Kirsten Dunst posted some nudes, you know the nudes that you’d get from some cunty hipster bitch you matched on tinder, who you have no patience to deal with beyond the nudes, so you say “send nudes’ and she sends a color palate or a a make-up powder kit…and it makes me angry..only in this time it’s some Kirsten Dunst and her big sloppy tits on her skinny frame – that she’s carried into her adulthood, one I was suprised she survived but that being rich and famous allowed her to come out of the depression, drugs, booze, with the help of god, AA, scientology, or a want to be taken seriously, or make more money…and she’s all of a sudden relevant again…all snaggle tooth of her…and I’m good with it because of the sloppy tits…cleavage out…because I like to reduce all things down to the amount of tit I can see in a pic.. The post Kirsten Dunst Posts her Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kirsten Dunst posted some nudes, you know the nudes that you’d get from some cunty hipster bitch you matched on tinder, who you have no patience to deal with beyond the nudes, so you say “send nudes’ and she sends a color palate or a a make-up powder kit…and it makes me angry..only in this time it’s some Kirsten Dunst and her big sloppy tits on her skinny frame – that she’s carried into her adulthood, one I was suprised she survived but that being rich and famous allowed her to come out of the depression, drugs, booze, with the help of god, AA, scientology, or a want to be taken seriously, or make more money…and she’s all of a sudden relevant again…all snaggle tooth of her…and I’m good with it because of the sloppy tits…cleavage out…because I like to reduce all things down to the amount of tit I can see in a pic.. The post Kirsten Dunst Posts her Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So hey, has anyone noticed that Farrah Abraham has been kind of quiet lately? Sure, there was that whole thing where she stripped and masturbated on a live stream , but you know what we mean. Usually we can’t go a day without Farrah doing something dumb — making some ridiculous statement that barely makes sense, posting something dumb on social media. She’s still doing outrageous things for any tiny little bit of attention she can scrounge up. That masturbation thing we just talked about, and also her very public vaginal rejuvenation , if you needed any examples. But other than that, we really haven’t heard all that much from her. It turns out that she’s been spending a bit of time in Italy with her daughter, Sophia! Which is nice, right? Maybe since she’s homeschooling Sophia these days , she’s teaching her some art and history over there. Stranger thing have happened, probably. But unfortunately, this strange (relatively) silent streak of hers didn’t last for too long. Because she shared this photo of herself with Sophia wandering around Italy, and it’s … well, it’s not getting a lot of positive attention, we’ll say that. Farrah looks OK, even though that red hair is still the worst. She looks happy and sort of peaceful, which is honestly something we never imagined we’d be able to say about this girl. But Sophia, bless her heart … that swimsuit looks to be a little too small for her, and the result is that her butt is hanging out of those bottoms. And according to Instagram, this is very, very bad. “U need to buy ur daughter clothes that fit her,” one of her followers suggested. “Don’t turn her into u.” “Do won’t you dress appropriately and teach your poor little girl some values?” another person asked. “So so sad … really poor parenting.” “Please please have some damn respect for once!” yet another person wrote. “If not for yourself or your daughter, for the culture and country you’re visiting at the time ffs.” Someone really went in for the kill, telling Farrah “Just cuz your parents exploited you doesn’t mean you have to do the same. You know good darn well u saw your kid’s butt in the background cuz we did and we ain’t even the mama.” And if that wasn’t savage enough, she also received the comment “I’m sure daddy Derick is just flipping in his grave. Poor kid!” Some Farrah defenders — believe it or not, she does have some actual fans — theorized that perhaps she simply didn’t notice the wardrobe malfunction. But she posted a similar photo in her Instagram story with the caption “Suns out, buns out,” so that theory’s pretty much out the window. It’s just … why is it so hard for her to be a decent person ? Why does it seem downright impossible for her to just avoid doing things like this? Unfortunately — or fortunately, depending on how you look at it — the world may never know. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
Jessica Simpson drunk from the other day is the highlight of the week – even though she looks as fat as she used to be – and there was zero hot going on….other than being a drunk chick…which is obviously a fetish for most people…who can’t get laid by sober chicks…I think they call it date rape / rape culture even when you’re not the one buying or drugging the drinks..and girl is the one coming up to you, hanging off you, and begging you to be up inside her….rape… Jessica Simpson is a mom of two, probably bored on her pile of money because people handle all that shit for her, half retarded and if you know anything about retards..they all masturbate all the time…avoid the public pool on retard field day…trust me…and she’s likely the one doing the drunk raping of her man / lottery winner – who only played 2 years of NFL which was enough to trap this one in K-Fed Style… The more interesting pic is the butt shot that was rumored to be posed, oh it’s still posted, I wonder how I missed it… BECAUSE I POSTED THIS ONE …but thanks to her being a wholesome southern girl addicted to sex, breeding out of wetlock, being a titty whore and a lie to the world for her personal gain.you know like a good religious souther god fearing american…who sells her shit to other god fearing americans…she does better. The post Jessica Simpson’s Butt Shot I