Happy Valentine’s Day, THGers! Have you bought her the chocolate box yet? The roses? The endless stream of balloons? Okay, good. As you now try to decide which of the Most Romantic Movies of All-Time to pop into your DVD player, we’re here to help you set the mood. After all, nothing beats a good love song. With that in mind, we’ve compiled a bunch of literal love songs below. These all contain the word “love” – and while Eminem and Rihanna rapping about domestic abuse might not put you in the mood… keep clicking away. It gets more romantic and more Bieber-licious as the gallery goes on: 9 Literal Love Songs That Sort of Put Us in the Mood Open Slideshow 1. Eminem and Rihanna – “Love The Way You Lie” Eminem and Rihanna rap here about domestic abuse. It’s not the most romantic message in history. But it’s a fun track! View As List 9. Boyz II Men – “I’ll Make Love to You” Boyz II Men want to make love to you. Listen to their classic ballad now and get in the mood.
Go ahead and keep dissing Kendall Jenner for her breast-exposed runway debut last night. Scoff at Khloe Kardashian’s claim that haters are just jealous of her little sister. Make fun of Kim Kardashian for having no talent. This family will just keep laughing all the way to the bank. According to TMZ insiders, the Kardashians are on the verge of signing a $40 million deal that will keep their reality show on the air beyond 11 seasons… and make every family member even richer than they are now. Kardashians to Sign $40 Million Deal?!? Well, not every family member. Despite Bruce and Kris Jenner saying otherwise, TMZ is adamant that Bruce will NOT be part of the show after Season 9. Sources tell that site that Bruce is “fatigued” and sick of the criticism and just wants to live a more normal, private life in Malibu. Producers aren’t exactly worried, however, because, no offense to the guy… but who tunes in to see Bruce Jenner?!? On this Sunday’s episode, meanwhile, Kanye West will propose to Kim! You can watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online at TV Fanatic in case you won’t be around to see it live. 22 Eye-Katching Kardashian Red Karpet Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kisses from the Kardashians The Kardashians blow some kisses our way in this appearance. This is a photo from their fragrance launch in 2011. View As List 1. Kisses from the Kardashians The Kardashians blow some kisses our way in this appearance. This is a photo from their fragrance launch in 2011. 2. Kardashians in the UK The Kardashian sisters wave to their fans in this photo. It’s unclear why they have fans, of course. 3. Kourtney Kardashian Red Carpet Pic Kim Kardashian and kompany greet fans overseas in this photo. They are a big hit in England. No one knows why. 4. Another Kim Kardashian Red Carpet Pic Kim Kardashian poses here at… who knows where? It’s just one of a number of red carpet events that pay her to stand around. 5. Khloe Kardashian Red Karpet Photo Looking good, Khloe Kardashian! The reality star poses here on the red carpet. 6. Red Karpet Kouple That’s how we would look, too, if we were holding Kim Kardashian’s hand. Kanye West realizes here just what he has gotten into. 7. Red Karpet Kim Kim Kardashian does two things well: pose naked and stand on a red carpet. She’s spotted here, doing the latter. 8. Kim Kardashian in Gold What do you think of Kim Kardashian in gold? We’re loving this color on the reality star. 9. Two Kardashians Khloe Kardashian looks like a giant alongside Kim Kardashian. And speaking of giant: look at those boobs! 10. The Kardashians in Vegas Kim Kardashian turned 33 with a party in Las Vegas. Sisters Kourtney and Khloe came along for the occasion. 11. Lamar Odom, Kris Humphries, Kardashians Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries have something in common: they have each seen a Kardashian sister naked. 12. Kardashians and Jenners It’s the Kardashians! And the Jenners! It’s TV’s most irritating family! 13. Kardashians in Vegas It’s one big, happy, attention-starved family. Kim Kardashian poses alongside her sister, brother in law, husband and mom here. 14. So Many Kardashians Smile, Kardashians! The sisters showed up on the red carpet of the Eclipse premiere, a reward for doing… whatever it is they do. 15. 3 Krazy Kardashians Kourtney, Khloe and Rob Kardashian at US Weekly’s Annual Hot Hollywood Style Celebration held at MyHouse in Hollywood, CA. Yes, they have a brother named Rob who spells his name normally. 16. Kimye! Kim Kardashian plus Kanye West equals Kimye! Yeah… we hate the nickname, too. 17. Kourtney Kardashian at Elton’s Kourtney Kardashian came out for Elton John’s Oscar party. Do you like her outfit? 18. Kardashian Siblings Which is your favorite Kardashian sibling? Kim, Kourtney and Khloe pose here. 19. Khloe on a Red Carpet Khloe Kardashian chills here on a red carpet. She filed for divorce in December 2013. 20. Khloe Kardashian in Sin City Khloe Kardashian is on a Las Vegas red carpet in this photo. She’s there to celebrate her sister’s 33rd birthday. 21. Rob Kardashian and Lamar Odom Rob Kardashian is close friends with Lamar Odom. He’s rooting for his pal to kick his alleged drug habit. 22. Rob Kardashian Smiles Rob Kardashian is all smiles in this photo. He must not be able to see his tattoo.
For Oscar Pistorius, the beloved athlete who went from inspiration to murder suspect, Valentine’s Day 2014 marks the one-year anniversary of his girlfriend’s death. The South African, a double amputee who became a global sensation at the 2012 London Olympics, has been charged with the murder of Reeva Steenkamp. The 27-year-old wrote Friday in a statement: “No words can adequately capture my feelings about the devastating accident that has caused such heartache for everyone who truly loved – and continues to love Reeva.” “The loss of Reeva and the complete trauma of that day … the pain and sadness, especially for Reeva’s parents, family and friends, consumes me with sorrow. ” “I will carry with me for the rest of my life.” Oscar Pistorius will stand trial on March 3. The track star faces the charge of premeditated murder , which carries a minimum sentence of 25 years in prison. Pistorius repeatedly denied the allegation, claiming he mistook Reeva Steenkamp for an intruder when he shot her four times through a locked bathroom door. A judge will deliver a verdict in the case, as there is no trial by jury in South Africa. Pistorius, who is out on bail, also faces charges of firing a gun in a public space.
Lindsay Lohan has an incompetent lawyer representing her. Straight from the mouth of Judge Jim Dabney, the man in charge of her criminal case. Dabney reamed out Mark Heller, saying he was incompetent to practice law in California and Lohan has to get another lawyer who knows what he’s doing. That or waive her right to a competent California lawyer. Seriously. The judge informed Heller he screwed up the legal documents he filed by not following California law, and denied his motion to dismiss Lohan’s case. Heller tried to blame the previous lawyer, but the judge had none of it, questioning his knowledge of criminal law or competence to handle the case. To make matters worse, the California lawyer who’s sponsoring Heller to appear in LiLo’s case didn’t show up today, and the judge made note of that. Prosecutor Terry White made it clear that he’s ready for trial on March 18, where Lindsay Lohan faces jail time for lying to cops and violating probation. Quick refresher: She wrecked her car in June and said her assistant was driving, which was not true. This also triggered a probation violation, potentially. Heller pleaded that Lindsay Lohan should be shown both “mercy and compassion,” but offered little in the way of legal specifics … or competence. There was also no mention made of the ongoing plea bargain negotiations, which Lindsay has put the kibosh on so far because they involve rehab. She’s a moron , but it sounds like Heller far exceeds her in that arena.
