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Mischa Barton’s Hot Enough for Me of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think the fall of Mischa Barton happened years ago when she stupidly wore shorts out and everyone saw her sloppy, cellulite ridden legs, despite being a relatively skinny girl. Everyone laughed and pointed and didn’t really let the fact that it was a hereditary deformity that comes with hormonal imbalances, diet and a variety of other things she couldn’t really control, leading to getting no work, hard drinking and drug use and now this….which isn’t all that bad, or as bad as people are making it out to be, because when girls look like this, it usually means they’ll fuck you, whether it’s for money, for food, or just because they are crazy and have no idea what the fuck is going on, and that’s always a good thing, except maybe if it comes with HIV, which it usually does… That said, it is safe to say that Mischa Barton is going to die…so jerk off to her while you can, because if you’ve learned anything from Michael Jackson’s death, it gets weird after a while knowing he’s dead…who am I kidding…no it doesn’t…. Pics via Fame

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Britney Spears Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember when there were all these rumors that Britney Spears had implants. I always wondered who the backwoods cross-eyed inbred plastic surgeon she went to for her implants was and why they hadn’t revoked his license cuz his craftmanship is the kind of work you’d expect to find on 20/20 or Dateline NBC when they are doing an investigative report on people who go to third world countries for sex changes on a budget and end up getting butchered….cuz last time I checked, Britney was a money making machine who could afford the best tits money can buy, not the gutter shit you find in your stripclub that look like volleyballs, or the implants she has that makes her tits look like they’ve been a mom of two cuz her nipples are just all over the motherfucker…and since she is a mom of two, I think it’s safe to say these aren’t a bad tit job, but just bad tits….but I guess they are worth posting for old times…I am nostalgic like that. Pics via Fame

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Jennifer Garner’s Premature Ready To Drop Porn of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re like me, you like your pregnant bitches in their first tri-mester cuz you still get the benefits of pregnancy by fucking them and cumming in their gutter pussies without having to deal with condoms and the stress of unwanted pregnancy with a bitch who is clearly crazy cuz she’s letting you fuck her without a condom before she gets all big, bloated, thick nippled, fat and disgusting with swollen ankles and smelling like the parts of their bodies they have neglected to wash because they haven’t been able to reach partially cuz they were too busy complaining and eating…prepping their man for the hell he is about to embark in, you know like actual pregnant chicks…the kind you can’t pretend aren’t pregnant, especially when they hit the stage at you’re local stripclub….making you feel guilty for a few minutes before taking advantage of the situation cuz you know a pregnant bitch stripping is the kind of desperation that is more than willing to take things to the next level in the back alley outside the stripclub…. On a sidenote, I saw my old neighbor last night and she was pregnant….she used to be a drunk whore with an apartment that worked with a revolving door policy….where I’d see at least 3 different dudes walk through in a given day…making me wonder if she knows who the dad is but more importantly, I wonder if she’s gone legit and wholesome and whether her husband knows her seedy past….Maybe I’ll have to bring it up when I see them playing with their kid in the park next year…It’ll give me something to look forward to… Here is Jennifer Garner’s semi-pregnant, or pregnant enough to still fuck body…if you ever like Jennifer Garner…which I didn’t…but I do this shit for you. I’m like Santa Claus you appreciative pricks… Pics via Bauer

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Kate Moss Dancing for Top Shop of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love watching girls dance but I haven’t gone to the stripclub recently, mainly because it’s dull. Sure I love seeing bitches get naked, but I am so over watching bitches get paid to get naked. They are uninspired and seem like robots working the assembly line of taking off clothes and letting dudes grab your tits for money. They are like fast food workers cuz no matter where you are in the world, you know what you are going to get. Same moves, same outfits, same acts, same everything. It’s fucking cookie cutter, and I guess that’s why they are strippers and not running ad agencies or the Cirque du Soliel…. So I’ve decided to try to find everyday bitches in dance, from creeping on Salsa classes, to creeping on Jazzarobics, to high school dance shows, to dance recitals, and none of the shit did anythinf for me, cuz I realize I need to see pussy when a bitch dances….so it’s safe say as much as I love girls dancing and hate strippers….seeing pussy makes everything better. So here is Kate Moss, a model not a dancer, doing some bullshit dance campaign for some show she is probably a part owner in, and she isn’t showing her pussy, which is a good thing, cuz after years of banging needle-sharing heroin addict rockstar gutter dick has left her pussy a fucking mess…but I guess this is for old times when she was worth jerking off to….