missed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The Audrina Patridge-Corey Bohan divorce has quickly taken a turn for the very ugly. Earlier today, we reported that the f ormer Hills stars were splitting after nearly a year of marriage and nearly nine years of being together overall. We weren’t sure why. We thought maybe becoming parents to a little girl naked Kirra last June had placed a strain on their marriage. It turns out, however, that the reason is far more troubling and insidious. On Monday, September 18, Patridge was granted a restraining order against Bohan for what a source describes to People Magazine as ongoing instances of “emotional abuse.” More specifically and most troubling, there was an incident in mid-April, legal documents claim, during which Audrina says Corey shoved her while she was holding Kirra in her arms. The couple was arguing about Bohan’s alleged infidelity when he proceeded to empty out her purse and punch himself in the head, threatening to do even more damage if she left him. This was the second time in a few weeks, Patridge claims, that Bohan had talked of suicide. She also references an incident on September 6, saying Bohan started calling her names and harassing her after she returned home. “Grow some balls and pull the trigger and file for divorce,” Bohan supposedly yelled at her at the time, prompting Patridge to call the police and file a report. Just over a week later, child protective services came to the residence to meet with her. This past weekend, Bohan showed up for a panel discussion Patridge was taking part in… followed her on stage … and demanded to know their daughter’s whereabouts. “I was shaking at this point,” Audrina says in her legal documents. She asked for a restraining order the next day. HOWEVER, Bohan allegedly showed up on September 19 and refused to leave Audrina’s home. He installed five video cameras around the premises to keep tabs on her and called her a “f-cking cunt.” “I am fearful of [Corey’s] temper because he cannot control his swearing and personal attacks on me, even when in the presence of our young daughter,” writes Audrina. The restraining order requires Bohan to remain at least 100 feet away from his estranged wife, his daughter and even his dog. As for the divorce, Patridge is demanding primary physical and legal custody of 15-month-old Kirra. She is asking a judge to shut Bohan down if he asks for spousal support. And, finally, she wants an order specifically prohibiting Bohan from taking Kirra to his native land of Australia. Talk about a terrible ending to what had appeared to have been a stable love story. Patridge and Bohan had been together since 2008, remaining close even throughout filming of The Hills, an unusual development for couples that appear on reality television. Alas, the relationship has ended on the most sour of notes. For the sake of their young daughter, let’s hope Audrina and Corey find a way to work this out as amicably as possible. View Slideshow: 14 Most Toxic Relationships in Reality TV History
I like to think that Lindsay Lohan is my spirit animal, that we are connected at the soul, that she is the most wonderful and relevant flower from heaven that has been chewed up and spat out by her parents and Hollywood, you know someone who was all the rage, getting all kinds of money, even though I’ve NEVER seen a Lohan movie in my life, but rather just saw the demise, the ego, the fame, the tits, the paparazzi, the partying, the destruction…the disappearing, the all her jobs going to Amanda Seyfried…it was a wild ride that we’ll never live out again because celebrity doesn’t exist anymore… Well, she’s at an event, she’s left the house, in Europe, in Hiding, like Roman Polanski, still Lohan, still wonderful, just a bit more terrifying to look at…because I don’t really understand what the fuck I’m looking at…but apparently it’s our Queen and for that we bow down…even if she’s monstrous…the fact she’s LOHAN overpowers all…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE But it’s safe to say, she’s better suited for nude shoots, but maybe not in her current state, but in these Lindsay Lohan Throwback Playboy Nudes – Because – GREAT TITS NEVER DIE EVEN WHEN THEY DIE…because we have photographic evidence. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The Kardashians are vile people, but a prime example of how idiotic America consumerism is. The bitch isn’t hot, was never hot, but her and her army / family told people she was hot, and next thing you know the hairy troll with a fake ass was in sex tapes that went viral, with TV shows that people actually watched, not me, I’ve never seen an episode, and was able to really push the entire family into being earners, the best AVON Ladies on the block….called the billionaire family…and not just because the stepdad turned his dick into a pussy..because of the evil power this monster has….that was just bonus… Well, she’s pregnant with a third kid, she just doesn’t use her own uterus, like hiring a maid, the breeding version…why bother fucking up your mangled whore pussy again, you spend all this time getting plastic surgery on your body – it’s cheaper to just pay someone to get wrecked for you..you know a groupie fan who’s dream in life is having a Kanye and Kim baby inside her…a baby that should take control of her body and brain and make her jump in front of the train…knowing that baby is part of some master marketing plan..exploited…and baby knows there are probbably 10 other ones like him in uteruses or is it UTERI in the neighborhood…because bitch is on some master race in her image shit… All while having time to be old, disgusting, shameless in a bikini…because bitch has never actually worked…she’s a scam…a lie…you created her..you idiots… She’s a fucking freak of nature, a horror movie character, that girls find hot and take on the same plastic surgery hustle..it’s weird…real weird…Michael Jackson… The post Pregnant with her Third Baby Kim Kardashian Clown Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you