Tila Tequila might be insane. We don’t mean she’s a little quirky, or a bit eccentric. We mean she’s the type of mom to put a Hitler mustache on her baby , post the pic on Instagram, and then wonder why everyone’s so upset. She could be mentally ill, or she may just be the ultimate troll, but either way, Tila’s latest Twitter rant might be one of the great social media meltdowns of all time: Now, before you read any further, it’s important to remember that Tila’s Nazi views recently got her kicked out of the Celebrity Big Brother house, which meand it’s possible she actually believes this crap. So, we guess…trigger warning for mind-boggling idiocy. Are we doing that right? Anyway, the following is a bunch of tweets that Tila posted in the past 48 hours and still has not deleted . Enjoy: “Sometimes I like to kill things just to see how it dies.” “If you need a wheelchair to go grocery shopping because you’re too obese to walk, you deserve to die.” “ALL HEIL #HITILA you know the Nazi’s actually won the war in another parallel that dripped over right?” “Is it just me or does everyone struggle w/vibrating at such high frequencies that it becomes hard 2 stay in your meat suit?” “My apologies about the @MileyCyrus penis ordeal. That happened because I’m always talking about how big my dick is so it manifested.” “Rihanna is a replica of me. I was a ‘Good girl gone bad’ way before she was born. I also drowened [sic] in the bathtub.” “Everyone really deserves to die.” If you can spend your Government cheese feeding that fat ass but cannot afford a healthier lifestyle, you deserve to die.” A great #AtomicBomb in the horizon! The future of mankind shall be incinerated. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust #TheEnd “Remember when I used to call myself #Tilisis? Then a few years later they ripped me off & called the terrorists Isis!” Believe it or not, there are many, many more where that came from. We have to hand it to her – we didn’t think it was possible for anyone to make Amanda Bynes’ tweets seem like a collection of rational, well-reasoned arguments, but Tila pulled it off!
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The sixteenth season of the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother just got underway last week, and it’s already shaping up to be one of the memorably disastrous events in the history of reality television. On day one, Farrah Abraham attacked a housemate and proved to an entire continent that she might be the worst monster that the US celeb culture has ever created. However, shortly thereafter, Tila Tequila was kicked out of the house when it was revealed that she’s a Nazi sympathizer who once posted a pro-Hitler essay alongside a photo of herself in SS gear. That’s tough to beat, but when it comes to contests of awfulness, Farrah isn’t one to go down without a fight. Everyone’s favorite teen-mom-turned-porn-star tried valiantly to reclaim her title as Worst Person Currently Drawing Breath on last night’s episode when she threatened to kill the entire cast! Farrah Abraham FLIPS OUT on Celebrity Big Brother “I was going to obliterate the f–king scum that you have in this f–king house,” Farrah not-so-calmly tells producers in the clip above. “I am going to straight up f–king kill this whole f–king house.” Wow. Doesn’t get much clearer than that. It all started when Farrah got into a spat with someone named Natasha Hamilton, who’s in a band called Atomic Kitten, which is apparently a thing in the UK. No word on why Farrah expanded her murderous wrath to include everyone in the house, but rationality has never been her strong suit. Keep making ‘Murica proud over there, Farrah! View Slideshow: 27 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time
No one would blame you if you scrubbed Tila Tequila from your brain around the same time that you deleted your MySpace account, but we’re here to tell you she’s still around, and against all odds, she’s actually doing pretty well for herself. Tila welcomed a baby girl in November after an unusually tumultuous pregnancy. (More on that later.) Despite the stress of being a single (we think) mom, Tila has apparently found plenty of time for diet and exercise, and she shared the below photo of herself today, just seven weeks after giving birth: “I’m almost back to normal,” Tila captioned the pic. “Still have about 15 pounds to lose, but that shouldn’t be hard since Isabella keeps me moving around the clock! Woo hoo! Let’s go!” Yes, the famous-for-being-shameless former web celeb certainly seems to be high on life these days, and who could blame her? The first photos of Tila’s baby showed a happy, healthy little girl and Ms. Tequila has come a very long way in just the past few months. Following a sex tape scandal, and allegations of Nazi sympathizing, Tila became involved in an ugly dispute with Thomas Paxton Whitaker , whom she initially believed to be her baby daddy. Now, the identity of the father is unknown. Like we said, she hasn’t had the easiest year. So when Tila says her baby saved her life , we genuinely believe her. It’s good to see that she’s in such great shape, but hopefully, Tila’s not planning any sex tape sequels in the near future. 27 Tawdry Tila Tequila Photos 1. Tila Tequila on Her Back Tila Tequila is ready to take it. She lies back here in a still image from her second sex tape.
