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Kate Middleton: Pregnant with Baby #3! FOR REAL!

How is THIS for an appropriate announcement on Labor Day?!? Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third child! Chatter over the state of Middleton’s womb is incessant overseas and within the United States, of course. There’s been talk over whether or not she was expecting baby number-three pretty much since she gave birth to baby number-two. But questions over whether or not Middleton was pregnant have grown stronger of late, with this being one of those rare occasions on which the tabloids got it right. (After, like, 679 times of them getting it wrong.) Kensington Palace has confirmed that the parents off four-year old Prince George and two-year-old Princess Charlotte have another bun in their beloved oven. “Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting their third child,” the statement from reads, concluding: “The Queen and members of both families are delighted with the news.” We don’t know for certain just when Kate or William themselves will speak on the news. During her first two pregnancies, the 35-year old dealt with acute morning sickness, also known as Hyperemesis Gravidarum. She has this same condition now and therefore canceled an appearance scheduled for Monday morning. “As with her previous two pregnancies, The Duchess is suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarum,” says The Palace. “Her Royal Highness will no longer carry out her planned engagement at the Hornsey Road Children’s Centre in London today,” the statement said. “The Duchess is being cared for at Kensington Palace.” Due to this illness, and how it may effect how often we see Middleton going forward, the Royal Family confirmed this big news early. It is believed Kate is still in her first trimester. One half of this cover claim is finally true! She is due some time in the spring of 2018. This must be an especially emotional time for Prince William, whose recently gave a number of interviews because his mother, Princess Diana, passed away 20 years ago late last week. The birth will relegate Prince Harry down to sixth in line to the throne. If the baby is a boy, he will actually NOT displace big sister Charlotte in the line of succession, due to a measure that passed just after Will and Kate’s 2011 wedding. Up until this change, a younger son would usurp his older sister’s place when it comes to inheriting the throne. But all that business is for another day… … the important thing to announce here is that KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT! We are so very happy for her and we wish her nothing but the best. We hope she rests up and we hope the press gives her and her loved ones some room to breathe over the next few months. Hooray for the famous couple! View Slideshow: William and Kate: 18 Times The Tabloids Got It Wrong UPDATE: Talking to reporters on Monday, Prince Harry (who may soon be expecting his first marriage !) said the news was, “fantastic, great. Very, very happy for them.” Asked about Middleton, he added: “I haven’t seen her for a while but I think I she’s okay.” She’s more than okay now, we bet!

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Kate Middleton: Pregnant with Baby #3! FOR REAL!

How is THIS for an appropriate announcement on Labor Day?!? Kate Middleton is pregnant with her third child! Chatter over the state of Middleton’s womb is incessant overseas and within the United States, of course. There’s been talk over whether or not she was expecting baby number-three pretty much since she gave birth to baby number-two. But questions over whether or not Middleton was pregnant have grown stronger of late, with this being one of those rare occasions on which the tabloids got it right. (After, like, 679 times of them getting it wrong.) Kensington Palace has confirmed that the parents off four-year old Prince George and two-year-old Princess Charlotte have another bun in their beloved oven. “Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting their third child,” the statement from reads, concluding: “The Queen and members of both families are delighted with the news.” We don’t know for certain just when Kate or William themselves will speak on the news. During her first two pregnancies, the 35-year old dealt with acute morning sickness, also known as Hyperemesis Gravidarum. She has this same condition now and therefore canceled an appearance scheduled for Monday morning. “As with her previous two pregnancies, The Duchess is suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarum,” says The Palace. “Her Royal Highness will no longer carry out her planned engagement at the Hornsey Road Children’s Centre in London today,” the statement said. “The Duchess is being cared for at Kensington Palace.” Due to this illness, and how it may effect how often we see Middleton going forward, the Royal Family confirmed this big news early. It is believed Kate is still in her first trimester. One half of this cover claim is finally true! She is due some time in the spring of 2018. This must be an especially emotional time for Prince William, whose recently gave a number of interviews because his mother, Princess Diana, passed away 20 years ago late last week. The birth will relegate Prince Harry down to sixth in line to the throne. If the baby is a boy, he will actually NOT displace big sister Charlotte in the line of succession, due to a measure that passed just after Will and Kate’s 2011 wedding. Up until this change, a younger son would usurp his older sister’s place when it comes to inheriting the throne. But all that business is for another day… … the important thing to announce here is that KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT! We are so very happy for her and we wish her nothing but the best. We hope she rests up and we hope the press gives her and her loved ones some room to breathe over the next few months. Hooray for the famous couple! View Slideshow: William and Kate: 18 Times The Tabloids Got It Wrong UPDATE: Talking to reporters on Monday, Prince Harry (who may soon be expecting his first marriage !) said the news was, “fantastic, great. Very, very happy for them.” Asked about Middleton, he added: “I haven’t seen her for a while but I think I she’s okay.” She’s more than okay now, we bet!