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Brooke Hogan’s Tits Stay Trashy of the Day

Posted on May 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Since this site attracts all the white trash, redneck, racist blue collar poor crowd, I figured I’d post these pictures of your poster girl…Sure she’s not poor or blue collar, she’s just from Florida, but I figure that’s pretty much the same thing as the trailer park you live in where you spend your nights bleaching mold spores that are causing your illegit kid’s asthma….but I guess is she was really white trash her boyfriend wouldn’t look like a cab driver or someone who owns a shish taouk stand, who came to America for the American Dream like he was Miss USA, but that doesn’t mean she’s not fucking gutter, despite how big her fucking house is, remember her dad made his fortune off Wrestling…Wrestling was invented in the backyard at some trailer park when the drunken idiots had nothing better to do cuz they couldn’t afford TVs and their wives were busy working at the stripclub servicing other trash to pay for their canned beans…if you knoww what I mean… Pics via Bauer

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Tila Tequila Staged Stripclub Pictures of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The reason I know this is seriously staged is not because Tila Tequila is on her last legs and trying to get as much attention as possible and it’s not because she’s posing in each shot, like an eager attention whore just wanting to get noticed, but because I’ve been kicked out of many stripclubs over the years for just having my fucking cellphone on the table, since stripclubs like to keep shit private, in case one of the dancers is a fucking mom of 3 who is active in her community and kid’s school…..I also know that they lit this stripclub with studio lights and didn’t even try to make shit look discreet. The end is near for her, this is pathetic, desperate, boring, unoriginal and uninteresting… there’s nothing hot about her and her 4 foot 11 frame rolling around in money that she’s soon gonna have none of….notice that it’s all “Singles”, bitch coulda at least busted out a couple of 10s or 20s….now collectively pray that she gets put out of her misery….I don’t know about you, but I’m eager for her to officially let fame kill her like she was a child star and not an internet star….Seriously, so ready for bitch to suicide….Her internet fame has gone to far, the only thing she offers society is that she’s a stain on the shit…. As someone who spent the better part of a decade in a stripclub, these pictures are nothing but a fucking joke. I shouldn’t be feeding into this crap. I just have nothing better to do and part of me loves to take advantage of girls who want fame so bad they are willing to do “ANYTHING” for it…but TIla Tequila is so vile that she makes that an ugly thing….and that pisses me off… Pics via Bauer

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Joslyn James Strip Club — All You Can Eat!

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Tiger Woods The people at The Pink Pony strip club in Atlanta aren’t just serving up Joslyn James this weekend — they’ve also got some tastier meat on display. For a measly $7.75, strip club patrons can drool all over the all-you-can-eat buffet — a buffet that … Permalink

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Virgin Pussy of the Day

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I think about virgin pussy – this isn’t what comes to mind…but at the rate girls are turning into sluts at a young age these days, Susan Boyle is probably the only hope I have to get up in a virgin, cuz I’ve never ventured down that road, when I was the age girls around me were still virgins, I was more into girls who knew how to fuck, not to mention I never had the patience to put the work into the virgins to get them to take off their panties, but if I was like Rod Stewart and knew what I know now when I was younger, I would have switched up my logic…now my only hope is for retards, nuns who quit nunning and socially awkward 50 year olds or 10 year olds…and that depresses me because now I can’t realistically have the Virgin fantasy anymore… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kristin Cavallari in her Stripper Dress Preps for the Future of the Day

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The good news of the week is that The Hills were finally cancelled. Sure it was a few years too late as far as I’m concerned, because from the day I heard of the shit, I knew it was fucking garbage people would eventually get tired of. It was a social experiment that made me lose hope in America for actually buying into the shit because the cast members who were supposed to be “real” people, in their “real” lives, but as their celebrity, their egos, their fame, their money and everything about them became its own annoying piece of shit entity, the TV show became as useless as it always was but people didn’t realize it was because the people involved were useless from the start….and instead took a liking…. The biggest loser in the whole thing was Kristin Cavallari who only signed back on after her ego and fame and celebrity told her she could have a legit acting career, only to come crawling back to the only people who would give her work the year it got fucking cancelled… So if this is not a publicity stunt, it’s safe to say, she’ll be stripping or doing porn when she realizes the gravy train has ended and the lottery ticket has fuckin’ expired…and this dress will make a good first song costume at the stripclub…when that’s all she has left to pay her credit card debt she racked up when she thought the good times were here to stay… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Nipple Bite of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to believe that you have played with tits at least once in your life, whether you have paid to play with tits at the stripclub, or actually had a girlfriend who let you play with her tits, I hope that you took advantage of those tits and had a way with those tits and got over excited in playing with those tits that lead to you accidentally biting those tits and having the owner of those tits scream in pain, slap you across the face, put her clothes back on like the pain you caused made her sober and realize what she was doing….making you wish you bit harder when you had the chance….so next time you are in that situation, let this man be you guide….follow his lead…cuz he takes biting nipples serious….

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