As you’ve likely heard by now – the hackers are back. When nude Jennifer Lawrence photos were leaked online earlier this month, they signaled the start of a widespread digital theft campaign targeted at female celebrities. The hackers were never caught, but the photos were deleted from the sites where they’d been posted, and the people responsible were rumored to be on the run . Now, however, it looks as though the first round of “leaks” may have been just the beginning, as nude photos of Kim Kardashian and several other women were uploaded to 4Chan and Reddit over the weekend. Nude Celebrity Photos: Who Might Get Hacked Next? 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay may have successfully devalued her private pics by posing nude for Playboy, but we’re sure there a lot of guys out there who still want to see what she looks like un-Photoshopped. The answer is freckly. She looks freckly. While most people wondered how this could happen again, some of us asked a less pressing but equally puzzling question: How the hell was Kim not hacked the first time around? We’re not saying she deserves to have her most intimate photos shared with the world against her will – no one does. But for some reason, when we first heard about ” The Fappening ,” we just assumed Kim would be involved in some way. She’s an A-lister, we know she’s into, um…”amateur photography,” and call us crazy, but we doubt she’s sitting at home coding her own hack-proof firewall. (That’s a thing, right?) So while it’s always sad to see someone victimized, we can’t say we were terribly shocked when Kim was eventually hacked. And since this whole thing probably isn’t over (as far as anyone knows, the creeps responsible are still at large), we got to thinking about who might be targeted next. It seems there are a number of things that might make a female celebrity more likely to be targeted, including: youth, popularity, and being Lindsay Lohan. Two of those three things are usually good, but that’s what these hackers are doing – taking good things (naked celebrities), and making them awful. So check out the list above to see what celebs might be contacting the FBI next. It’s our version of a public service announcement, and while we’re hoping that all of the women we listed don’t get hacked, if any of them would like to willingly send us nude photos as their way thanking us for the warning, then we encourage them to do so. Nude Celebrity Photos: Who’s Been Hacked? 1. Jennifer Lawrence We adore Jennifer Lawrence. And we feel bad that this actress has been victimized by the perverted online hacker.
It may be Labor Day across the United States, but the following celebrities will soon be expecting a very different kind of labor on a very special day in the near future. Because they’re pregnant!!! From women who play superheroes to women who make other women extremely jealous because they’re expecting Ryan Gosling’s baby , many famous females will be adding to their family prior to the end of this calendar year. We think. We know a lot here at The Hollywood Gossip, but we do not know any precise due dates. Based on the timing of their announcement and the research conducted by our staff, however, the odds are strong that the following stars will give birth some time in 2014. We send along our premature congratulations to them all! Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2014 1. Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson is pregnant! She’s expecting her first child with fiance Romain Dauriac
Attention seeker, mentally unstable, internet nude model, turned Myspace superstar, turned MTV show host, money making, relevant despite being useless, turned lesbian with a dead lover, turned jewish convert, turned LESBIAN PORNSTAR , HARDCORE PORNSTAR , Tila Tequila , who I have actually met at least once, and who was very sweet and pleasant…despite having her fans attack me not the internet back when she had fans, because I guess any idiot who supported her then, and joined her “army” has gone on to forget she exists…because there is no loyalty..once your show gets cancelled..just posted this pic of her pregnancy…topless…and hardly hardcore…considering she just released an anal porn ….you would assume didn’t end in pregnancy, because that is the foundation of Anal… Either way, she shouldn’t give up on the PORNSTAR LIFE because she was good at it…in fact it is the only thing she’s been good at pretty much ever… I like to think this is a soft sell for her sex tape in a “see how Tila Tequila got this way” so GET HER SEX TAPE HERE
The most amazing thing about the Tila Tequila pregnancy news, is the fact that Tila Tequila hasn’t killed herself – even though she should have – numerous times over as the tabloid fame whore slut that she is…. She posted this announcement on her Facebook: Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!! She posted this letter to her baby on Facebook Dear Baby, I used to write you letters like this all of the time. I have waited so very long for you to come into my life, and I want you to remember that no matter what people out there say about us just know that you are a gift from God. You saved my life sweet baby! That is more than a miracle, and I love you so very much! Daddy loves you very much too! You are so very special, and never ever let anyone tell you otherwise! Always know this ok? You are my everything! Love Always, Mommy What a fucking joke. Poor kid, he’d be better off an abortion, miscarriage, or put up for adoption… Anything for attention, but that said, I prefer her SEX TAPES ……hope this sells some of her SEX TAPES …and I hope VIVID releases more of her SEX TAPES …. Honestly – her last sex tape was awesome See it here CLICK HERE
