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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Love Magazine Too

Posted on March 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OK, so the Kendall Jenner Love Magazine video was a complete fail, and I was hoping that this Alessandra Ambrosio would be better, but I stopped watchign the video after 5 seconds when I realized once again they took a hot chick in a bikini and tried to make it arty. F#ck off! What’s wrong with millennials. Just take the girl, get her on her hands and knees, a$$ up and call it a day! Simple, yet effective!

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The Racist Kim K Emoji of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Kim K released her own Emoji Keyboard…I am going to assume 3 million people bought them for 2 dollars a pop…emoji is the thing everyone is doing because the younger generation hates words, but trashy, played out, Kardashian trash with their middle fingers with diamond, Yeezy shoes, a polished pair of testicles, tooth whitened smile, or the cream covered peach and black card…..get’s there retard, pop culture point across…. There are also bubbles that say “basic”….and pot leafs….and a weird tit flash and stripper poles….cultural appropriation…if the culture she’s appropriating is mall brand commercial rap music… You know take the girl who makes millions upon millions of dollars for being a spoiled rich kid, turn her “urban” because she’s married to a rapper and remind the world that everything is fucking Disney, even pulled down panties and the masses just eat it up… The Kim k emojis need to punch themselves in their Caitlyn Jenner dick….. I guess what I am saying is all I want for Xmas is for Kim K to die. The post The Racist Kim K Emoji of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Middleton Flashes Her Snatch of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Another Euro Mag has managed to bring back the good old fashioned paparazzi scandal pics that feel like they aren’t staged like all the modern new age paparazzi pics…because looking at them makes me feel like a creep stalker on the fire escape peering down at a girl changing her bikini….but not just any girl…the future Queen, Pauper turned Princess, every girl’s Disney Dream…. You can take the girl out of the public pool or beach, but she’s still gotta change out of her bikini…that trashy luxurious lottery winning slag….and the nice thing about it is you can kinda see some beaver action if you have awesome nerd pervert vision…..that clearly I don’t have…cuz I only consider it a vagina shot if I see labia blowing in the wind…this series of shadows and pixelation from the printing and scanning just confuses me…but I’ll do my part as a member of the commonwealth to jerk off to it…cuz peeping on anyone…especially a flasher who likes it…is hot. Fancy.

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Kate Middleton Flashes Her Snatch of the Day

Posted on September 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Let’s Take It To The Trailer Park

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What’s that old saying?

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The Marshmallow Test

Posted on September 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Or: Child Cruelty By Fluff Temptation. I want to take the girl at 3:00 home with me; she speaks my language.

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IGuns Don't Kill People, People Kill People

Posted on August 17, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All the unbridled violence of a murderous rampage, packaged in the convenience of the iPhone. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Tyra’s Weave-Tossing Flash Mob

Posted on August 17, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tyra Banks and some friends decided to hit Union Square in nude bodysuits and discard their fake hair. If only they could have recruited Blake Lively.