listen to enough internet commenters who concern-troll celebrities, mothers shouldn’t eat anything (but also shouldn’t be “too thin”) and also should always look their best without ever looking “too good.” This time, the celebrity getting unfairly slammed is none other than the beautiful and talented Jenna Dewan Tatum. Her “crime” this time? Showing her butt. Jenna Dewan Tatum is an actress, an exceptional dancer, and yes, she’s also a mom. And guess what: she has a butt. Barring an extremely rare birth defect or a horrifying injury, just about all humans have butts. (Yes, even your friend who laments that they “don’t even have an ass.”) Her husband Channing Tatum’s bragged about her naked body before, so it can’t really be that surprising. But when Jenna posted this photo to her Instagram, mom-shamers swarmed the comments to give her a hard time. She looks so great! Like, of course she does. But still. Okay, done admiring her spectacular glutes? Then we can move on. So, this was part of Jenna Dewan Tatum’s “cheeky balcony” photo series on Instagram. So far, there are just the two pictures in the series. We hope that the hateful responses haven’t discouraged Jenna from continuing with it. Firstly, because no one should be discouraged from doing what’s fun or enjoyable for them because of other people’s hate. But also just because she looks amazing and every photo of her is just a blessing. These are classy, beautiful photographs of a talented and gorgeous woman. So, naturally, the mom-shamers swooped in. Apparently, you’re not allowed to have a body anymore after you have a child. Negative comment after negative comment said just about the same thing. What varied was the level of direct rudeness. “You have a kid . . . Shame on you.” That one sounds like Jenna’s being shamed for being a mother, period. “She’s a mother and married. Smh, disappointed at Jenna.” Oh boy, that one’s mom-shaming and wife-shaming. A real twofer. (Not that it would matter if he did, but Channing Tatum clearly doesn’t mind … and there’s a more-than-decent chance that he took the photo himself) “Of course she is hot but poor Everly. What signals is she sending to her young daughter? Mummy’s bum is all over the net haha. Lead by example.” Thanks, consummately British mom-shamer. ( Mum -shamer?) She’s not texting her butt to her 4-year-old daughter. Everly won’t be old enough to sign up for any social media for another 9 years. And by that point, if not already, Everly will be mature enough to accept the fact that her mother has a butt. (Unlike these commenters) “Beautiful, but you are a mother. Be a role model for your daughter.” Being confident in her beautiful body and showing exactly as much of it as she likes is a great way to role model for her daughter. (This, by the way, was a photo that Channing Tatum had previously shared.) Jenna Dewan didn’t reply directly. Too many celebrities get bogged down trying to respond to trolls. This gives them exactly what they want, more often than not. Instead, Jenna just shared some words of wisdom that seemed to be aimed at the trolls. “You can tell who the strong women are. They are the ones you see building up one another instead of letting each other down.” That’s not exactly a subtweet … but it’s something . Jenna Dewan Tatum is a delight. We’re glad that she has a husband who’s worthy of her. View Slideshow: 29 Stars Who Shamed Their Body-Shamers
Kevin Hart Talks With Cops To Catch Extortionists It’s all fun and games until someone’s behind bars. At least that’s what Kevin Hart wants his greedy smash partner to know. After coming clean about stepping out on his wife of one year Eniko Parrish to circumvent a blackmail attempt by one of the women he had extramarital relations with …Kevin is looking to bring the full hammer of the law down on the culprit. According to TMZ , sources say Kevin had a lengthy conversation with law enforcement by phone today, letting them know everything he knew about the people responsible for the extortion attempt. Apparently, there is more than one person looking for a come up off the video. And as for Miss “MoMo,” we hear that even though she’s suspect number one, she swears she had no idea this video was on the way, and she’s just as much of a victim as Kevin. She and her lawyer even claim that she’s ready to take a lie detector test to prove it — provided Kevin and crew come up off a $420,000 check for her time. Sounds SUPER innocent, right? Anyway, what do you think? As much as we feel for Kevin…if he didn’t open this door there’d be no room for and extortion attempt like this to happen. Getty/Instagram
It's been just over a week since Joseph Duggar and Kendra Caldwell got married , but the couple has kept a surprisingly low profile in the days since they exchanged vows. We don't know where Joe and Kendra honeymooned, or how they're enjoying married life thus far. But thanks to a video the couple uploaded over the weekend, we know exactly how they feel about the newest addition to the Duggar clan. As you may have heard, Josh and Anna Duggar welcomed their fifth child earlier this month. The news received a mixed response from fans, as folks generally aren't thrilled when known child abusers have more kids, but within the Duggar clan, Josh and Anna received nothing but praise and well-wishes. And because video greetings uploaded to to public forums are the preferred method of communication for this family, Joseph and Kendra offered kind words on YouTube. The delivery on these clips is usually awkward and strained, as though there's a gunman with cue cards just off camera, but the sentiment is nice, we guess. It seems Kendra is still getting accustomed to addressing the Duggar faithful, and she seems more than a little uncomfortable. But hey, she'll get used to it, right? She better, as unless she's involved in some sort of a massive scandal on par with what Josh did, she'll be living her life in front of a camera from here on out. Watch Joseph and Kendra's video message to Josh and Anna below:
