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Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is alright. I mean I made fun of her early on, she called me out for calling her tits fake, we become internet friends, even though she hated me, then she went completely viral, landed a movie, is pretty much set for fucking life, and when I met her in person, was actual pretty fucking sweet and nice, because I guess she realizes her scam worked, and unlike so many cunts before her, probably knows she’s on a timeline and needs to be nice to everyone around her, since at her level of talent, she can be replaced easily….or maybe I just haven’t experienced the actual “I knew I was hot, destined for fame, now the world knows, so I’ll shit on Everyone around me because I won”….but I have a feeling she doesn’t have any of that, because everyone who knows her likes her…and now I can’t mean to that, but I can look at her titties!!

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Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini of the Day

Rachael Robinson Titties for Riven Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who Rachael Robinson is, but apparently she’s a titty for fashion model, at least when showing her titties is for some obscure magazine you’ve never heard of, because as we know, when you put magazine in your name, people take you seriously, and by people I mean hot little aspiring models, willing to get topless to get some press.. I am a fan of that logic. Here are the pics.

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Rachael Robinson Titties for Riven Magazine of the Day

Anastasia Kolganova Titties for Annabelle Magazine of the Day

Want to know what I like? Russian women, who have no souls, but who were able to escape a life of sex work, to do fashion work, all because they met a heigh requirement. Sure the model Russians with no souls are probably very expensive, even unaffordable for an average man to buy…and you can’t watch them piss on webcam for 10 dollars a minute…but they are still willing to do pretty much everything a sex worker would do…only in such a classier and thus more erotic way… I dig it. Her name is Anastasia Kolganova…I don’t even know if she’s Russia, but her name is Russian enough, and these are her titties for fashion…

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Anastasia Kolganova Titties for Annabelle Magazine of the Day

Anastasia Kolganova Titties for Annabelle Magazine of the Day

Want to know what I like? Russian women, who have no souls, but who were able to escape a life of sex work, to do fashion work, all because they met a heigh requirement. Sure the model Russians with no souls are probably very expensive, even unaffordable for an average man to buy…and you can’t watch them piss on webcam for 10 dollars a minute…but they are still willing to do pretty much everything a sex worker would do…only in such a classier and thus more erotic way… I dig it. Her name is Anastasia Kolganova…I don’t even know if she’s Russia, but her name is Russian enough, and these are her titties for fashion…

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Anastasia Kolganova Titties for Annabelle Magazine of the Day

Leila Spilman for Purple of the Day

Leila Spilman is apparently some Colorado based model I think… who has done a lot of topless work before because being topless isn’t a big deal and once you do it once…your tits live…but more importantly, it usually leads to better gigs… What it comes down to is that she’s got a great fucking body…and who is now in some fashionable, snapshot series, in some ghetto hipster apartment shot by the main dude at Puprle Magazine, Brad Elterman …and I think I may be in love…but probably not…she’s just better to look at than my fat wife who hasn’t put a shirt on yet today…Thanks for that pig woman I share a bed with.

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Leila Spilman for Purple of the Day

Emily Didonato Titties for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.

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Emily Didonato Titties for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Chloe Green’s Tits on a Boat of the Day

My claim to fame wasn’t when Chloe Green told me off…. This was in an era before she polluted her body with J.Lo’s ex husband, who no living person should ever have sex with, since he’s a monster, let alone some clearly broken down rich girl, who’s billionaire dad has been buying her love her whole life, which I guess isn’t enough for her, because she went onto that weirdness….weirdness that has recently ended and that has given her the chance to mend the pieces of her broken heart on her 100 million dollar yacht she’s showing her titties on… If she hadn’t blocked me, I would totally try to save her, not for her trust fund, but because I truly care about someone so far gone she’d date Mark Anthony…that shit is just beyond my scope of comprehension… Even when fat and ugly, as Chloe Green is, regardless of her billion dollar inheritance, she’s too young and fresh for that latin lover…I mean find a college kid with no standards, they are out there, uglier girls than her fuck all the time…I mean if she’s looking for higher profile, at least go for someone who isn’t Mark Anthony. The whole thing confusing…her tits on a boat…not so exciting…but still tits….sad sad tits… TO SEE ALL THE TOPLESS PICS CLICK HERE

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Chloe Green’s Tits on a Boat of the Day

Awesome Drunk Dude of the Day

As a drunk person, who likes being drunk, who needs to be drunk, and who relies on being drunk to get through all aspects of life, even the most menial…because drunk just makes things more tolerable, from the inner demons and repressed memories in our soul, to the annoying, tedious conversations you have with the people you come across and who you can’t help but hate…I am a fan of videos of drunk people, even if they are also high people, who may or may not have given up on life, but who are giving themselves face plants because it’s pretty fucking funny..

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Awesome Drunk Dude of the Day

Christie Brinkley is Still Amazing of the Day

Christie Brinkley, even at 100 fucking years old, is amazing and may or may not be hot enough for me to jerk off to, even if I really tried, because I don’t like old used up women, but who I can still use to remind me of the the titties that once were jerked off to by me, because she’s still got it going on…and by it, I don’t mean her period, she’s too old for that…which I guess is a selling point if she wasn’t Christie Brinkley, because getting her pregnant, a curse to so many on so many levels with so many women, isn’t a curse with this one, because it would be a K-Fed situation…a K-Fed situation now made impossible…cuz she’s 100 fucking years old…but at least she still looks good at the SI 50 Year Anniversary of Swimsuit event I wasn’t invited to but where Chrissy Teigen was invited…because she’s the biggest scam around.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

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Nicole Neal Naked for Page 3 of the Day

Nicole Neal is some Glamour model from the UK with big hopes and dreams…that I guess can only really be realized by showing her titties…even though I don’t think these girls are paid to be in these magazines, but rather just do it for the instagram followers and soccer playing rich boyfriends who like girls other guys jerk off to that have been published in shitty magazines…and the good news is…she looks kinda good.

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Nicole Neal Naked for Page 3 of the Day