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Megan Samperi Topless of the Day

Megan Samperi is topless.. I am not even going to bother googling her, I know her story, at least I’ve written it in my head…and here it is in the picture form. You come to this site three times a day, so don’t act like you don’t know what is going on here…girl told she’s hot, decides she is hot, thinks she can get big on instagram so she doesn’t have to get a real job, does instagram…so she doesn’t need to get a real job…realizes nude shoots and collabs with photographers with an audience is marketing…does that…ends up on drunkenstepfather…never finds out…because it’s drunkenstepfather not anything relevant like Daily Mail… I like her name because it reminds me of Campari…which all the lame “mixologists”…who anyone who calls themselves a mixologist when they are a bartender is already the worst…well they love Campari…and they are putting in their drinks…like it is the reason the 14 dollar cocktail is 14 dollars and doesn’t get me wasted….like straight rubbing alochol…and I don’t hate Campari….or any Alochol for that matter…it’s just making me feel a little thristy…like Megan Sampari…spritz spritz… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Megan Samperi Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Samperi Topless of the Day

Megan Samperi is topless.. I am not even going to bother googling her, I know her story, at least I’ve written it in my head…and here it is in the picture form. You come to this site three times a day, so don’t act like you don’t know what is going on here…girl told she’s hot, decides she is hot, thinks she can get big on instagram so she doesn’t have to get a real job, does instagram…so she doesn’t need to get a real job…realizes nude shoots and collabs with photographers with an audience is marketing…does that…ends up on drunkenstepfather…never finds out…because it’s drunkenstepfather not anything relevant like Daily Mail… I like her name because it reminds me of Campari…which all the lame “mixologists”…who anyone who calls themselves a mixologist when they are a bartender is already the worst…well they love Campari…and they are putting in their drinks…like it is the reason the 14 dollar cocktail is 14 dollars and doesn’t get me wasted….like straight rubbing alochol…and I don’t hate Campari….or any Alochol for that matter…it’s just making me feel a little thristy…like Megan Sampari…spritz spritz… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Megan Samperi Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Doutzen Kroes Ass in a Thong of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is the fired Victoria’s Secret model who still exists after being fired by the brand, like all their fired talent continues to exist after being fired by the brand, because having worked for the brand, even for just a short period of time, even if it was once, is enough to differentiate you from all women….it instantly makes you better… That said, she’s rich, her husband is some DJ, they have a bunch of kids and she’s hanging out in IBIZA where I guess he has a residency and they are based out of for the summer, you know Euro Rave dreams…that she will sure as fuck not let homie hang out at alone, without her there to supervise and make sure no groupies who are hotter, younger, more relevant than her move in. It’s like it’s her full time job to make sure he doesn’t stray, because she got fired from her other job. She’s got pretty ripped abs in her bikini – not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing – but I guess a good thing since she’s a mom. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Bella Hadid Wet Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t find Bella Hadid appealing at all, but people are sucked into her lie and the marketing hype around her, so I guess I’ll participate in what I think was the ugly daughter of a rich family, that wanted so much to be the pretty girl in the family, that she rode her coattails until people felt compelled to give her work, and accepted her look as exotic or ethnic or unique…when really it wasn’t marketable at all unless she was auditionning to be a rat at the local theater production, something I’m sure she’s not doing because she has no talent beyond standing around getting paid to tag brands on her social media feed. This is styling, smoke and mirrors and it worked and she’s in a bathing suit doing bathing suit things…and what the fuck else do you expect me to say about it. Here she is in some see through shit

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Lottie Moss Wore a Thong to the BRITS of the Day

The BRIT awards happened, which I guess is another award show that no one cares about except maybe the people nominated and the people using the red carpet to draw some media attention to themselves, in what is a “let’s celebrate people who are already celebrated, by putting them up against each other, despite all being winners, to give a sense of challenge, or a benchmark or goal to reach, even if it doesn’t actually matters, but it helps massage their egos”….you know typical marketing hype to sell ads and get “important” people together for a night of bullshit.. Well, some of the bullshit that attended was our girl LOTTIE MOSS, who unlike her amazing HALF sister, who has become an icon in the fashion world, has instead used her name to get on to reality shows, to hang with lame reality show people in London who I guess are the it crowd, who has used social media to post seductively, and who has done maybe one or two model jobs as an extension of her sister’s celebrity…like a real fucking mooch… And now she’s at the BRITS on the red carpet like she matters flashing her wet back thong…wild. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lottie Moss Wore a Thong to the BRITS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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The Only Lucky Dog Is The One Next To Bella Hadid's Boobs

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Madeline Relph Naked of the Day

You don’t need to really know who Madeline Relph is, because I don’t know who she is, but I do appreciate that she’s a hot skinny girl getting naked on social media to showcase to the world, or her audience of 255,000 people, how awesome her life is because she decided to travel and be in a bikini, living between Sydney and Bali, instead of actually getting a job doing whatever the fuck it is people do, because that’s not living and this is living…. You can’t help but buy into the hype that is instagram, when you see girls like this doing it, whatever it is, when it includes getting naked… It’s like they sleep in, they hang by the beach, pop off a pic or two, eat well, hang by the pool, pop off a pic or two and really don’t need to do much else.. In ways it’s lazy…but in reality…it’s adventurous and fun…they are the modern day Christopher Columbus’…being lazy coconut eating weed smoking half naked babes for the internet and I can’t hate on that. The post Madeline Relph Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madeline Relph Naked of the Day

You don’t need to really know who Madeline Relph is, because I don’t know who she is, but I do appreciate that she’s a hot skinny girl getting naked on social media to showcase to the world, or her audience of 255,000 people, how awesome her life is because she decided to travel and be in a bikini, living between Sydney and Bali, instead of actually getting a job doing whatever the fuck it is people do, because that’s not living and this is living…. You can’t help but buy into the hype that is instagram, when you see girls like this doing it, whatever it is, when it includes getting naked… It’s like they sleep in, they hang by the beach, pop off a pic or two, eat well, hang by the pool, pop off a pic or two and really don’t need to do much else.. In ways it’s lazy…but in reality…it’s adventurous and fun…they are the modern day Christopher Columbus’…being lazy coconut eating weed smoking half naked babes for the internet and I can’t hate on that. The post Madeline Relph Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer in a Swimsuit of the Day

Madison Beer is some exploited, just not quite enough, by her mom who managed her teen YOUTUBE account that got her fucked by Bieber, signed to a label, so that she can make her bullshit music no one cares about, we’re just here for the tits…but luckily…tits…come with her marketing of herself – living that good life…taking them vacations with them tits… IMPORTANT. Because big tits on a skinny frame – on a young enough – but not too young girl – good. The post Madison Beer in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer in a Swimsuit of the Day

Madison Beer is some exploited, just not quite enough, by her mom who managed her teen YOUTUBE account that got her fucked by Bieber, signed to a label, so that she can make her bullshit music no one cares about, we’re just here for the tits…but luckily…tits…come with her marketing of herself – living that good life…taking them vacations with them tits… IMPORTANT. Because big tits on a skinny frame – on a young enough – but not too young girl – good. The post Madison Beer in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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