Sasha Cohen is some Olympic figure skater who loves being in her bikini. This time she’s spiced it up with some YOGA poses in her bikini. Which is convenient, cuz I’ve been masturbating to Yoga girls on Instagram for the last month. It is my new hardcore porn, because there’s something nice about a contained body in spandex doing poses that are unnatural but amazing…especially when fantasizing about fucking them in that pose… So like this was figure skating on a Sunday when hungover, with all the panty flashing, camel toe and athleiticism, and I’d be willing to jerk off to it…fit, tight, bendy….awesome. Time to join the Yoga for the health benefits, but more importantly to stare at farting, tight asses.
I’ve posted Ellie Goulding in her bikini before, and it was uneventful last time, and just as uneventful this time. Maybe it is cuz I am not her fan and I don’t know who she is. Maybe it is cuz I don’t find her hipster ass hanging out of her jean shorts hot, even though tI think I do, or maybe it is that some things just don’t change… But I am posting it anyway cuz I have nothing better going on….and really it is not all that bad. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Miranda Kerr is in Vogue Australia and she’s in a bikini top in one of the pictures. I probably shouldn’t pay attention to things like this, I am sure there are many better things for me to be doing with my time….Like looking at pics of Miranda Kerr naked, or half naked, in the hundreds of posts I have done on her….but for some reason, I’m sucked into this one, maybe cuz it’s for a magazine that drops in April, making me feel like I am Michael J Fox, pre-shakes, traveling into the future, without getting off my fucking couch. Here are the pics
We waited for my wristband and lanyard for about 20 minutes. At this point I was teary, and everyone was looking at me like, “Er why’s she upset?” We waited, then for about another half an hour they explained to us what would be happening and they did a raffle. I was about 20th in line out of something like 150 people. Because we had to go around a corner and into a room with a curtain, I wasn’t expecting Justin to be right there. When I saw him, I startled myself and was basically hyperventilating when the curtain was drawn back for the person in front of me, but I had to keep it together. When I was asked to step in, I ran right over to him, and went on the furthest side to the curtain. Literally I was so mesmerized by his face I couldn’t look away, it was just absolutely flawless. As this was happening, I whispered, “Oh my gosh. I love you so much, thank you for all you’ve done for me,” and he replied with, “I just make music.” Then the photo was taken so quickly and I was grabbed by security. Before I went in, I was told to leave presents for Justin on a table outside but I deliberately didn’t, so when I was next to him, I said, “Can I give you this.” It was a necklace dog tag photo frame of him and his mother on the inside. He grabbed it off me and was about to give it to his bodyguard, but looked down and seen it was of him and his mum, so put it in his pocket instead. After that, I was literally on the floor SOBBING. Like I’ve never ever cried that much, I felt so sick and this time I didn’t care who was looking at me. Some girls who were standing outside the exit were congratulating me, it was so sweet the way they were genuinely happy for me. They told me that I was the only one they’d seen crying. I was then interviewed for the Sunday People and went to the concert where I caught the T-shirt Tay James threw out to the crowd. As I was really close, Justin sang, making eye contact with me for a few bars of ‘Believe’ and ‘Be Alright,’ and it was so perfect. I knew he was special and I could feel it. See more here: We waited for my wristband and lanyard for about 20 minutes. At…
We waited for my wristband and lanyard for about 20 minutes. At this point I was teary, and everyone was looking at me like, “Er why’s she upset?” We waited, then for about another half an hour they explained to us what would be happening and they did a raffle. I was about 20th in line out of something like 150 people. Because we had to go around a corner and into a room with a curtain, I wasn’t expecting Justin to be right there. When I saw him, I startled myself and was basically hyperventilating when the curtain was drawn back for the person in front of me, but I had to keep it together. When I was asked to step in, I ran right over to him, and went on the furthest side to the curtain. Literally I was so mesmerized by his face I couldn’t look away, it was just absolutely flawless. As this was happening, I whispered, “Oh my gosh. I love you so much, thank you for all you’ve done for me,” and he replied with, “I just make music.” Then the photo was taken so quickly and I was grabbed by security. Before I went in, I was told to leave presents for Justin on a table outside but I deliberately didn’t, so when I was next to him, I said, “Can I give you this.” It was a necklace dog tag photo frame of him and his mother on the inside. He grabbed it off me and was about to give it to his bodyguard, but looked down and seen it was of him and his mum, so put it in his pocket instead. After that, I was literally on the floor SOBBING. Like I’ve never ever cried that much, I felt so sick and this time I didn’t care who was looking at me. Some girls who were standing outside the exit were congratulating me, it was so sweet the way they were genuinely happy for me. They told me that I was the only one they’d seen crying. I was then interviewed for the Sunday People and went to the concert where I caught the T-shirt Tay James threw out to the crowd. As I was really close, Justin sang, making eye contact with me for a few bars of ‘Believe’ and ‘Be Alright,’ and it was so perfect. I knew he was special and I could feel it. See more here: We waited for my wristband and lanyard for about 20 minutes. At…
My name is Claudia, and let me tell you something, I don’t stop until I’ve reached my goal, and in this case, I didn’t stop trying until I met Justin . So this is what happened: On March 8 2013, I had to go to a workshop and it finished early, so from there, I went to Justin’s hotel. When I got there, his hotel was EMPTY. My heart dropped because I knew that day was my last chance of hopefully meeting Justin before he tours the rest of Europe. I didn’t want to go home feeling disappointed. Minus six people, the barricades had gone, no paparazzi, and I remembered this morning, it looked like Justin was pictured going into a new hotel. With the beliebers that were there, I asked them if Justin had moved for sure, and they said yes. We all left to go to his new hotel, and I was half hoping that I’d see him , because for the past two weeks I’d spent a lot of time waiting for him, with no luck. I was told that loads of people with paparazzi are there, so I was thinking to myself, “Hmmm, is there any point of me going?” but as usual, my instinct told me to go and try it out at least. Then, about 10 minutes after I arrived with the other beliebers, the security moved all the barricades to the back of the hotel. We all ran there and thought he was coming out that way. Something about the way he laid out the barricades looked strange. They had boxed the barricades, and I was thinking, “How the hell is he going to get out?” One of the beliebers I was with was like, “He might walk out through that little space where the paparazzi were…” but I still stayed put. Little did I know that on the other side, Justin had come out and that’s when the paparazzi started saying stuff to him, no fans were there. The few that were there started crying because they had seen Justin. Then everyone left because it was around half past 2, and they thought that he might have left to go to the O2. I was thinking that it was too early to leave, he doesn’t rehearse anymore so he’ll probably come back and leave again. Then the beliebers I was with, half of them left to get something to eat, so there were only like 6 of us left. I wasn’t expecting him to come back but I took the chance anyway and waited outside his hotel. Then, we started talking to the security guards who were really friendly, and they are both Europeans. Then, a black tinted van parked outside the hotel entrance and guess who came out, JUSTIN. He literally walked STRAIGHT to the girls and I, and I asked him if I could take a photo and I said, “I don’t have a camera!” He was like, “You don’t have a camera? Take it on hers” (one of the girls I met, Tasnim). So we took the photo, and I didn’t even think to tell him what I really wanted to say to him! My mind went blank. Then he took photos with Tasnim, which he asked me to take for her and she asked him if he was alright and reminded him that us beliebers are there for him. He thanked her and told her that he loves her! Before he left, she asked him for a hug and he said, “Yeah, sure.” Then he went over to another two girls who had the same book that he instagrammed a few days back. He’s so skinny in real life and short but such a sweet kid who truly loves his beliebers. I heard that he thought that he was losing fans so I’m glad that when he came out of his car, (after the paparazzi incident) he came straight to us and talked to us for like two minutes. I just want him to be happy. When he left he was like, “I’ve gotta go, I still feel sick and I don’t want you guys to get sick!” and left. The girls and I freaked out because he was so calm and so were we . It felt like I wasn’t talking to a celeb really, it was just cool. Then after about 40 minutes, he came out again and touched some fans’ hand on the other side of the barriers at the front of the hotel. I walked over to the side of the road and said, “Bye Justin.” I’m not so sure if he heard or not to be honest…but it didn’t bother me, and that’s my story. You know, if there is something that I’ve learned, it’s that, you should never expect what you want to happen, because it doesn’t always work. Justin honestly cares about his beliebers, and if you are calm and there is no paps, HE WILL STOP or make some form of acknowledgement. I always said to myself that I don’t want to scream in front of him if I ever meet him and I didn’t. The fact that someone filmed it too, I will never forget it. March 8, 2013 I also met the loveliest people. I can’t thank those girls I met enough for being nice to me and telling me where the hotel was, taking the picture for me, speaking to all of us and taking pictures with us. But to wrap this all up, I don’t want to say, “never say never” etc, but if you want to meet Justin, do everything in your power to meet him. If it means tweeting his crew, DMing, waiting outside broadcasting studios/radio stations/hotels for hours, you’ll be happier in the end when you do see him. It’s not as easy as it seems to meet Justin, whether you live in a place that he goes to often or not, but your time will come. Keep supporting him. -Claudia (@ohheyclaudiaaa) View post: My name is Claudia, and let me tell you something, I don’t stop…
My name is Claudia, and let me tell you something, I don’t stop until I’ve reached my goal, and in this case, I didn’t stop trying until I met Justin . So this is what happened: On March 8 2013, I had to go to a workshop and it finished early, so from there, I went to Justin’s hotel. When I got there, his hotel was EMPTY. My heart dropped because I knew that day was my last chance of hopefully meeting Justin before he tours the rest of Europe. I didn’t want to go home feeling disappointed. Minus six people, the barricades had gone, no paparazzi, and I remembered this morning, it looked like Justin was pictured going into a new hotel. With the beliebers that were there, I asked them if Justin had moved for sure, and they said yes. We all left to go to his new hotel, and I was half hoping that I’d see him , because for the past two weeks I’d spent a lot of time waiting for him, with no luck. I was told that loads of people with paparazzi are there, so I was thinking to myself, “Hmmm, is there any point of me going?” but as usual, my instinct told me to go and try it out at least. Then, about 10 minutes after I arrived with the other beliebers, the security moved all the barricades to the back of the hotel. We all ran there and thought he was coming out that way. Something about the way he laid out the barricades looked strange. They had boxed the barricades, and I was thinking, “How the hell is he going to get out?” One of the beliebers I was with was like, “He might walk out through that little space where the paparazzi were…” but I still stayed put. Little did I know that on the other side, Justin had come out and that’s when the paparazzi started saying stuff to him, no fans were there. The few that were there started crying because they had seen Justin. Then everyone left because it was around half past 2, and they thought that he might have left to go to the O2. I was thinking that it was too early to leave, he doesn’t rehearse anymore so he’ll probably come back and leave again. Then the beliebers I was with, half of them left to get something to eat, so there were only like 6 of us left. I wasn’t expecting him to come back but I took the chance anyway and waited outside his hotel. Then, we started talking to the security guards who were really friendly, and they are both Europeans. Then, a black tinted van parked outside the hotel entrance and guess who came out, JUSTIN. He literally walked STRAIGHT to the girls and I, and I asked him if I could take a photo and I said, “I don’t have a camera!” He was like, “You don’t have a camera? Take it on hers” (one of the girls I met, Tasnim). So we took the photo, and I didn’t even think to tell him what I really wanted to say to him! My mind went blank. Then he took photos with Tasnim, which he asked me to take for her and she asked him if he was alright and reminded him that us beliebers are there for him. He thanked her and told her that he loves her! Before he left, she asked him for a hug and he said, “Yeah, sure.” Then he went over to another two girls who had the same book that he instagrammed a few days back. He’s so skinny in real life and short but such a sweet kid who truly loves his beliebers. I heard that he thought that he was losing fans so I’m glad that when he came out of his car, (after the paparazzi incident) he came straight to us and talked to us for like two minutes. I just want him to be happy. When he left he was like, “I’ve gotta go, I still feel sick and I don’t want you guys to get sick!” and left. The girls and I freaked out because he was so calm and so were we . It felt like I wasn’t talking to a celeb really, it was just cool. Then after about 40 minutes, he came out again and touched some fans’ hand on the other side of the barriers at the front of the hotel. I walked over to the side of the road and said, “Bye Justin.” I’m not so sure if he heard or not to be honest…but it didn’t bother me, and that’s my story. You know, if there is something that I’ve learned, it’s that, you should never expect what you want to happen, because it doesn’t always work. Justin honestly cares about his beliebers, and if you are calm and there is no paps, HE WILL STOP or make some form of acknowledgement. I always said to myself that I don’t want to scream in front of him if I ever meet him and I didn’t. The fact that someone filmed it too, I will never forget it. March 8, 2013 I also met the loveliest people. I can’t thank those girls I met enough for being nice to me and telling me where the hotel was, taking the picture for me, speaking to all of us and taking pictures with us. But to wrap this all up, I don’t want to say, “never say never” etc, but if you want to meet Justin, do everything in your power to meet him. If it means tweeting his crew, DMing, waiting outside broadcasting studios/radio stations/hotels for hours, you’ll be happier in the end when you do see him. It’s not as easy as it seems to meet Justin, whether you live in a place that he goes to often or not, but your time will come. Keep supporting him. -Claudia (@ohheyclaudiaaa) View post: My name is Claudia, and let me tell you something, I don’t stop…
It’s amazing to finally be able to write this. I’ve been lucky enough to meet Justin twice! The first time I met Justin was at the London book signing. I woke up one morning and one of my best friends had texted me and said that Justin was doing a book signing in London and tickets were one sale at 9 am. I had woken up after 9 and I rushed to my laptop. In some sort of act of God, I managed to get a book and two wristbands. I was officially going to meet Justin! Two weeks later the day came and I had to go to school in the morning, hours have never felt so long! Two of my best friends and I went to London and queued in the cold with all the other beliebers. I finally got to meet the boy I had seen videos of for years in the flesh. The signing was incredibly quick. All that happened was you went behind the curtain, saw Justin, he signed the book and you moved on and left. I couldn’t believe he was finally in front of me and I was talking faster than I ever have in my entire life I told him it was my eighteenth birthday and he said, “Aww happy birthday. Nice to meet you.” I will never forget those words and the outfit he was wearing. He was sat down so all I could see was his torso and face and it was just perfection! I also was incredibly lucky and I had a meet and greet for the Believe tour. I had to count down the 297 days for and it was such a long wait! But finally the day came, February 22, 2013 . I got up in the morning and my dad had to drive me to Manchester, approximately three and a half hours from my house. It was so exciting and nerve-racking. The moment arrived, after all the years of waiting I was about to stand next to, talk to and have a photograph with Justin Bieber. The host Ryan told me to wave my wristband when I got to the front of the queue. I did so and this meant that I could go in alone. Just me and Justin (other than security.) We had been pre-warned about screaming and acting calm. I walked behind the curtain and asked the man to take my bags from me because I was alone and had nobody to hold them. He refused and I didn’t argue. I turned around and he was right there. Justin was standing right there. He had all black on and he just didn’t seem real. He looked so perfect. He is seriously like some sort of angel he looks like actual perfection in real life. He had just got back from his vacation and therefore he was really tanned. The woman in front of me argued a little to get her own individual photo, this meant I had a few more valuable seconds to take it all in and just look at him. As soon as she was done, I walked towards him. I didn’t know what to do in the moment. I just said “Hi Justin” really quickly and nervously. He simply replied, “Heeeeey” all calm and cool and put his arm around me. I turned around and posed for the photo. My photo is incredible and I’m so happy with it. Incredible is the only word that I can use. After the flash, I heard the photographer and Justin say “Thank you!” as if my time was up. I put out my hand almost like I was going to grab him, but what happened was he placed his hand underneath mine and the other on top. He was holding my hands and he looked me in the eyes. I said something like, “I love you so much, thank you so much. I’ve been a fan for so long, I can’t believe this.” He said, “I love you too, thank you for coming,” and with that I had to leave. The second I left him, my eyes filled up and I began to cry. I didn’t understand how someone could be so perfect. I then had the concert to go to which was perfection. But if anyone is considering buying a meet and greet, do it! It may be a lot of money and you may not get long with him but it is incredible and a moment I will never forget for as long as I shall live. After I met Justin, I stood and cried with the other beliebers all together like a little family. We get each other and although they drive me crazy, I’m proud to be one and I will support Justin forever. I will never blame him for mistakes he makes. He is only human and I respect that and I respect him. -@ CarlyStrange9 Continue reading here: It’s amazing to finally be able to write this. I’ve…
It’s amazing to finally be able to write this. I’ve been lucky enough to meet Justin twice! The first time I met Justin was at the London book signing. I woke up one morning and one of my best friends had texted me and said that Justin was doing a book signing in London and tickets were one sale at 9 am. I had woken up after 9 and I rushed to my laptop. In some sort of act of God, I managed to get a book and two wristbands. I was officially going to meet Justin! Two weeks later the day came and I had to go to school in the morning, hours have never felt so long! Two of my best friends and I went to London and queued in the cold with all the other beliebers. I finally got to meet the boy I had seen videos of for years in the flesh. The signing was incredibly quick. All that happened was you went behind the curtain, saw Justin, he signed the book and you moved on and left. I couldn’t believe he was finally in front of me and I was talking faster than I ever have in my entire life I told him it was my eighteenth birthday and he said, “Aww happy birthday. Nice to meet you.” I will never forget those words and the outfit he was wearing. He was sat down so all I could see was his torso and face and it was just perfection! I also was incredibly lucky and I had a meet and greet for the Believe tour. I had to count down the 297 days for and it was such a long wait! But finally the day came, February 22, 2013 . I got up in the morning and my dad had to drive me to Manchester, approximately three and a half hours from my house. It was so exciting and nerve-racking. The moment arrived, after all the years of waiting I was about to stand next to, talk to and have a photograph with Justin Bieber. The host Ryan told me to wave my wristband when I got to the front of the queue. I did so and this meant that I could go in alone. Just me and Justin (other than security.) We had been pre-warned about screaming and acting calm. I walked behind the curtain and asked the man to take my bags from me because I was alone and had nobody to hold them. He refused and I didn’t argue. I turned around and he was right there. Justin was standing right there. He had all black on and he just didn’t seem real. He looked so perfect. He is seriously like some sort of angel he looks like actual perfection in real life. He had just got back from his vacation and therefore he was really tanned. The woman in front of me argued a little to get her own individual photo, this meant I had a few more valuable seconds to take it all in and just look at him. As soon as she was done, I walked towards him. I didn’t know what to do in the moment. I just said “Hi Justin” really quickly and nervously. He simply replied, “Heeeeey” all calm and cool and put his arm around me. I turned around and posed for the photo. My photo is incredible and I’m so happy with it. Incredible is the only word that I can use. After the flash, I heard the photographer and Justin say “Thank you!” as if my time was up. I put out my hand almost like I was going to grab him, but what happened was he placed his hand underneath mine and the other on top. He was holding my hands and he looked me in the eyes. I said something like, “I love you so much, thank you so much. I’ve been a fan for so long, I can’t believe this.” He said, “I love you too, thank you for coming,” and with that I had to leave. The second I left him, my eyes filled up and I began to cry. I didn’t understand how someone could be so perfect. I then had the concert to go to which was perfection. But if anyone is considering buying a meet and greet, do it! It may be a lot of money and you may not get long with him but it is incredible and a moment I will never forget for as long as I shall live. After I met Justin, I stood and cried with the other beliebers all together like a little family. We get each other and although they drive me crazy, I’m proud to be one and I will support Justin forever. I will never blame him for mistakes he makes. He is only human and I respect that and I respect him. -@ CarlyStrange9 Continue reading here: It’s amazing to finally be able to write this. I’ve…
Proof that thirsty hoes exist world wide…. Brazilian Women Admit To Lying About Affairs With U.S. Senator For Money Three of the Brazilian women involved in the United States sex scandal that put Senator Robert Mendez on blast for allegedly paying for sex while on a government funded trip have now come out to admit that THEY were paid to lie about the whole thing. via Huffington Post Three women were paid to falsely claim in videotaped interviews that they had sex for money with a U.S. senator in the Dominican Republic, a spokesman for the police said Monday. The women, whose claims generated media attention in the United States, were hired by a Dominican attorney to make the videotaped statements, spokesman Maximo Baez told reporters. Two of the women received about $425 and the other was paid about $300, he said. Authorities are seeking to interrogate the attorney, Melanio Figueroa, about the payments and have not determined his motive or whether he was in turn paid by someone else to set up the interviews, Baez said. The women have not been detained. The police spokesman was making his most detailed comments to date on an investigation into the source of allegations that U.S. Sen. Robert Menendez had sex with prostitutes, including two who were underage at the time, while in the Dominican Republic with his friend and campaign contributor, Dr. Salomon Melgen, a south Florida doctor, and with Vinicio Castillo Seman, an attorney whose family is politically prominent in the Dominican Republic. Castillo and Menendez have denied hiring prostitutes. $300-$400 was all it took for these money-hungry ho bags To permanently eff up this guys’ reputation and do major damage to his career. SMH.
