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Maria Menounos Pants Off Party of the Day

Maria Menounos is playing up the social media game with some “Pants Off” pics…that aren’t that exciting but she looks good in her shameless self promotion – she has no choice but to do at 40…when no one cares…it reminds me of when I get girls to show me their panties covered in cum – while they are on the toilet… She is not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….not that I watch TV… they sold their souls out to be on….I just like knowing that they think they are important..and struggle staying important..while guys just jerk off to them… I know her pulling her pants down makes you want to see her pussy, not cuz she’s Maria Menounos, but cuz she has a pussy…so let’s revisit… Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once …. The post Maria Menounos Pants Off Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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There's Nothing Bad About How Good Lindsay Lohan's Cleavage Looks

Each and every one of us has habits that we don’t often like to admit. From stealing your neighbor’s paper to never putting the toilet seat down in a public restroom, we all do stuff that others would consider a bad habit. Even I have a bad habit, a bad habit of really enjoying Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage. … read more Continue reading

Anna Ewers Tits for Fashion of the Day

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers….is the kind of girl who’s sewer I would climb through just to chill under her toilet to watch her pussy as she shits on my face…. …Before dying from septic shock / e-coli after ingesting said shit…that we can assume is filled with great model things like the Salmon in the pacific, cocaine and anti-depressants and very little food substance… She’s that good. The post Anna Ewers Tits for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Just Poo It

First Shia, now James Franco wants you to poo in the toilet.

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Diplo & 2 Chainz Try $100K Bottled Water

This is one of the biggest scams ever! No I’m not talking about Diplo and 2 Chainz music careers, but any time you buy water, just remember that you’re flushing your money down the toilet.

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Best Paper Airplane Throw Ever!

This is truly one of the greatest paper airplane throws I’ve ever seen on YouTube. It’s also the only one, so I can’t really judge, but it’s still pretty impressive.

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Kylie Jenner’s Photoshoot Is Big Trouble

Forget deleting your history, you’re probably going to want to go ahead and flush your entire computer down the toilet if you’re not careful with this latest photoshoot from teenage troublemaker Kylie Jenner . I know Kylie’s only 17, but I swear she’s sent more men to jail than a Texas judge. So don’t be a statistic and just move it along, if you know what’s good for you.

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Sam Smith’s Grammy For Song Of The Year May End Up In His Toilet

Sam Smith may put his four Grammy Awards in his toilet.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Trouble Too

Between Bella Thorne and now Chloe Grace Moretz , I’m starting to think that the People’s Choice Awards were actually one big sting operation by the LAPD. So instead of trying to flush your laptop down the toilet, I suggest just moving it along until next year, when they’re both 18. Because right now, there’s nothing to see here. » view all 35 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kaley Cuoco’s Toilet Pic of the Day

There is a video of Kaley Cuoco flashing her vagina after going to the bathroom as part of the recent hack, I am sure it’s available online somewhere, I am just too lazy to look for it. I don’t even think Kaley Cuoco sent her legal team after the leaked pics, because I didn’t hear from them, and she’s been making social media jokes about it since they happened…I guess she has a sense of humor and realizes that most people think seeing her naked is exciting, I don’t really care for her, I don’t watch her show, I don’t really get off to girls who pretend to be the hot chick amongst the nerds, and who act like the hot chick amongst the nerds, because the nerds are loyal and offer a lot of male attention. I am more into girls who have no self esteem… That said, I guess this toilet selfie is just a play on the nude leaks you’ve probably masturbated to…and I encourage any girl who embraces the opportunity to be a slut, without blatantly being a slut… Not to mention, girls taking shits is totally my fetish…usually I opt for the face…but toilet works…as long as it smells….I mean…at least I would be into that if girls actually shit…but the girls I’ve been with don’t…but that’s because they are on a meth diet..boom.

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