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Sinead O’Connor vs. Miley Cyrus: Tale of the Tape!

Posted on October 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s the feud no one saw coming – and it’s also the feud we can’t stop talking about. In one corner: Miley Cyrus, 20-year artist, wrecking ball rider, nearly naked Twerker extraordinaire. In the other corner: Sinead O’Connor, 46-year singer, critic of the music industry , potential plaintiff in a lawsuit against Miley Cyrus . Who comes out when we measure these stars against each other in a patented THG Tale of the Tape? Ring the ball and let’s find out! Miley Cyrus-Sinead O’Connor Feud: Choose a Side! CAREER ALBUMS O’Connor: 9 Cyrus: 4 EDGE: O’Connor TWITTER FOLLOWERS O’Connor: 9,338 Cyrus: 414,457,650 EDGE: Cyrus HAIR Cyrus: Short O’Connor: REALLY short EDGE: O’Connor MEMORABLE SNL EXPERIENCE Cyrus: Portraying Justin Bieber O’Connor: Tearing photo of The Pope in half EDGE: Tie BITTER ENEMY O’Connor: The music industry Cyrus: Clothing EDGE: Cyrus BIGGEST SINGLE O’Connor: “Nothing Compares 2 U” Cyrus: ” Wrecking Ball ” EDGE: Cyrus BIRTH NAME O’Connor: Sinéad Marie Bernadette O’Connor Cyrus: Destiny Hope Cyrus EDGE: O’Connor MOST DARING FASHION STATEMENT O’Connor: Giant chest tattoo Cyrus: This thing EDGE: Tie DISSED BY O’Connor: Frank Sinatra in 1991: “I’d like to kiss her in the ass!” Cyrus: Dr. Laura in 2013: “Miley Cyrus is a piece of scum.” EDGE: Cyrus MOST FAMOUSLY SHAVES O’Connor: Head Cyrus: Crotch EDGE: Neither VERDICT : It’s a tight one! But Miley pulls out this contest by a final score of 4-3-3. Who would have guessed that Dr. Laura would put her over the edge? Do you agree with these results? Chime in now and choose a side: Who are you with in the Sinead O’Connor vs. Miley Cyrus feud?   Team Miley! Team Sinead! Team Both Go Away! View Poll »

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Tale of the Tape: Bobby Brown vs. Chris Brown!

Posted on February 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bobby Brown and Chris Brown. Both controversial figures who share a surname and other attributes. Both R&B singers have found themselves in the news lately for unrelated, semi-scandalous reasons. Both frequent THG conversation topics. Which Brown is best? Or the least terrible? Time for a THG Tale of the Tape! 1. CAREER ALBUMS SOLD Bobby Brown: 20 million Chris Brown: 12 million Edge: Bobby 2. TWITTER FANS Bobby Brown: 33,052 Chris Brown: 8,205,360 Edge: Chris 3. RAP SHEET Bobby Brown: Felony battery, DUI, unpaid child support, parole violation(s) Chris Brown: Felony battery Edge: Chris 4. SWORN ENEMY Bobby Brown: Condoms Chris Brown: Haters Edge: Chris 5. CURRENT PARTNER Bobby Brown: Alicia Etheridge (above, left) Chris Brown: Karrueche Tran (above, right) Edge: Chris 6. CURRENTLY FEUDING WITH Bobby Brown: Cissy Houston Chris Brown: CM Punk Edge: Even 7. BIGGEST HITS Bobby Brown: “My Prerogative”, “Roni” Chris Brown: “Run It”, “With You” Edge: Bobby 8. COLLABORATIONS WITH LOVER/VICTIM Bobby Brown: “Something in Common” Chris Brown: “Turn Up the Music,” “Birthday Cake” remix Edge: Chris Chris Brown on Tosh.0 9. NOTABLE TV APPEARANCES Bobby Brown: Celebrity Fit Club, Gone Country, Being Bobby Brown Chris Brown: Tosh.0 (above) Edge: Chris 10. RECENT FAUX PAS Bobby Brown: Inexplicably leaving Whitney Houston funeral early Chris Brown: Smashing GMA window, weekly Twitter rampage Edge: Even VERDICT : Chris Brown takes it, decisively, 6-2. Despite whatever flaws he has, his career is still on an upward trajectory. Even Rihanna’s recording with him again!

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Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: Green Bay Packers vs. New York Giants

Posted on January 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

THG is making the NFL playoffs as simple as can be. By breaking down the most important aspects of this weekend’s second round playoff games, we already know: The New Orleans Saints will beat the San Francisco 49ers . The New England Patriots will destroy the Denver Broncos . The Baltimore Ravens will prevail over the Houston Texans . Now, let’s finish off the quartet by forecasting the Green Bay Packers vs. the New York Giants… POINTS SCORED IN FIRST MEETING THIS YEAR : Packers: 38 Giants: 35 Edge: Packers NOTABLE AREA FOOD EXPORTS : Packers: Cheddar, sausages Giants: Bagels, Manhattan clam chowder Edge: Packers EMBARRASSING ACTION BY EX-STAR : Packers: Brett Favre texted photos of his penis to an employee Giants: Plaxico Burress shot himself in the thigh Edge: Even OWNED BY : Packers: City of Green Bay Giants: Rooney Mara’s family Edge: Packers CELEBRITY FANS : Packers: Denis Leary, Erin Andrews, David Ortiz (wife is from Wisconsin), Lil Wayne, Jessica Szohr Giants: Jon Bon Jovi, Adam Sandler, Angie Harmon, Busta Rhymes, Mara sisters Edge: Even THE VERDICT : Sorry, Giants fans. While a common upset choice, New York simply doesn’t have what it takes to hang with Green Bay, failing to win a single category and only pulling out a couple ties due to Bon Jovi and a wide receiver who spent time in jail. The Packers take this one, 3-0-2. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?

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Tale of the NFL Playoff Tape: New Orleans Saints vs. San Francisco 49ers

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Patriots will defeat the Broncos in the second round of the NFL playoffs this Saturday night. That’s just a fact, proven by this in-depth analysis of the teams. Now, to continue with our game-by-game breakdown, we tackle (get it?!?!?) the Saints and the 49ers. Who will win? Find out now, based on the following, vital facts, stats and comparisons… LOCAL DELICACY: Saints: Gumbo 49ers: Rice-A-Roni Edge: Saints MOST LIKELY TO SEE ON THE STREETS OF THEIR HOMETOWNS: Saints: Girl-on-girl action 49ers: Man-on-man hand holding Edge: Even FAN SUPPORT: Saints: Who Dat Nation 49ers: People in Northern California care about sports? Edge: Saints MOST MEMORABLE SUPER BOWL MOMENT : Saints: Tracy Porter’s game-clinching interception in Super Bowl XLIV 49ers: John Taylor’s game-winning touchdown reception in Super Bowl XXIII Edge: Even RELATIONSHIP TO REGGIE BUSH: Saints: Employed running back when he dated Kim Kardashian 49ers: None Edge: 49ers THE VERDICT : This will be a close game but the Saints take two of the five categories, while pulling even with the Niners in two others. We can’t bring ourselves to bet against Drew Brees and the abundance of gumbo in New Orleans and, really, neither should you. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?

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Tale of the Tape: Kate Hudson vs. Kim Kardashian

Posted on October 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring back Tale of the Tape , in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity gossip world. This edition of TOTT takes on special meaning with the beginning of the World Series in Yankee Stadium tonight. One of our participants will be there

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