I wonder if Miranda Kerr got all this new found titty confidence when she was fucking Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last year, and dude was like “shit this is way better than how Usher Breast Feeds Me”…. Or maybe this is the dress you wear when your titties aren’t wanted anymore after getting fired for fucking Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret show last year… You know to make you feel wanted or at least to get people talking…and it works for me…
You know that Sofia Vergara is so committed to staying hot that she’s got a basement lab where they kill orphans for her to drink their blood…but she doesn’t post those witch sorcery shit…that would make people think she’s weird…but she does post pics of her doing pilates or whatever this demonstration of different sex positions you can her in…but in her defence every picture of a girl is her showing off a different sex position…this may not be hot, but you’ll probably jerk off to it..
Anastasia Ashley is that whore twerker surf chick who got famous with her 5 million views pre-contest twerk some pervert who doesn’t understand the importance of twerking warm-up. I mean I think that is how Patrick Swayze warmed up on set of Point Break, but only Keanu really knows and he’d never tell his homo secrets… Either way, people seem to care about her, she’s on all the sites, like she’s the next Miley Cyrus with a better ass… She did some photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of, she didn’t show her titties for fashion, I’m positing it cuz I’m riding that Anastasia Ashley wave, and I’m sure her 4 fans will actually care…. I’d rather be sniffing her wet bikini bottoms that gave her a yeast infection…
Anastasia Ashley is that whore twerker surf chick who got famous with her 5 million views pre-contest twerk some pervert who doesn’t understand the importance of twerking warm-up. I mean I think that is how Patrick Swayze warmed up on set of Point Break, but only Keanu really knows and he’d never tell his homo secrets… Either way, people seem to care about her, she’s on all the sites, like she’s the next Miley Cyrus with a better ass… She did some photoshoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of, she didn’t show her titties for fashion, I’m positing it cuz I’m riding that Anastasia Ashley wave, and I’m sure her 4 fans will actually care…. I’d rather be sniffing her wet bikini bottoms that gave her a yeast infection…
I was emailed a long time about about this People’s Court Judge Marilyn Milian chick…who is 52 and who has clearly bought herself some implants with her People’s Court money…all European on the beach with her titties hanging out….despite being thick…but still kinda erotic for daytime television fetishists everywhere..but forgot to post the pics… Now they are doing the rounds and all I gotta say is thank god she’s not Judge Wapner…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
You can look at this from a few angles. The first is that cops are assholes and they assert force, usually unnecessary, and focus on the wrong issues, usually while breaking the laws themselves…but that’s a given, that’s why we call them PIGS and that’s why we hate them, they are fun killers…. Black people can look at this as Racial profiling, these white cops just have it out for black people, and they were such assholes they tackled a bitch… Or you can see it for what it is, bitch and her friends caused a scene, whether pregnant or not, the cops came to diffuse situation, bitch attacked the cops despite being pregnant, and they tackled her, and now they are trying to milk it for all they can…calling it racial profiling, obviously, calling it unneccesary force, obviously, yet so many pregnant people, black and white, asian and indian….haven’t been tackled by the cops…these people deserve it. I think she woulda been better off having a miscarriage, rather than an emergency C-Section, cuz people like this breeding is the fucking worst, and no not cuz they are black, but cuz they are ghetto as fuck and their kids will perpetuate that shit…provided it doesn’t get shot in a drive-by.
Here’s a little unwanted Nicole Richie, all grown up and winning the lottery that is life, unlike other unwanted kids of crackhead groupies….who are put up for adoption and sent to group homes, you know who normally end up whoring in the gutter…she’s gone Hollywood…thanks to a little Easy Like Sunday Morning money… And she’s looking amazing… Trust me….it pains me to say that, because she’s the fucking worst, but I guess the fact that she’s had some work done…from gastric bypass, to implants, to a new face, thanks to adoptive dad giving her everything she wants, to help her get over her drug addiction and feel better about herself, and now she’s out there making her own money…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE Wanting to fuck Nicole Richie fucks with my head….and makes me feel like this guy:
Janell Shirtcliff is some no name bitch, who doesn’t really matter, but who is trying her best to get herself out there, trying so hard she’s taking nude pics with photographers that I guess she hopes will get her some reach…even though her real hope should be trying to find a way to make her titties the same size, you know even them out so that when she decides to have pictures of her taken topless for free, you know to add to her portfolio, the next time, it will be more substantial. I’d still fuck her…but remember…I’d fuck a farm animal of a bitch if it was consenting, hell I even married one. Here are the pics…she’s pretty decent…and she isn’t fat…I should try to flirt with her on the internet….with promises of fame….
I’ve seen these pose so many times before, whether on Facebook or online dating, and it won’t trick me…partially because I’ve seen Kate Upton’s modeling work, and I know she’s got this dumpy pile of shit belly that doesn’t make any sense to me as to how or why she’s a model, even with her huge tits…but also because I know any girl who puts her hand on her belly, and shoots herself from the tits up…knows exactly what she’s doing and that’s saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING TITS THEY ARE HUGE AND THUS I AM RELEVANT AND DESERVING OF ALL MY SUCCESS BECAUSE I HAVE MASTERED OPTICAL ILLUSIONS AND TRICKING BASIC DUDES WHO ONLY NEED TITS TO GET EXCITED ABOUT A BITCH”…. Sure, the whole thing would be more upsetting, if she didn’t have these stupid tits, I mean if she was just a flat chested fat model, I’d go into protest outside the SI offices, but like most basic dudes, I appreciate them, even if unlike basic dudes, I hate her for everything else. I’m angry like that. I seek justice for all. Not favoritism for fat girls with fat girl tits. What a fucking pig.
Busty Rihanna impersonator who they have decided to train and cultivate to be the Rihanna replacement, just as soon as Rihanna falls off the fucking deep end of crazy bitch who can’t handle fame and money, which is going to happen soon enough…you know a puppet they pull out of a small island in the Caribbean is easy to manipulate with promises of fame and fortune and when she gets too big, you just have to knock her off and throw in some other bitch, one with big tits, who can pull off the exact same bullshit act, with the exact same low level talent, that is more fun to watch, cuz of the tits… Here are some pics I pulled from her instagram, celebrating her titties….her soon to be famous titties…because titties are all that really matter when it comes to her…
