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Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day

Edie Campbell is some tranny model, at least I assume she’s a he, because of her name, in some gender neutral, girls can be named EDIE, it’s not a new thing, maybe she’s an Edith, but based on her bra size, I’m going with Edward… I don’t know who she is, what her story is, but she’s flashing her titties and I like it, because it reminds me what modeling is all about…tits. The post Edie Campbell for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Marloes Horst Hand Bra, Nipples and Ass in Mom Jeans of the Day

Marloes Horst is amazing. Marloes Horst is a babe…and along with having a great fucking face to want to smear your dick on….a face that she has leveraged into a money making scheme I only approve of because she also uses her titties in part of the money making program..but I guess we’re in an era of all girls using their titties…for pretty much everything. Marloes Horst is The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…he’s a nub… Marloes Horst is doing a shoot for some trendy brand…and I guess nipples are part of the trends…THANK goodness her name rhymes with whore(st)….because I love whores…. The post Marloes Horst Hand Bra, Nipples and Ass in Mom Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alsion Brie Sucking Dick of the Day

Alison Brie is some Comedic actress with decent sized tits, who I assume has been naked on the internet at least once in a nude scandal that got her booked on TV in the first place, but that I am too lazy to look up, or maybe I am just confusing her with Kat Dennings, the 2 Broke Girls, who aren’t broke anymore, thanks to a nude scandal that happened before she got her own sitcom….another comedic actress with big tits…who is fat while this one isn’t… But she is so edgy…all posing with a bachelorette party dick cup…because she’s a comedic actress….all average looking, but loved by all her creeper fans… I don’t know why I’m dragging this out…..or even trying to figure it out…she doesn’t matter, or maybe she does…but I consider mattering more than just being a slut on TV… The post Alsion Brie Sucking Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beate Muska Nude Model of the Day

Beate Muska is the future.. I know nothing about her other than that she’s got 25,000 instagram followers, is probably trying to get that cool million, I didn’t bother going through her public images to pass judgement or write a story in my crazy head about her….I just know she’s getting naked and naked is wonderful…but what’s even more wonderful….is the bathroom that she’s in…it’s all pink and done up…almost more interesting than her TITTIES…but usually the only thing more interesting thing than her titties…is her BUTTHOLE….something she’s strategically hid in these pics thanks to being a classy bitch… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Beate Muska Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day

I would assume the pudgy Selena Gomez using a bed as her prob, wearing a weird night gown and she rubbed up on some weird guy in Pajamas on SNL, sucking in her chipmunk, bloated by her Lupus meds and her Chemotherapy that she clearly is suffering aggressively from, whle her titties bounced, as she tries to define her own voice….to generate some buzz for herself… In what I guess is a Make a Wish Foundation moment….because she wrote: “Thank you @nbcsnl for a childhood dream come true …” Because being talentless or just averagely talented enough…gets expedited when you’re dying of an auto immune disease…that you exploit… The post Selena Gomez and Her Lupus Fucks Herself on SNL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carla Gugino Beach Tits of the Day

I don’t remember who Carla Gugino is… But her titties are in the sand… So that makes her a real somebody to me… I think she may be in the This reminds me of this video…the best video to have happened today… The post Carla Gugino Beach Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Heard in Interview of the Day

Homewrecker Amber Heard is in Interview Magazine where I am sure she isn’t talking about how she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma of dozens of years with her temptress ass that is the reason she’s probably famous to begin with…even though I am sure she just gets a bad reputation and that Johnny Depp has consistently cheated on his Baby Momma, this is just one of the girls who stuck…for whatever reason…I mean it’s even possible that she didn’t fuck him on set…and made him beg for it and wait for it and leave his wife for it…and the media just blames her instead of just staring at her…because when it comes to actresses…not many are hot…and this one…is hot…enough…for Johnny Depp…and I guess Interview Magazine… The post Amber Heard in Interview of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day

There are just too many models and photographers out there…producing professional quality photoshoots…that it is impossible to know whether they are good, or whether they are celebrated, or whether they are just hipster nobodies with a camera, but I guess all there really is to know is that if the tits are exposed in a photo series show by anyone, they are art to me… It’s like all I need is tits to ignore how cheesy it is for people to get together and do these free shoots for the sake of doing free shoots…because of a dream they probably have of one day being famous…. But then again, I guess people who love taking pictures and models who love taking their tits out in pictures need to start somewhere, when they’re not being given a chance because the mainstream is slow to the gate… My only issue is that no one is pushing boundaries and it all seems like it is just one big parody or bootleg copy…and that’s what I guess is boring… The post Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Nipples in a Mesh Shirt to Celebrate the Attention Her New Hair is Getting of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a classy young lady pushing 40, who recently told the media she fucks Kanye 500 times a day because they are trying to have more babies…something that I wouldn’t put past her, and if her career went the route of porn, there would probably be video of it, and there probably is, because that pussy can handle 500 cocks, there is no doubt in my mind that pussy couldn’t handle all 500 cocks at the same time…it’s just that gaping… So she dyed her hair blonde, looked silly but the people cared, because the people are silly….and decided to wear a Mesh shirt because she has massive tits…and they can help propel this nonsense that people care about even though she is garbage…and clearly so are all of you because you created her…and I hate you for that..but I don’t hate her for still showing her titties..because titties are fun….even when they are attached to a demon monster shitting on humanity…like this twat… The post Kim Kardashian Nipples in a Mesh Shirt to Celebrate the Attention Her New Hair is Getting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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