Tila Tequila is pregnant, or so she alleged/threatened in a Twitter post Friday. If it’s true, prepare yourselves for the apocalypse, ’cause that may be next. The controversial reality star told her followers : “Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way.” “Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy!” Yayy. “May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! I love you sooooo much little baby!” she added, one day after teasing us with the following: “Hi Everyone! I have missed you all so very much, but I had to disappear for a while to get my act together and enjoy my newfound happiness with sober living!” “I have more exciting news to follow up shortly! I love you all so much and thank you so much for having been there for me throughout all of these years! “I am happy, healthy, glowing & growing these days! Things are only about to get better from this point forward. That’s a promise! hehe – Miss Tila because I missed you!” Who’s the man who put a baby inside Tila Tequila? Is there actually a baby inside Tila Tequila? No one can answer either question with certainty now. Why would any part of us question whether this is legitimate? Because her penchant for lies and PR stunts makes Farrah Abraham look honest. She’s also certifiable. Just a few short months ago, this is a woman who was ranting about being Adolf Hitler reborn … and claiming Paul Walker was murdered . On the flip side, she’s supposedly sober now and having gone off the grid for a few months, maybe Tila Tequila has finally turned over a new leaf. What better way to celebrate than a baby by an unnamed gentleman (just go with it, we need to try to end this story on a positive note somehow) … right? Congratulations, maybe!!!! 25 Tawdry Tila Tequila Photos Open Slideshow 1. Tila Tequila on Her Back Tila Tequila is ready to take it. She lies back here in a still image from her second sex tape. View As List 1. Tila Tequila on Her Back Tila Tequila is ready to take it. She lies back here in a still image from her second sex tape. 2. Tila Tequila Sex Tape Pics Brace yourselves. These are photos from the new Tila Tequila sex tape. 3. Tila Tequila on All Fours Come hither, Tila Tequila. The reality star is on all fours in this sex tape still. 4. Tila Tequila Sex Tape Still This is a photo from the second Tila Tequila sex tape. Look at it at your own risk. 5. Tila Tequila Facebook Pic Actually, she looks kind of wonderful here. 6. A Gross Carpet And that’s more like it. 7. Take the Kiss Back! Darn it. We’re gonna have to clean off our computer screens now. Tila Tequila has just blown a kiss and possibly given them a STD. 8. So Not Hot It’s not shocking that Tila Tequila would wear this outfit. But we are surprised over why she’d be invited to the Maxim Hot 100 party. She isn’t hot. 9. Legs Wide Open Pop quiz: has Tila Tequila ever posed for a photo with her legs closed? The answer is no. 10. Scarcely Clothed This is a typical photo of Tila Tequila: barely clothed and surrounded by all her friends. 11. Red Carpet Mess Tila Tequila hosted a launch party for her CD in May 2010. Very few people showed up for it. 12. More Breasts We get it, Tila Tequila: you have breasts! This really isn’t something you need to show off so often. 13. Classic Tila At a launch party for her CD, Tila Tequila wore… well, this. Should we even ask what readers think of it? 14. Tila in NYC Tila Tequila is now a celebrity blogger. Call us crazy, but we don’t fear this competition. 15. Failing to Sing Tila Tequila is singing in this photo. Correction: she is trying to sing, and failing. 16. (Don’t) Leave Note to Tila Tequila: if you want the paparazzi to leave you alone, just go inside your house. 17. Tila Tequila Cleavage Picture Tila Tequila shows off her cleavage. Surprisingly this is a very unrevealing image for her. 18. Flash! Tila Tequila isn’t afraid to show off her body. In fact, it’s pretty much the only way she ever makes any money. 19. Your Hook Up Tila Tequila sends a smooch to her fans. This photo was taken at a book signing by the reality TV star, as she has penned “Hooking Up with Tila Tequila.” 20. Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel It’s all good in the girl-on-girl ‘hood for Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel, who appear to be pawing at each other again here at the AMAs. Way to go, classy ladies. 21. She Kissed a Girl! And we bet Tila Tequila liked it. The self-proclaimed bisexual gets her lesbian on in this photo. 22. Tila Tequila in Playboy Tila Tequila is everywhere. Here she is from a Playboy pictorial. The model and MySpace vixen has also appeared in Penthouse. 23. Hot, Hot Stuff Tila Tequila on the cover of Stuff magazine. What else needs to be said? 24. Tila Tequila Picture Wanna see Tila Tequila nude? Just pick up this issue of Penthouse. 25. Tila Tequila Pregnant Aaaaand she’s pregnant now supposedly. Yikes.
I know that when it comes to Illuminati, New World Order, Satanist, etc conspiracies…I generally like to turn to Tila Tequila, who despite being a fake titty implant whore from the internet who really has nothing to offer the world, she did get rich and her own show, so she must know a little something about fooling motherfuckers…and even if she’s fallen off because that’s what the Illuminati does to the people they allow on TV, and can’t spell through her meds they have her on…she’s making an effort to get the truth, at least the truth according to her out there… I also know when it comes to the TRUTH, you won’t find it on the media. I get all kinds of celebrity gossip stories from insiders that never get published ever…because the media is a fucking joke… So she’s claiming that she’s got scoop on Paul Walkers death and maybe she does, but if she does, she’ll be played out being a crazy person and a “suicide” will happen, because that’s the life she chose..