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Lohan’s Stepmom Seems Alright of the Day

Kate Major is a totally insignificant character. She was some drunken coke whore that a drunken Michael Lohan, the father of the next Messiah, Lindsay Lohan, making him the modern day JOSEPH in this NEW NEW testament…. So pretty much the bottom of the barrel, likely a cocktail waitress, who fucking cares, she’s a scumbag and disgusting… Just tabloid fodder, who loves being in the tabloids as it is the most she’s accomplished other than finding a famous dad….to cum in her… Well, she got arrested again, they get arrested a lot, and she went off on some racist rant, calling one cop a dyke because she likely was a dyke and the other a monkey, and a slave, and all kind of other disgusting shit, like how she wants to be a White Power idiot, and it’s just too bad she didn’t get shot. This kid of attitude blows my fucking mind, but at the same time, I know she wants nothing more than to get fucked silly by a black cock, so it’s hard to take her serious…she lost me at “I’m famous”….that’s where her credibility in all this bag over her head shit was lost…because sure she’s on TMZ…but they’ll feature anyone to make that Harvey Levin more Jewish money. LOL. Here are some lohan pics to celebrate this vile mess… The post Lohan’s Stepmom Seems Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Enya Bakunova Naked for David Bellemere of the Day

Enya Bakunova is some big titty model…who probably isn’t an actual model, but she’s showing her damn pussy on the damn internet for a damn photoshoot with a French pervert photographer who loves taking nudes pics so much he ended up becoming a Victoria’s Secret mode….and I guess what it comes down to is that I love big titty girls…willing to get naked to get ahead…it makes me want them to sit on my face…until I can’t breath…so that I die a wonderful vagina filled death…. Unfortunately, based on the company she keeps, I can’t afford this kind of pussy…BUT thanks to the internet I can stare at it.. The post Enya Bakunova Naked for David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter is a Pig in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Ariel Winter is some overhyped pig bitch and she’s consistently going out there for the paparazzi because she’ll pretend she doesn’t love it…like she’ll pretend she dresses like a half naked hooker because that’s not her…and that none of it has to do with getting likes and followers to market a TV show to a people who no longer watch TV the way they used to…. Her PR team is calling the paparazzi that she’s dressing up for….showing her ass…and getting her mom to be the evil villain in her storyline for the tabloids…because it all gets these fucking assholes paid… So girl is on a mission…for whatever reason….all while looking dumpy as fuck because she is dumpy as fuck even at 18 with plastic surgery….dumpy as fuck….but people like her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Ariel Winter is a Pig in Fuck Me Boots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash for the Voyeur Paparazzi of the Day

Here’s some Bella Hadid, overrated rich girl with plastic surgery and a good marketing hustle, that got her into the fashion world and thus legit or relevant…doing some mooning the paparazzi she probably called to get in the tabloids as part of her marketing campaign that isn’t that revolutionary but that clearly works…and it is safe to say her fat thighs look better when photoshopped or filtered and that these pics from a few days ago are of a dumpy ass that has no right being the “it girl” of the year…yet she is….because MEDIA is a lie. The post Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash for the Voyeur Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Goodbye Bill O’Reilly

He will be missed!

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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Goodness

Practically every time I do a post on  Doutzen Kroes , I wonder why the Dutch hottie hasn’t become a bigger name in the modeling biz. As far as I can tell, she’s got everything it takes: a perfect body and… yeah, that’s pretty much all it takes. Anyway, the only thing I can think of that she’s missing is a C-list blogger boyfriend to show off for the tabloids. I mean, it can’t hurt to try, right? Call me! » view all 17 photos

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The Old Timer Famewhores of the Day

If you’re wondering what Phoebe Price – Ana Braga – Fenchy Morgan – are up to…you’re in luck…we got you covered – because I know I always am excited to see their antics… The 40-50 year old original tabloid surfers, who managed to get into the tabloids for being outrageous and shameless and willing to do whatever it takes – even as they get older and older, weirder and weirder, melting into their golden years….and they still fucking bring it…and thank god for that…without the pre-instagram…pre internet even – girls who are fueled by getting featured on the last page of the National Enquirer like it matters….we would be less I’m friendly with 2 of the 3 girls – and support all they do…I just find it fun, lighthearted, harmless, despite being weird as fuck…but in a way they are like circus clowns mocking celebrity…and that alone is everything.. The other thing that’s everything is that 2 of the 3 girls text me – and they are always in fights with each other…some days I get Frency Morgan stories from Phoebe…and today they are riding some scooter together -straight into obscurity….then I get Ana Braga love and hate and it’s all so hard to keep up with – but luckily the paparazzi are there to document it…I am old. This is familiar. This is home… The post The Old Timer Famewhores of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Baywatch has Calendar of the Day

Baywatch is really reminding you that they are from the 90s by releasing a shitty Calendar to hype up their stupid fucking movie….because the 90s are in and you better fucking cash in… From Tommy to Calvin Klein to every brand from the 90s re-releasing logos from their brand in the 90s….to Hollywood having no idea, trying to attempt to get the nostalgic 30+ viewer to buy movie tickets – since no one under 30 goes to the movies… So even 90s shitty TV has a shot to be revived…even though in the 90s people only watched it because there were tits in bathing suits on a Friday or Saturday night – in an era pre internet – when we were forced to jerk off to VHS porn and print magazines…featuring the same girls that were in Baywatch… Their movie features girls we can google…naked…so why sit through an hour of bad writing…because the Rock is in it? Winning formula… There is no way anyone is actually emotionally attached to the show, or even nostalgic on the show, but if they exist, you best steer clear from the theater, because it will be filled with the worst humans possible…and that’s a fucking fact… There is no way this won’t be a flop….it has to be a flop….in the mean time…here’s their calendar cuz they know their market…of losers.. The post Baywatch has Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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