-spoken people, very humble. Nice. They’re amazing people.” Share your well-wishes for Snooki and Jionni in the comments below or on our Facebook page! Don’t miss “Jersey Shore” every Thursday at 10 p.m. ET on MTV. For continuing “Shore” coverage, be sure to check in with MTV’s Remote Control blog. Related Photos Snooki’s Brand-New Bling
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