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Jo Parker is a New Amazing Glamour Model of the Day

Jo Parker is a brand new Titty model for the UK Glamour model scene and we like titty models, especially when they are brand new, un-tarnished and amazing, cuz they do this very important thing I call, show their titties. Now I don’t care what went wrong in their lives, or what their career goals are, or why they decided they need to get topless, whether it is revenge on an ex, or a dad or just because they are fun loving, free spirited girls who look good and the opportunity presented itself…cuz ultimately being paid to show tit is not a bad thing…it’s an amazing thing, a beautiful thing, a natural thing even when fake thing…and I endorse her and her new found career and so should you…

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Trying to Look Down Miley’s Shirt of the Day

Miley Cyrus is probably the single hottest thing around. I say that because it upsets so many people who think short hair, don’t care, means a bitch has a cock, set of balls and is ready to back alley fuck you outside a gay club, giving you AIDS….while I know that short hair has no correlation to genitals, and in fact makes her face easier to imagine cumming on, you know since there’s no hair getting in the way….but maybe that’s just because I like bald women…from Cancer to Alopecia, I’m down…. That said, she’s thin, tight bodied, lovely as fuck….and never wears a bra…so call me a fag…while I stare at her titties….in something that is only gay if you’re in prison and the titties your getting hard for are on fat black dude who owns you……

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Sofia Vergara’s Big Eyebrows of the Day

Jesus, this South American bitch has some big fucking eyebrows, I mean these are some serious eyebrows, and by eyebrows, I mean eyebrows and not some clever way of saying tits, cuz you see we all know she’s busy as fuck, it’s why she is on TV, I mean better to get have a token middle aged hispanic woman in hollywood to be busty as fuck than not….. But these eyebrows, they are distracting, all up on some Andy Rooney fucking caterpillars crawling on her face…. I guess they are better to soak up all the cum she’s had ejaculated on her face as she climbed the ladder in her career… It all makes sense now, these eyebrows were just as important to her success as the titties that lead to all the blowjobs, because it acted as a much needed mop. I’ve seen how they clean up oil spills. I get what’s going on here…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hayden Panettiere Dressed Like a Stripper of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is dressed like a stripper on her first dance…you know the slow and romantic one that sets the mood before she comes back on for her second dance and shows her vagina…you know that or the poor girl at prom who bought her dress at some discount bin at the sex shop…and really it works for me, because strippers are the only girls I can count on…you know they never say know to ten dollars to touch their titties….and the trashier Hayden Panettiere looks, the more she suits her implants, and her plastic surgery ridden mom who sucked a lot of dick to give her this life… To See the Rest of the Pics Follow this Link

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The Boston Marathon Explosion of the Day

This is just fucking crazy. I mean the idea that public gatherings and events are not safe, blows my fucking mind, but not in the way this bomb is blowing up a bunch of innocent people. Horrible. Apparently, the majority of the injuries were unsuspecting people in the crowd, just there to cheer on the runners at the finish line, after running a crazy fucking run, apparently limbs were lost not sure about death toll, or if there is a death toll, but it’s a pretty fucking shitty day at the races. Watching this will make you never want to leave your house, something I’ve been doing since the 90s, because the world is fucking crazy and people are fucking evil. That’s why I normally just focus on the titties.

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Alison Brie in Esquire of the Day

Alison Brie is on TV and now she’s in Esquire showing off her titties like this was GQ a few years ago With Gilian Jacobs Promoting Community in her Panties . Now I’ve never seen the show, I don’t care about TV sitcom garbage, but I am a fan of anything, even average looking girls, slutting out to whatever capacity they are capable of, because cleavage, lingerie, bathing suits, whatever it is, are fun to stare at on any bitch.

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Alison Brie in Esquire of the Day

Alison Brie in Esquire of the Day

Alison Brie is on TV and now she’s in Esquire showing off her titties like this was GQ a few years ago With Gilian Jacobs Promoting Community in her Panties . Now I’ve never seen the show, I don’t care about TV sitcom garbage, but I am a fan of anything, even average looking girls, slutting out to whatever capacity they are capable of, because cleavage, lingerie, bathing suits, whatever it is, are fun to stare at on any bitch.

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Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in the Scary Movie 5 Promo of the Day

I can only assume that this promo clip for Scary Movie 5 starring Lohan and Sheen in bed is 97% of the footage of them in the movie, it’s one of those trailer revealing all the well written, amazingly executed, genius jokes you just can’t high 5 hollywood for putting millions into the shit…and by that I mean…garbage…this shit is garbage…but what is real fucking garbage is just how bad Lohan plays herself, you’d think that’d be the easiest gig of her career, but instead she fucking fails, because I guess she doesn’t really know who Lindsay Lohan is….but she does have great tits.

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Emily O’Hara is the Page 3 Glamour Model of the Day

A day is not a day unless it involves staring at some Glamour model tits and mocking them for having daddy issues, craving male attention, not being hot enough to be actual models all while celebrating the fact that they get paid to show their titties, and inspire busty girls to follow in their footsteps, because it leads to the good life, keeping a steady flow of titties for photoshoots available for my jerking off, it’s the circle of life… Her name is Emily O’Hara and she’s boring as fuck for Page 3 in this ghetto shoot, but you know what…she’s topless….cuz that’s what she fucking does. She’s got it all figured out…

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Christina Hendricks Titty Fail in Flare of the Day

People are talking about Mad Men’s new season, I’m not, because I’ve never seen the show, don’t give a fuck about the show, and if I wanted to waste my time with some fake storyline about 1960s advertising agencies, I’d do it by jerking off to old playboys…it’s just more mindless shit to numb the public into following fake situations, instead of living your own life….a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can’t see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing, tits that for some reason she’s not putting on blast like she normally does, because I guess they told her they’d photoshop out the rolls before going to press…. This shoot is a Christina Hendricks fail, but that’s not saying much, since Christina Hendricks, despite her big bra size, and big the rest of her, is a fail.

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